Jokes 101

Question 1

Stammering or not knowing a language

Answer 1

Language sounds like someone with a brain disability

Question 2

Saying “no”

Answer 2

Uhmm… well, that will be a resounding no 🚨

Question 3

Unknown story build up

Answer 3

I don’t really have a Segway for this (a proper story leading up to)

Question 4

Loser-ish appearance

Answer 4

Looks like chat gpt’s answer to:…(show me a virgin).

Question 5

Unsexy in relation to someone else

Answer 5

A less f-able reimagining of:…(Someone’s name) 😂

Question 6

Where do you get life advice?

Answer 6

Took advice from an online guru… Because life can get that low 😬

Question 7

In a yango (cab, taxi, being driven around)

Answer 7

Try to get more value out of your yango by making them your therapist 👨🏽‍⚕️

Question 8

Watching old p*rn or watching gilfs

Answer 8

Dead pornstars? Ain’t finna be a ghostbuster 👻💦

Question 9

On holiday break from school

Answer 9

Out on probation (when the kids are on holiday)🕴🏽

Question 10

We’re not all going to be doing this

Answer 10

Just suffer in solidarity with us 🚭

Question 11

Do you have common sense?

Answer 11

Your intelligence is my common sense 🧠

Question 12

You’re (body stigmatization) eg: fat, slim, short….etc

Answer 12

I’ve already accepted that years ago (comeback to something visibly evident) 😹

Question 13

Ordering yango for someone

Answer 13

Turned into the minister of transportation 🚖

Question 14

This is boring

Answer 14

Hideously boring

Question 15

Superfluous (unnecessary) honesty

Answer 15

Out here picking the worst time to be honest 🫣

Question 16

About to do something

Answer 16

Prepare to lower your expectations🪫

Question 17

Slightly weird search on somebody else’s browser

Answer 17

Let’s get that in your search history 🔍🔞

Question 18

Is it weird that I do so and so or…?

Answer 18

Leaving a rhetorical question on a “whether it’s crazy or not” question standing, auto makes it yes 💀

Question 19

Sarcastic appreciation

Answer 19

I like that for you😸

Question 20

Passing through

Answer 20

Sesheni ifi pupa npiteko🫡

Question 21

Shots missed

Answer 21

Failed his whole generation♌

Question 22

Can you do this and this? Or make me this thing

Answer 22

I can tell you this, creating a quantum computer much easier🙃

Question 23

Turn off

Answer 23

The most unsexiest sentence said thus far😐

Question 24

Nicely sounding,

Answer 24

First of all that would make a good name for a restaurant🤫 second (proceed to answer whatever the question is)

Question 25

Someone gives their opinion:

Answer 25

I like that but where are you coming from with this?🧐

Question 26

Not celebrating when they should be

Answer 26

Get up when the spirit moves you stand up! laugh, clap, smile, dance…🥸

Question 27

Everything wrong with the word

Answer 27

War, disease, death, distruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption 😶‍🌫️

Question 28

Reviews, comments, criticism… etc

Answer 28

A bigger wake up call than any intervention can ever hope to be🙂‍↕️

Question 29

to be tripping on spirits😵‍💫

Answer 29

I’m yaked!

Question 30

Repeating the same word during speech

Answer 30

A verbal leach I can’t get rid of🗣️

Question 31

How often do you go to church,
Going for class,
Going to the club,

Answer 31

I don’t have a specific place we gather every week to compare clothing 👑

Question 32

What’s your religion

Answer 32

Catholic; was what I was, until I reached the age of reason 😅

Question 33

Ugly

Answer 33

A severe appearance deficit 😵

Question 34

Weddings

Answer 34

Weddings are a scam where you spend money to put up a pop-up restaurant for 200 people you barely know 😅

Question 35

Walking in or the deal has gone through

Answer 35

Was it luck, was it fate or was it my amazing good looks😎

Question 36

I’m asking for a rubber 💀

Answer 36

No, I mean the rubber that actually erases mistakes and not the one that makes them😅😵

Question 37

Being clueless
Or why do yango drivers ask for the location?

Answer 37

Being as clueless as a yango driver with the gps coordinates to your location 😅

Question 38

Girl: I like a guy that does so and so

Answer 38

Girls just be out here inventing the guy they want to cheat on 👷🏼‍♀️

Question 39

Multitasking:

Answer 39

I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.😅

Question 40

Girls with or without exp?

