i rule breakers Flashcards
What does this represent?
mce, mce, mce
Hint: it is a nursery rhyme!
3 Blind Mice!
They have no i’s!!
If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?
The match
What can you put in a wooden box that would make it lighter? The more of them you put in the lighter it becomes, yet the box stays empty.
Holes
What is never out of sight?
The letter ‘s’.
What do you think would be the hardest thing about being blind?
blind
What is always behind the times?
The back of a clock.
Say “silk” five times.
Now spell “silk”.
What do cows drink?
Cows drink water!
Did you say milk?
What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
Silence!
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
If you drop me I’m sure to crack but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
What kind of pliers do you use in maths?
Multipliers
How can you make a fire with only one stick?
Easy. Just make sure it’s a matchstick.
Q: If I drink water, I die. If i eat everything around me, I am fine. What am I?
A: A fire!
I lived first in a little house, and lived there very well
I thought the world was small and round and made of pale blue shell.
I lived next in a little nest, nor needed any other; I thought the world was made of straw, and brooded by my mother.
One day I fluttered from the nest to see what I could find. I said, “The world is made of leaves; I have been very blind.”
At length I flew beyond the tree, quite fit for grown-up labours. I don’t know how the world is made, and neither do my neighbours.
What am I?
A bird!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words!
Why do birds fly south for winter?
Because it is too far too walk!
What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A crane!
A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son.
Who am I?
I am their daughter.
What is the difference between a truthful person and a Liar?
One lies when he sleeps, the other lies all the time.
If I say
“everything I tell you is a lie”.
Am I telling the truth or a lie? Am I liar?
Liar
You are telling a lie because everything you say is a lie.
Why is a pig in the house like a house on fire?
Because the sooner you put it out, the better.
The band of stars across the night sky is called the “… Way”?
Yoghurt is made from fermented….
What do cows drink?
Milky
Milk
Water
The Big Ben clock in London has four clock dials (faces). How many hands does the clock of Big Ben have?
8
What do you have when a doctor takes off one shoe and sits on a square stone on top of a round stone on a pier?
You have a doc in a sock on a block on a rock on a dock.
