Jingle Jury Auditions 8/27/24

Question 1

Start of audition

Answer 1

Is your name Jim Dandy?

Question 2

Of course its Jim Dandy.You know me,judge Pfeffernuesse.I shovel out your drive way when there’s been a snow storm.

Answer 2

I have certain questions.Court Formality.Didnt anyone ever tell you how important it is to sign your Christmas cards.Jim? how could anyone know who they were from?Your friends like to know you share the Christmas spirit with them

Question 3

I can handle it.

Answer 3

Im very disappointed to see you here.The clerk will swear you in

Question 4

yeah yeah whatever it takes to get me out of here

Answer 4

Is it true you wish to represent yourself in this case Jim?

Question 5

You betcha I can defend myself better then anyone.I know the score.Im tough

Answer 5

its a very serious charge.i strongly urge you to get an attorney.

Question 6

Phooey

Answer 6

Are you trying to show contempt for this court?

Question 7

His gone too far! Outrageous! what’s gotten into him? tsk tsk

Answer 7

its your choice.you may be seated Jim.

Question 8

where

Answer 8

there

Question 9

gotcha judge

Answer 9

Ladies and gentlemen,boy and girls of the jury.Young Jim dandy has been charged with a grievous offense as you know each December the town of candy cane happily embraces the Christmas spirit.however you Jim dandy has been telling everyone in the town that Christmas is a lot of uh uh

Question 10

Nonsense thats what it is nonsense

Answer 10

he has publicly stated that anyone who believes in Christmas spirit is a fool