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Jokes 101 Flashcards

1
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Stammering or not knowing a language

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Language sounds like someone with a brain disability

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2
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Saying “no”

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Uhmm… well, that will be a resounding no 🚨

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3
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Unknown story build up

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I don’t really have a Segway for this (a proper story leading up to)

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4
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Loser-ish appearance

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Looks like chat gpt’s answer to:…(show me a virgin).

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5
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Unsexy in relation to someone else

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A less f-able reimagining of:…(Someone’s name) 😂

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6
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Where do you get life advice?

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Took advice from an online guru… Because life can get that low 😬

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7
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In a yango (cab, taxi, being driven around)

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Try to get more value out of your yango by making them your therapist 👨🏽‍⚕️

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8
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Watching old p*rn or watching gilfs

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Dead pornstars? Ain’t finna be a ghostbuster 👻💦

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9
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On holiday break from school

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Out on probation (when the kids are on holiday)🕴🏽

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10
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We’re not all going to be doing this

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Just suffer in solidarity with us 🚭

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11
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Do you have common sense?

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Your intelligence is my common sense 🧠

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12
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You’re (body stigmatization) eg: fat, slim, short….etc

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I’ve already accepted that years ago (comeback to something visibly evident) 😹

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13
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Ordering yango for someone

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Turned into the minister of transportation 🚖

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14
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This is boring

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Hideously boring

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15
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Superfluous (unnecessary) honesty

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Out here picking the worst time to be honest 🫣

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16
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About to do something

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Prepare to lower your expectations🪫

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17
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Slightly weird search on somebody else’s browser

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Let’s get that in your search history 🔍🔞

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18
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Is it weird that I do so and so or…?

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Leaving a rhetorical question on a “whether it’s crazy or not” question standing, auto makes it yes 💀

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19
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Sarcastic appreciation

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I like that for you😸

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20
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Passing through

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Sesheni ifi pupa npiteko🫡

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21
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Shots missed

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Failed his whole generation♌

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22
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Can you do this and this? Or make me this thing

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I can tell you this, creating a quantum computer much easier🙃

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23
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Turn off

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The most unsexiest sentence said thus far😐

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24
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Nicely sounding,

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First of all that would make a good name for a restaurant🤫 second (proceed to answer whatever the question is)

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25
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Someone gives their opinion:

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I like that but where are you coming from with this?🧐

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26
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Not celebrating when they should be

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Get up when the spirit moves you stand up! laugh, clap, smile, dance…🥸

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27
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Everything wrong with the word

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War, disease, death, distruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption 😶‍🌫️

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28
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Reviews, comments, criticism… etc

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A bigger wake up call than any intervention can ever hope to be🙂‍↕️

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29
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to be tripping on spirits😵‍💫

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I’m yaked!

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30
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Repeating the same word during speech

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A verbal leach I can’t get rid of🗣️

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31
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How often do you go to church,
Going for class,
Going to the club,

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I don’t have a specific place we gather every week to compare clothing 👑

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32
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What’s your religion

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Catholic; was what I was, until I reached the age of reason 😅

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33
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Ugly

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A severe appearance deficit 😵

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34
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Weddings

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Weddings are a scam where you spend money to put up a pop-up restaurant for 200 people you barely know 😅

35
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Walking in or the deal has gone through

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Was it luck, was it fate or was it my amazing good looks😎

36
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I’m asking for a rubber 💀

A

No, I mean the rubber that actually erases mistakes and not the one that makes them😅😵

37
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Being clueless
Or why do yango drivers ask for the location?

A

Being as clueless as a yango driver with the gps coordinates to your location 😅

38
Q

Girl: I like a guy that does so and so

A

Girls just be out here inventing the guy they want to cheat on 👷🏼‍♀️

39
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Multitasking:

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I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.😅

40
Q

Girls with or without exp?

