Laura Cue Lines

Question 1

Act normal… they’re right over there.

Answer 1

Listen up everyone, as the maid of honor, from here until we return to this very spot in one week’s time, I am charged with ensuring this is the best wedding of all time…I mean, for Sam and Chris. I don’t want to hear any complaining. We have about two hours until our flight, so-

Question 2

Samantha, are you sure this is a friend group you want to marry into?

Answer 2

You know what, not important right now, everyone just RUN.

Question 3

Laura- you need to loosen up. It’s just a wedding.

Answer 3

This isn’t just a wedding, Rachel. This is the biggest moment of Sam and Chris’s lives! It must be just as romantic as it is special. It’s the greatest declaration of their LOVE!

Question 4

The last time I made a declaration of love was to the left-over pizza in my fridge after a long day at work.

Answer 4

Wait, what happened to Dylan?

Question 5

Like I was saying, I’ve learned to just embrace the “always a bridesmaid” life.

Answer 5

Rachel I’m so sorry… But maybe if you help me plan the bridal agenda, you’ll feel the loooveee again! Speaking of, Trevor, have you done anything for Chris yet?

Question 6

Welcome to Valoria, Sunceland! (Lights come up on scene 3)

Answer 6

Ok team- we made it! How’s everyone doing? Good enough for me! This bus should be arriving practically any minute now; I planned it perfectly to line up with our flight times. “Wow, thanks Laura, you’re the best Laura”, it’s really no problem I do my best.

Question 7

He got that European skin from his father; I radiate in the sun.

Answer 7

Where is this bus?!?!

Question 8

Enough about me, let’s do some circle time, no questions asked!

Answer 8

Cir-circle time? What about the bus schedule?

Question 9

I’m Rachel.
Me, Brett.

Answer 9

Rachel, quick get over here, this one is bug-free!

Question 10

You thought it was gnarly though?
Super gnarly.

Answer 10

This day is not going to plan at all. We’re running way ahead of schedule and we can’t get lunch for another 2 hours until our reservation.

Question 11

No way, I was literally thinking the same thing… you don’t think he would, do you? (Scene 7 starts)

Answer 11

Where are they? They were supposed to be back twenty-six minutes ago!

Question 12

Sorry we’re late! The sunrise was so beautiful it was hard to keep track of time.

Answer 12

Yeah, well that’s been over for about 27 minutes now, hasn’t it? Ok anyways, now that we are all here, today is my favorite day that Rachel and I have planned so far, right Rachel?

Question 13

Ohhh yes.

Answer 13

We’re going SHOPPING!!

Question 14

I have something super special planned for me and the guys anyway so you’re the ones missing out.

Answer 14

Yea… ok. On that note, everyone go get dressed for the day! Plan for lots of walking and window shopping.

Question 15

Me too, and I haven’t even had a drink yet today!

Answer 15

Sam I’m so happy you’re having fun. I was so worried this trip wasn’t going to live up to your expectations.

Question 16

Ok… but even if I like him, Dylan and I only broke up like-

Answer 16

Millions of years ago. Go get your man, girl! Make some moves! Maybe you can finally break free from this bridesmaid stereotype you’ve pigeonholed yourself into.

Question 17

I must agree, the dresses here are marvelous but rather pricy.

Answer 17

Ok well, I think this day was successful if I do say so myself, so I’m happy to go! Sam?

Question 18

Lights come up on act two or scene 9

Answer 18

Well. I’ll be the first one to say it; this trip is not going as planned.

Question 19

On that note, I think I’m going to head out. I want to get a good surf in before the sun completely sets.

Answer 19

Rachel can go with you!

Question 20

Brett in dinner party scene: What?

Answer 20

Pfft, I mean, all this girl has been talking about is wanting to learn how to surf and I mean who better to learn from than you!

Question 21

Honey, you’re thinking of the ones from the telephones.

Answer 21

Clearly there’s been a mistake, I booked… I mean, they booked this almost two years ago!

Question 22

She’s fine. I mean, she hasn’t done anything out of the ordinary, yet.

Answer 22

Chris! Clearly she is not ok. A hoity-toity, upper-class couple is trying to take over the wedding spot she’s been dreaming of since middle school!

Question 23

Duncan, what did I-

Answer 23

Not now Jules. Peter and Lorraine have been sabotaging this whole trip just to make sure that their wedding was better than yours.

Question 24

Wait, so everything that has gone wrong wasn’t bad karma?

Answer 24

No!

Question 25

Before we begin, I just want to double check. You guys already have your marriage certificate, right? Because legally I don’t think my online course covered that.

Answer 25

Yep, it’s all right here!

Question 26

Thank you, Laura, for everything.

Answer 26

Of course, anything for my girl!

Question 27

Yeah, maybe if things go well with Brett, you could plan-

Answer 27

No.

Question 28

Rachel in wedding scene: Wait, what?

Answer 28

I’m never planning another wedding again. In fact, I think I need a different vacation after this one. A vacation from this vacation.

Question 29

Brett in wedding scene: Groovy!

Answer 29

Well, we pulled it off! Now one thing’s for sure: I’m never planning another wedding again, and Mexico is calling my name.