life questions

Question 1

If vampires can’t see their reflections how do they have such perfect hair?

Answer 1

i don’t bloody know. (ha ha ha… blood)

Question 2

If people who make youtube videos are called youtubers what are the people who watch youtube?

Answer 2

people that watch youtube

Question 3

Gaze at this sentence for just about sixty seconds and then explain what makes it quite different from the average sentence. Quick!

What is it?

Answer 3

It contains all the letters in the alphabet.

p.s. i bet you didn’t bother to work that out

Question 4

I challenge you to press 1 every time you see this question

Answer 4

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|/ press the purple one. EVERY TIME!

Question 5

DON’T FLIP THIS CARD!!!

Answer 5

you have doomed us all

Question 6

HELLO CHILD!!!!

Answer 6

i’m sorry but you are actually a turtle

Question 7

please memorise all these answers

Answer 7

i bet you will just skip all of these…

…traitor

Question 8

why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer 8

why the hell not? IT’S HIS LIFE!!!