A

You want a formula 1 driver that’s an expert in your stick shift 🎮

41
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You’re making excuses

A

Not an excuse… It’s just what happened 😅

42
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Situation segregation:

A

hiding from food shame😅

43
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Situation at least:

A

“yeah cause that’s what I really wanted” 😅

44
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Situation praise: negative

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“if losing was what you were aiming for” 📉

45
Q

You’re so childish

A

I’m Not childish; childhood trauma maybe, but not childish

46
Q

Preference

A

Different strokes for different folks

47
Q

looking for something

A

Peak at the coochie, see what flaps they got 😅

48
Q

Did it with an ego

A

I was horny and didn’t have enough blood flow in my brain to roast her stupid ass🩸

49
Q

So dumb

A

Has never started a sentence with Therefore😅

50
Q

Hey look what I can do?

A

It’s a Skill set put it on your CV 👍🏾📜

51
Q

Its nothing personal

A

Well personally speaking from my own personal experience personally I feel that was a little too personal 🧠

52
Q

Situation argument gone on for too long:

A

argument domino forgot what the argument was all about 🧠

53
Q

Eye roll

A

Role your eyes any harder you gonna look possessed😅

54
Q

Expectations for the first date

A

My expectations fall In between a one night stand and marriage with three kids

55
Q

You lack, passion ambition motivation soul

A

The ambition and motivation ended the moment I stopped being sperm

56
Q

Face is too friendly

A

Everyone that sees me is like you wanna talk can I be a part of your day 😅

57
Q

Someone gives an out of pocket analogy

A

Not the perfect analogy, but I feel it’s decent

58
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New love moving too fast

A

Every flame that starts quickly dies quickly 🧠

59
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Beautiful

A

As an atheist I can safely say that, that is indeed God’s work😸

60
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Beautiful

A

As an atheist I can safely say that, that is indeed God’s work😸

61
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Have some patience

A

I’m impatient and impulsive does that work😸

62
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Skinny girl walking away

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Like two hard boiled eggs doing the salsa😵

63
Q

What is retirement?

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Retirement is when you stop sacrificing today for an imagined tomorrow

64
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Truth or persuasion?

A

There is a difference between what is the truth and what can be said in a persuasive way 🧠

65
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Not engaged

A

Does not want any part of it 😅

66
Q

Burn

A

That’s a middle finger shots fired! 🖕🏼

67
Q

Procrastinating

A

such a procrastinator that you were 5 years old before you finished your first sentence, and even then it was “I’ll do it tomorrow…” 😅

68
Q

Any mathematically inclined conversation

A

No public math please, I just can’t function mathematically 😸

69
Q

Shaping your life

A

Life is about picking the thing you want and bending reality to make that thing happen… 🧠

70
Q

Do you go to church?

A

I go to church every Sunday well… every other Sunday… I’ve been to church okay 👀😸

71
Q

Is this even legal?

A

It’s Within the letter of the law, but not the spirit of the law😸

72
Q

Have you ever done it and how many times? (first base king)

A

A have a pretty good batting average but not a lot of home runs.
Or
A pretty good shot on goal average but not a lot of goals

73
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Quality over quantity

A

well… my quantity is quality😸

74
Q

When you see a dog that seems to be following you

A

Not exactly the bitches I was looking for, but it works

75
Q

When a short guy stands up?

A

It’s funny how when he stood up he was still the same height 😵

76
Q

When you see a bonnet

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If I was a bonnet would you give me head 😅

77
Q

Something that’s an Eye sore

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Out here looking like the abortion that lived 😵

78
Q

To my queen

A

You’re My queen and my face is your throne 😸

79
Q

Don’t drink and drive

A

Then what’s the cupholder for? 😅

80
Q

Am I a funny guy?

A

People find me funny especially when I’m paying or giving them money 😅

81
Q

One too many prangs in one day

A

English hall pass has been revoked.

82
Q

Devaluing someone

A

Giving off Ex type of energy

83
Q

School, and being broke

A

Uni is 98% being broke and 2% ticking timer to being broke again 😅

84
Q

She’s a 10, but she’s smart?

A

How am I supposed to slowly tear down her self esteem to the point she thinks I’m the best she can do if she’s smart?😅

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