Jokes

Question 0

A squirrel had a walnut on its head. The squirrel said “ I start my journey today and tomorrow I _____ fall.”

What is the word in the blank?

Answer 0

Walnut

Question 1

How do you make lemonade?

Answer 1

You take lemons and put it in and aid kit

Question 2

Can February March?

Answer 2

No, but April May.

Question 3

I am not fat I am just a little ____…

Answer 3

Husky

Question 4

1 I have the necessary \_\_\_\_
2 Your \_\_\_\_ are \_\_\_\_
3 don't listen to him. He's \_\_\_\_
4 this arguing is becoming \_\_\_\_
5 indeed. It's making my voice \_\_\_\_
6 please \_\_\_\_. When will you ever say anything smart. Don't worry, \_\_\_\_ wait. 
7 ouch! \_\_\_\_
8 I'm out of here your all \_\_\_\_ me crazy.
9 \_\_\_\_ your things
10 let \_\_\_\_ when you get there!!

Answer 4

1 koalafications 
2 koalafications irrelaphant 
3 lion
4 unbearable 
5 horse
6 horse owl
7 hawkward 
8 giraffing 
9 alpaca
10 minnow

Question 5

” I like to sleep a lot ____”

Answer 5

So I have energy to sleep more

Question 6

One guy says “ dude, pass it.” The other guy says “what? The chips?” The first guy says “ no, ____ ____

Answer 6

the table

Question 7

Everyone has at least one 1____ 2____. I just happen to be that 3____.

Answer 7

1 Unstable
2 friend
3 friend

Question 8

A 1____ stabs you in the front.
A 2____ stabs you in the back.
A 3____ stabs you in the heart.
But, 4____ 5____ only poke each other with straws.

Answer 8

1 stranger 
2 friend
3 boyfriend
4 best 
5 friend

Question 9

What the guy worm say to the lady worm on valentines day?

Answer 9

You “ worm” my heart.