JATGP Grasshopper

Question 1

JAMES: keep away from me!

Answer 1

Who are you talking to, Spider?

Question 2

SPIDER: I’m not quite sure, Grasshopper

Answer 2

Glowworm, a little light, if you please?

Question 3

LADYBUG: Look who’s here!

Answer 3

My good boy, we’ve been waiting for you!

Question 4

EARTHWORM: Ahh! Help! I’m being attacked!

Answer 4

Hold on everyone, calm down! I’m afraid there’s been a bit of a misunderstanding.

Question 5

CENTIPEDE: Daft name.

Answer 5

I think it’s a fine name. I’m Grasshopper.

Question 6

JAMES: Who are you?

Answer 6

We’re insects. At least we were insects.

Question 7

GLOWWORM: Did you say marvelous pigs in satin?

Answer 7

No, dear lady. Marvelous things will happen. That’s glowworm. She’s a little deaf

Question 8

LADYBUG: The peach! It’s starting to roll down the hill!

Answer 8

Hold on everyone!

Question 9

GLOWWORM: I can’t hear you, I have to turn my light on.

Answer 9

I’m seeing spots! I’m seeing spots!

Question 10

JAMES: Woah! You must see for yourselves.

Answer 10

Unbelievable!

Question 11

JAMES: But we’re not sinking at all.

Answer 11

This peach does seem rather seaworthy.

Question 12

CENTIPEDE: This peach ain’t never gonna make it all the way to France.

Answer 12

Drifting like this reminds me of my younger days. Traveling the breezes, not a care in the world! Nobody to answer to but my fiddle.

Question 13

EARTHWORM: Centipede’s right! We’ll never make it to France. And we’ve no food! No water!

Answer 13

But the sky is clear and the sea is calm. There’s nothing to do now but enjoy the adventure. Tally-ho and away we go!

Question 14

JAMES: (quietly) There is something we could do.

Answer 14

What’s that, James?

Question 15

EARTHWORM: Eat the peach? We’ll sink! And then we’ll drown!

Answer 15

We’ll ration servings!

Question 16

LADYBUG: Grasshopper, do you mind playing?

Answer 16

I’d be delighted.

Question 17

JAMES: Hey Grasshopper, do all grasshoppers play the violin?

Answer 17

Oh, dear me, no! I am a short horn grasshopper.

Question 18

CENTIPEDE: And here all along I thought you were a cricket.

Answer 18

As I just specified, I am short-horned. Crickets and other long-horned grasshoppers do not make music, they make noise.

Question 19

JAMES: On their heads? Ha!

Answer 19

They are right here on either side of my tummy

Question 20

LADYBUG: James! James, my dear, it’s alright.

Answer 20

Glowworm, could we have a little illumination, if you please? Thanks ever so!

Question 21

LADYBUG: Those two monsters hated everything. Even Ladybugs. Who doesnt’ like Ladybugs?

Answer 21

I like Ladybugs.

Question 22

CENTIPEDE: Spiker and Sponge were no different than any of your humans!

Answer 22

Centipede, James is one of us!

Question 23

LADYBUG: James, you haven’t said anything about your parents. Where are they?

Answer 23

They must be very worried about you.

Question 24

SPIDER: They certainly didn’t act like a family.

Answer 24

Families are kind.

Question 25

LADBUG: James, I’ve lost my family as well.

Answer 25

As have I. And I miss them terribly.

Question 26

JAMES: I miss my mom and dad every second of every day.

Answer 26

Of course you do.

Question 27

JAMES: We are flying! On the most wonderful aeroplane in the entire world! Isn’t it remarkulously fantasmarific?

Answer 27

It is indeed, remark-u-lous-ly fan-tas-ma-rific!

Question 28

SPIDER: Come on!

Answer 28

Out with it!

Question 29

GLOWWORM: Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

Answer 29

Keep feeding him the web!

Question 30

EARTHWORM: We’re never going to see him again

Answer 30

My dear, sweet James. <rope> Wait a minute! On three! And-a-one! And-a-two! And-a-three! Pull with all your might!</rope>

Question 31

CENTIPEDE: And then that human saved me?

Answer 31

That was very brave of you, James.

Question 32

SPONGE: It was very naughty of you to steal our peach

Answer 32

You can have the peach!

Question 33

JAMES: Is it wrong that I don’t feel sad?

Answer 33

Of course not.

Question 34

SPIDER: That sounds like a family to me.

Answer 34

And what a peculiar family we are