Harold Flashcards
Hey Gregory
Marcellus
You old son of a gun what in
Sh sh sh
But Greg
Professor Hills, the name, Harold, hill
But Greg, what are you doing here? Why you let me know you was coming
I didn’t know I was myself besides, how could I know you’d end up in a little tank town like this? You were a pretty big slicker when you were in business with me.
Too many clothes shave the way you work besides, I got me a nice comfortable girl, Ethel, Tofflemire, bosses niece
Gone legitimate huh I knew youd come to no good
What’s the new pitch? You’re not back in the band business I heard using Steam automobiles.
I was
What happened?
Somebody actually invented one
No
Now give me the lowdown here, Marce
Besides, we got a stuck up music teacher, who will expose you before you get your grip unpacked
Male or female
The music teacher she’s the librarian, female
Perfect that’s what I wanted to hear if she passes by point her out to me
I will how you gonna start the pitch
Same old way to keep that music, teacher, off-balance, and then my next step will be to get your town out of the serious trouble it’s in
River city isn’t in any trouble
Then I’ll have to create some. I have to create a desperate need for a boys band you remember now what’s new around here what can I use?
Nothin except the billiard parlors just put in a new pool table
They never had a pool table here before?
No only billiards
That’ll do, see you later Maeve and don’t forget music teacher
Music teacher
Ah you’re my dunlop
Yep
Either you’re closing your eyes to a situation, you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster, indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community
End
Trouble song
Did you drop your
No
Didn’t I meet you in
No
I will only be in town for a short while
End
Never mind four score
we heard there’s a pool table in town
We don’t want any more exercises till we get this pool table matter settled
Let’s protect our children
Resist sin and corruption
Smite that devil and keep our young boys pure
And that bands gonna be in uniform
Johnny willy teddy Fred and you’ll see the glitter of crashing symbols and you’ll hear the thunder of rolling drums the shimmer of trumpets Tantarra and you’ll feel something Akin to the electric thrill I once enjoyed when Gilmour Liberace, Pat Conway, the great creatore WC, Handy, and John Philip Sousa all came to town on the very same historic day
Man I want that spellbinders credentials
Constable I’ll be responsible for the boy
You don’t know this kid he’s tough and he’s got his game waiting outside
Oh, I’ll be careful Tommy like to talk to you about the band
OG professor that’s for a little kids
I’m not talking about you playing in the band you’re mechanically minded aren’t you ever do anything with perpetual motion?
Nearly had it a couple times
You did you’re my man do you realize nobody has ever invented a music holder for a marching, piccolo player no place to hang the music
Wonder where I could get some wire from
Look in your cellar that’s where people keep wire. Oh Tommy.
Yessir
Now Constable, I’ll show you how to break up a gang. Oh, young lady oh Miss, what’s your name?
Zaneta I didn’t have any idea he was beckoning to me ye gods
Do you know Tommy djilas
Well I
Tommy, this is Zaneta escort, the young lady home
Only excepting I’m not going home. I have to go to the library you God.
Then escort the young lady home by the way of the library by way of the candy kitchen
Yes sir Do I hafta
You hafta
Professor, you’re a pretty bright young fellow, you made a couple
Oh?
The mayor happens to own the billiard parlor, and that new pool table
Oh, what was my other mistake?
Make him put up a bond
What am I hearing? Say ice cream
Ice cream but I don’t sing young man if that’s what you’re
All right, talk them down here
I’ve cream
Talk slow
Ice cream
See singing is just sustained talking now you
Ice cream
Now you right here
Ice cream
Now you sir
Ice creeeeeeam
Ladies, from now on, you’ll never see one of those men without the other three