Answer 40

You want a formula 1 driver that’s an expert in your stick shift 🎮

Question 41

You’re making excuses

Answer 41

Not an excuse… It’s just what happened 😅

Question 42

Situation segregation:

Answer 42

hiding from food shame😅

Question 43

Situation at least:

Answer 43

“yeah cause that’s what I really wanted” 😅

Question 44

Situation praise: negative

Answer 44

“if losing was what you were aiming for” 📉

Question 45

You’re so childish

Answer 45

I’m Not childish; childhood trauma maybe, but not childish

Question 46

Preference

Answer 46

Different strokes for different folks

Question 47

looking for something

Answer 47

Peak at the coochie, see what flaps they got 😅

Question 48

Did it with an ego

Answer 48

I was horny and didn’t have enough blood flow in my brain to roast her stupid ass🩸

Question 49

So dumb

Answer 49

Has never started a sentence with Therefore😅

Question 50

Hey look what I can do?

Answer 50

It’s a Skill set put it on your CV 👍🏾📜

Question 51

Its nothing personal

Answer 51

Well personally speaking from my own personal experience personally I feel that was a little too personal 🧠

Question 52

Situation argument gone on for too long:

Answer 52

argument domino forgot what the argument was all about 🧠

Question 53

Eye roll

Answer 53

Role your eyes any harder you gonna look possessed😅

Question 54

Expectations for the first date

Answer 54

My expectations fall In between a one night stand and marriage with three kids

Question 55

You lack, passion ambition motivation soul

Answer 55

The ambition and motivation ended the moment I stopped being sperm

Question 56

Face is too friendly

Answer 56

Everyone that sees me is like you wanna talk can I be a part of your day 😅

Question 57

Someone gives an out of pocket analogy

Answer 57

Not the perfect analogy, but I feel it’s decent

Question 58

New love moving too fast

Answer 58

Every flame that starts quickly dies quickly 🧠

Question 59

Beautiful

Answer 59

As an atheist I can safely say that, that is indeed God’s work😸

Question 60

Beautiful

Answer 60

As an atheist I can safely say that, that is indeed God’s work😸

Question 61

Have some patience

Answer 61

I’m impatient and impulsive does that work😸

Question 62

Skinny girl walking away

Answer 62

Like two hard boiled eggs doing the salsa😵

Question 63

What is retirement?

Answer 63

Retirement is when you stop sacrificing today for an imagined tomorrow

Question 64

Truth or persuasion?

Answer 64

There is a difference between what is the truth and what can be said in a persuasive way 🧠

Question 65

Not engaged

Answer 65

Does not want any part of it 😅

Question 66

Burn

Answer 66

That’s a middle finger shots fired! 🖕🏼

Question 67

Procrastinating

Answer 67

such a procrastinator that you were 5 years old before you finished your first sentence, and even then it was “I’ll do it tomorrow…” 😅

Question 68

Any mathematically inclined conversation

Answer 68

No public math please, I just can’t function mathematically 😸

Question 69

Shaping your life

Answer 69

Life is about picking the thing you want and bending reality to make that thing happen… 🧠

Question 70

Do you go to church?

Answer 70

I go to church every Sunday well… every other Sunday… I’ve been to church okay 👀😸

Question 71

Is this even legal?

Answer 71

It’s Within the letter of the law, but not the spirit of the law😸

Question 72

Have you ever done it and how many times? (first base king)

Answer 72

A have a pretty good batting average but not a lot of home runs.
Or
A pretty good shot on goal average but not a lot of goals

Question 73

Quality over quantity

Answer 73

well… my quantity is quality😸

Question 74

When you see a dog that seems to be following you

Answer 74

Not exactly the bitches I was looking for, but it works

Question 75

When a short guy stands up?

Answer 75

It’s funny how when he stood up he was still the same height 😵

Question 76

When you see a bonnet

Answer 76

If I was a bonnet would you give me head 😅

Question 77

Something that’s an Eye sore

Answer 77

Out here looking like the abortion that lived 😵

Question 78

To my queen

Answer 78

You’re My queen and my face is your throne 😸

Question 79

Don’t drink and drive

Answer 79

Then what’s the cupholder for? 😅

Question 80

Am I a funny guy?

Answer 80

People find me funny especially when I’m paying or giving them money 😅

Question 81

One too many prangs in one day

Answer 81

English hall pass has been revoked.

Question 82

Devaluing someone

Answer 82

Giving off Ex type of energy

Question 83

School, and being broke

Answer 83

Uni is 98% being broke and 2% ticking timer to being broke again 😅

Question 84

She’s a 10, but she’s smart?

Answer 84

How am I supposed to slowly tear down her self esteem to the point she thinks I’m the best she can do if she’s smart?😅