James 4

Question 0

James 4:2 - Noah: Ewes in red dresses chasing human sized ropes tied in a knot.

Answer 0

Ye lust and have not. Ye kill and desire to have and cannot obtain. Ye fight and war, yet you have not because you ask not.

Question 1

James 4:1 - Tie: A tie quietly walking in the woods and, all of a sudden, from the ground, very small people are fighting each other.

Answer 1

From whence come wars and fighting among you? Come they not hence, even of your lusts that war in your members?

Question 2

James 4:3 - Ma: Whistler’s Mother asking a young girl, who gives her a piece of rope with a knot in it.

Answer 2

Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts.

Question 3

James 4:4 - Rye: An adult terrier and an adult tresses standing on top of the rye bread.

Answer 3

Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

Question 4

James 4:5 - Law: Tablets of the Law as a backdrop. A ewe saying to a bible, “I think you’re saying this in vain.” While the bible is saying, “The spirit that dwelleth in us lusteth to envy.”

Answer 4

Do ye think that the scripture saith in vain, The spirit that dwelleth in us lusteth to envy?

Question 5

James 4:6 - Shoe: A shoe tossing around copious amounts of grass.

Answer 5

But He giveth more grace. Wherefore He sayeth, “God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace to the humble.”

Question 6

James 4:7 - Cow: A cow giving a cross a document of the transfer of elves.

Answer 6

Submit yourselves to God, resist the devil, and he will flee from ye.

Question 7

James 4:8 - Ivy: A human-like ivy plant, drawing on an easel, next to a cross.

Answer 7

Draw nigh to God and He will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands ye sinners and purify your hearts, ye doubleminded.

Question 8

James 4:9 - Bee: A bee, dressed in a black dress and a black veil over its face, trying to flick a bugger from its finger.

Answer 8

Be afflicted, mourn and weep. Let your laughter be turn to mourning and your joy to heaviness.

Question 9

James 4:10 - Toes: Toes throwing an elf up to the Hubble telescope,

Answer 9

Humble yourself in the sight of the Lord and He will lift you up.

Question 10

James 4:11 - Tot: Two tots talking to each other by hammering on anvils.

Answer 10

Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.

Question 11

James 4:12 - Tin: A tin can walking around with a log inside it. The log is asking “What If” questions.

Answer 11

There is one lawgiver, who is able to save and to destroy: who art thou that judgest another?

Question 12

James 4:13 - Tomb: A goat (with the body of a number “2”) standing on top of a tombstone, chewing something.

Answer 12

Go to now, ye that say, To day or to morrow we will go into such a city, and continue there a year, and buy and sell, and get gain:

Question 13

James 4:14 - Tire: A donkey version of the werewolf, walking around on a tire, talking to a crowd of female sheep (ewes).

Answer 13

Whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.

Question 14

James 4:15 - Towel: A number 4, standing on a flying towel, saying to a ewe, “Ewe aught to say…”

Answer 14

For that ye ought to say, If the Lord will, we shall live, and do this, or that.

Question 15

James 4:16 - Dish: A ewe, standing on a flying dish, with a bow in her hand, chasing and hitting a cigarette butt.

Answer 15

But now ye rejoice in your boastings: all such rejoicing is evil.

Question 16

James 4:17 - Tack: The number 4 constantly pointing around and saying, “There!”. The number 2 singing “Onward Christian Soldier”.

Answer 16

Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.