Hard Ones Flashcards
Alabama
Montgomery
(They ‘Go Merry’ in Alabama with their cousins)
Arizona
Phoenix
(It’s hot like a phoenix)
Arkansas
Little Rock
(A Little Rock sank Noah’s ‘Ark’)
Conneticut
Hartford
(‘Cut’ your ‘Hart’ out)
Delaware
Dover
(Have to be ‘Aware’ to not fall off the white cliffs of Dover)
Illinois
Springfield
(homer simpson from Springfield is ‘Nois’y)
Kansas
Topeka
(TopeKansas, or, you go to the ‘Kan’ when you need ‘To pe’e)
Kentucky
Frankfort
(Kentucky fried chicken goes well with ‘Frankfort’ers)
Maine
Augusta
(Augustus is the Maine character in TFIOS, or Maine is the main place to go in ‘August’)
Michigan
Lansing
(‘Mich’ c’an sing’)
Minnesota
Saint Paul
(MinneSTa - ST Paul)
Missouri
Jefferson City
(‘Miss ouri’ and her ‘son’ ‘Jeff’)
Montana
Helena
(Hannah ‘Montana’ becomes ‘Helena’ ‘Montana’, also a ‘Hel’lish show)
Nebraska
Lincoln
(‘Bras’ have a ‘Linc’ ‘oln’ the back)
New Hampshire
Concord
(the ‘Concord’ was a ‘New’ plane)
New Jersey
Trenton
(You can make a ‘Tent’ out of a ‘Jersey’)
North Dakota
Bismarck
(‘North’’s father Kanye made his ‘Marck’ on the music industry)
Oregan
Salem
(The ‘Salem’ witches used ‘Oregan’o in their spells/potions)
Pennsylvania
Harrisburg
(Sean ‘Penn’ likes his ‘burg’ers)
South Carolina
Columbia
(‘Carolina’ reaper chilis are from ‘Columbia’ which is ‘South’ of the US)
South Dakota
Pierre
(On the ‘South’ coast there is a ‘Pier’
West Virginia
Charleston
(in the ‘West’ern movies, all the ‘Virgin’s are doing the ‘Charleston’ dance)
Wisconsin
Madison
(‘Sin’ning makes you ‘Mad’ ‘son’)
Wyoming
Cheyenne
(Wy rhymes with Chey)
Alaska
Juneau
(Just sounds French like French Canadian, next to Alaska)
California
Sacramento
(California girls and the California ‘men to’)
Colorado
Denver
(I am ‘enve’ous of h’er’ ‘Color’ing)
Florida
Tallahassee
(‘Flo Rida’ is very sassy, rhymes with Tallahassee)
Georgia
Atlanta
(‘Georgia’ was too scared to watch TWD, set in Atlanta Georgia. Georgia is also a country in a dist’ant’ ‘lan’d)
Hawaii
Honolulu
(Easy)
Idaho
Boise
(‘Da Ho’s want all the ‘Bois’)
Indiana
Indianapolis
(Indiana Jones runs from the ‘polis’)
Iowa
Des Moines
(Sounds like “I owe her da moneys)
Louisiana
Baton Rouge
(Louisiana is French, Baton Rouge sounds French, French stick is also called a baton)
Maryland
Annapolis
(‘Mary’ ‘and’ ‘Anna’)
Massachusetts
Boston
(‘Mass’ive explosion at the Boston ‘ma’rathon)
Mississippi
Jackson
(Bruno Mars song or Outkast song “I’m sorry ‘Miss’ ‘Jackson’)
Nevada
Carson City
New Mexico
Santa Fe
(‘Santa Fe’ked his death and moved to ‘Mexico’)
New York
Albany
(‘York’ies chocolate bar ‘ban’ned for girls)
North Carolina
Raleigh
(You “rally” in the snow in the ‘North’. Or ‘Raleigh’ Ritchie would be good at singing ‘Carol’s in the ‘North’ pole)
Ohio
Columbus
(Christopher ‘Columbus’ discovered places and said ‘Oh’ ‘hi’)
Oklahoma
Oklahoma City
(So ‘Ok’ you say it twice)
Rhode Island
Providence
(Little island can ‘Provide’ for itself)
Tennessee
Nashville
(Miley Cyrus song. Look to my left and I ‘see’ a Hollywood sign. So much different to a ‘Nashville’ party)
Texas
Austin
(Texas is so big you could get L’aust in’ it)
Utah
Salt Lake City
Vermont
Montpelier
(VerMontpelier)
Virgina
Richmond
(If you’re a ‘Virgin’ you’ve not spent all your money on women so you’re a ‘Rich’ “man”)
Washington
Olympia
(The Olympia from zombies ‘Was’ a ‘ton’ of ‘shi’t)
