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Improv Show Flashcards

1
Q

Hi, I like your pot of gold!

A

For fuck sake!

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2
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I’m sorry, was it a basketball?

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It was the LEGO Death Star I’ve been building for weeks. But since you went ahead and established it’s a pot of gold, I guess it’s a pot of gold now.

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3
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Isn’t that better?

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I’m an Irish basketball player made up by some American whose knowledge of either stops at Space Jam and Lucky Charms commercials. I’ve got pots of gold coming out of my arse.

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4
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He gets all bent out of shape about being a harmful stereotype

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You’re one to talk. Let me guess, he told you he was the devil.

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5
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Because I am!

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Yeah, from some catholic school show to scare kids off drugs.

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6
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I am not!

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Oh yeah? Then what are you smoking there?

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7
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Like, the devil’s lettuce. My lettuce!

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See? Total narc.

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8
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I’ll just get to make him again next time we do the bit!

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You didn’t tell them?

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9
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When’s the game gonna be on?

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Yeah, we play games sometimes!

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10
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Like basketball?

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No, I don’t actually know how to play that. Thanks for the reminder. Ahem I mean like charades. Here, I’ll start.

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11
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You’re pouring a bowl of lucky charms, you’re dribbling a basketball!

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God damn it! I was ringing the bell on the desk at the DMV

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12
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I see it.

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You look so much taller now.

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13
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We can develop, and make people remember us!

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But only the King of Art has that power!

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14
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And start saying “No more!”

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You know, they’re pretty convincing. Maybe we can do this.

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15
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Worth a shot.

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I don’t want to just be a cheap stereotype anymore. I want to learn about my culture. Irish and basketball.

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16
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Yeah, the whole time. It’s right there, see?

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Yeah, who doesn’t know about Scratch’s classic hot air balloon?

17
Q

What’s a bong?

A

I can see my house from here!

18
Q

We should be at the kings castle in no time.

A

Hey Newbie, you never told us what you want out of this.

19
Q

Existing…

A

Oh god, I could use an assist right now!

20
Q

I think our clock’s running down buddy

A

I wasn’t making a basketball joke!

21
Q

I don’t know. Where are we?

A

Sketch Valley. The wild west of short-form content.

22
Q

Are those vultures flying overhead?

A

No, that’s the cast of SNL. I think they’re waiting for us to die so they can pick our bones clean.

23
Q

I love SNL! Season 37 is the best one!

A

We’d better move, the sun’s gettin’ to him.

24
Q

What’s that up ahead?

A

Oh shit, it’s a sketch troll.

25
Q

Sketch.

A

He says we need to give him a sketch to pass

26
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That play. Not sketch. Sketch small. Play big.

A

He says that rock’s too big. A sketch has to be a small rock.

27
Q

Dave, why don’t you go next.

A

Oh! Are you Dave too?

28
Q

Oh sorry, I-you go ahead.

A

Nah, it’s all good.

29
Q

From “Nah, it’s all good”

A

Dave ISleptWithYourWifeAmanda

30
Q

What is this?

A

It’s a driver’s license.

31
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Oh. I’m sorry.

A

It’s okay. Happens all the time when I meet others Daves whose wives are named Amanda.

32
Q

Can you ever forgive me?

A

Why don’t we start over?

33
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I’d like that very much

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Hi, I’m Dave ISleptwithyourwifeamada

34
Q

If they didnt’, we wouldn’t be here.

A

There’s no way we’re at the castle already.

35
Q

Seems like something somebody would think of to try and sound funny and random.

A

Well, what if we -

36
Q

Guard, you can still take the rest of them.

A

You’re just gonna let him do this, are you?

37
Q

Whether that’s Irish, basketball or anything else.

A

Faith and begorrah. You mean it?

38
Q

CEO… This feels right.

A

Look at all the content he’s got! Derry Girls, Mrs. Brown’s Boys, ESPN?! I’ve got so much to learn about my culture.

39
Q

That’s a great idea.

A

What about Michael O’Jordan

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