Jokes

Question 1

I think my IPhone is broken.

Answer 1

I hit the home button but I am still here.

Question 2

What do you get when you cross a clock with a chicken?

Answer 2

An alarm cluck!

Question 3

What’s colorful and smart?

Answer 3

A brainbow!

Question 4

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

Answer 4

A gummy bear!

Question 5

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Answer 5

Roberto!

Question 6

What type of music do mummies listen to?

Answer 6

Wrap music.

Question 7

Why should you not write with a dull pencil?

Answer 7

Because it’s pointless.

Question 8

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

Answer 8

With Tyrannosaurus checks!

Question 9

What kind of ant can count?

Answer 9

An Account-ANT

Question 10

What do you call a fake noodle?

Answer 10

An imPASTA!

Question 11

Where does a sick horse go?

Answer 11

A horsepital

Question 12

What do ducks where to weddings?

Answer 12

Ducksedos!

Question 13

What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Answer 13

Thunderpants!

Question 14

Where do cows go for their first dates?

Answer 14

To the MOO-vies.

Question 15

Why can’t zoo animals take tests?

Answer 15

Too many Cheetahs!

Question 16

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Answer 16

A pork chop!

Question 17

What do you call a computer that sings?

Answer 17

A Dell.

Question 18

How do you make tissue dance?

Answer 18

You put a little boogie on it?

Question 19

What did the red light say to the green light?

Answer 19

Don’t look! I’m changing.

Question 20

What’s yellow and smells like bananas?

Answer 20

Ape vomit.

Question 21

What’s transparent and smells like worms?

Answer 21

A bird fart.

Question 22

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

Answer 22

A brick.

Question 23

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Answer 23

It doesn’t matter. it won’t come anyways.

Question 24

Need to build an ark?

Answer 24

I NO-AH guy.

Question 25

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

Answer 25

A rip off!