irish pub - reversed

Question 1

I nearly pissed me leg

Answer 1

I was overjoyed

Question 2

to nail jelly to the wall

Answer 2

A task that is extremely difficult to the point of being impossible

Question 3

to cross the street to be offended

Answer 3

to go out of your way to find a grievance or be annoyed

Question 4

to need a kick in the arse and a map of the world

Answer 4

to be lazy, no good and/or a fool

Question 5

to live on the clippings of tin

Answer 5

barely getting by, being poverty-stricken

Question 6

to break your arse laughing

Answer 6

to be in fits of laughter

Question 7

they didn’t lick it of a stone

Answer 7

someone’s behaviour, whether good or bad, is inherited or taught to them by their family

Question 8

the man who made time made plenty of it

Answer 8

relax, life should not be lived at a fast or efficient pace

Question 9

be able to eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate

Answer 9

to be incredibly hungry

Question 10

to be full as a bingo bus

Answer 10

to be nearly drunk

Question 11

top-shelf liquor

Answer 11

the most expensive liquor and alcohol that is usually kept on the highest shelf behind the bar

Question 12

on tap

Answer 12

beer that is available as draught beer at the bar

Question 13

desagnited driver

Answer 13

a person in a group who agrees not to drink alcohol in order to drive the other people home

Question 14

last call

Answer 14

the very last opportunity to do or order something

Question 15

by the neck

Answer 15

of a bottle of beer, served unpoured

Question 16

bottoms up

Answer 16

used as a toast or to tell people to finish their drinks, ad fundum

Question 17

it’s my shout

Answer 17

it is my turn to buy a round of drinks

Question 18

to put it on the tab

Answer 18

to add to one’s bill to pay for later

Question 19

to drink like a fish

Answer 19

to drink a lot (of alcohol)

Question 20

on the wagon

Answer 20

to be abstaining from alcohol or drugs, especially when one has an alcohol abuse problem

Question 21

well-oiled

Answer 21

to be drunk

Question 22

to drown your sorrows

Answer 22

to forget your problems by getting drunk

Question 23

to hold your liquor

Answer 23

be able to drink a large amount without being affected

Question 24

a hair of the dog

Answer 24

an alcoholic drink consumed to remedy a hangover

Question 25

to wet your wistle

Answer 25

to drink something

Question 26

to paint the town red

Answer 26

go out drinking and partying

Question 27

Dutch courage

Answer 27

a false sense of confidence induced by alcohol consumption

Question 28

one for the road

Answer 28

a final drink (or something else) before leaving