Jokes Flashcards
I think my IPhone is broken.
I hit the home button but I am still here.
What do you get when you cross a clock with a chicken?
An alarm cluck!
What’s colorful and smart?
A brainbow!
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What type of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks!
What kind of ant can count?
An Account-ANT
What do you call a fake noodle?
An imPASTA!
Where does a sick horse go?
A horsepital
What do ducks where to weddings?
Ducksedos!
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants!
Where do cows go for their first dates?
To the MOO-vies.
Why can’t zoo animals take tests?
Too many Cheetahs!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
How do you make tissue dance?
You put a little boogie on it?
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don’t look! I’m changing.
What’s yellow and smells like bananas?
Ape vomit.
What’s transparent and smells like worms?
A bird fart.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter. it won’t come anyways.
Need to build an ark?
I NO-AH guy.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off!
