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IA PERIODIC DREAMS JOKES Flashcards

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  1. Why did Hydrogen and Helium start a band together?
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  • Because they wanted to be lighter than air!
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  1. What did Boron say when it met Carbon?
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“You must be carbon-dating because you look amazing for your age!”

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  1. ## Why was Oxygen always invited to parties?
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Because it was a breath of fresh air!

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  1. What did Fluorine say to the dentist?
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I’m here to make your job more exciting!”

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  1. Why did Neon become a comedian?
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Because it wanted to light up the audience’s night!

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  1. How does Sodium handle a salty breakup?
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It says, “I guess we need some space… on the periodic table!”

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  1. Why did Magnesium, Aluminium, and Silicon start a support group?
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Because they felt like they were stuck between a rock and a hard place!

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  1. Why did Phosphorus start a rock band?
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  • Because it wanted to make some explosive music!
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  1. What did Sulfur say when Chlorine stole its electrons?
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  • “You’re so electrifying!”
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  1. Why did Argon refuse to react with anyone?
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Because it wanted to remain noble and stable!

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  1. How did Potassium become so strong?
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  • It got plenty of “elementary” exercise!
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  1. Why did Calcium get invited to all the growth spurts?
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  • Because it knew how to build strong bonds!
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  1. What’s Scandium’s favorite type of music?
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  • Scandinavian metal, of course!
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  1. Why did Titanium, Vanadium, and Chromium start a superhero team?
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  • Because they had the strongest chemistry!
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  1. What do Iron, Cobalt, and Nickel have in common?
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  • They’re always making cents!
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  1. Why did Copper and Zinc open a coin shop?
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  • Because they wanted to make some “cents”!
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  1. How does Gallium stay liquid at room temperature?
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  • It’s always melting hearts!
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  1. Why did Germanium start a detective agency?
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  • Because it’s great at detecting things!
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  1. Why is Krypton the best wingman?
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  • Because it helps light up the room!
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  1. What did Rubidium and Strontium say on their first date?
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  • “We have great chemistry together!”
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  1. Why did Yttrium and Zirconium throw a joint party?
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  • Because they wanted to have a “Yttrium-Zirconium” blast!
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  1. How did Niobium, Molybdenum, and Technetium become famous?
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  • They formed a rock band called “The Transition Metals”!
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  1. Why do Ruthenium, Rhodium, and Palladium never get invited to parties?
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  • Because they’re too noble to react with anyone!
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  1. Why did Mercury become a weatherman?
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  • Because it loves to tell people when it’s really cold!
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  1. What did Thallium say to Lead?
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  • “You’re so heavy, you must have a lot on your mind!”
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  1. Why did Polonium and Astatine start a cooking show?
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  • Because they wanted to prove that even radioactive elements can be yummy!
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  1. What’s Radon’s favorite type of music?
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  • Heavy metal!
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  1. Why did Radium and Actinides break up?
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  • Because Radium had a half-life crisis!
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  1. How do Actinium and Thorium pass the time?
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  • They play a radioactive game of “hot potato”!
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  1. Why did Nihonium and Flerovium start a fusion dance class?
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  • Because they wanted to demonstrate the power of nuclear chemistry on the dance floor!

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