Jokes Flashcards
1
Q
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A
Kick his sister in the jaw
2
Q
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A
The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
3
Q
What should yu do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A
Slow down and possibly use lubricant
4
Q
What does the Florida state football team and the Florida state cheerleaders have in common?
A
They both suck for 4 quarters
5
Q
What does a 75 year old women have between her breast that a 25 yr old doesn’t?
A
Her navel
6
Q
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough
7
Q
What does a good bar and good women have in comment?
A
Liquor in the front, poker in the back
