Hard Ones Flashcards
Alabama
Montgomery
(They ‘Go Merry’ in Alabama with their cousins)
Arizona
Phoenix
(It’s hot like a phoenix)
Arkansas
Little Rock
(A Little Rock sank Noah’s ‘Ark’)
Conneticut
Hartford
(‘Cut’ your ‘Hart’ out)
Delaware
Dover
(Have to be ‘Aware’ to not fall off the white cliffs of Dover)
Illinois
Springfield
(homer simpson from Springfield is ‘Nois’y)
Kansas
Topeka
(TopeKansas, or, you go to the ‘Kan’ when you need ‘To pe’e)
Kentucky
Frankfort
(Kentucky fried chicken goes well with ‘Frankfort’ers)
Maine
Augusta
(Augustus is the Maine character in TFIOS, or Maine is the main place to go in ‘August’)
Michigan
Lansing
(‘Mich’ c’an sing’)
Minnesota
Saint Paul
(MinneSTa - ST Paul)
Missouri
Jefferson City
(‘Miss ouri’ and her ‘son’ ‘Jeff’)
Montana
Helena
(Hannah ‘Montana’ becomes ‘Helena’ ‘Montana’, also a ‘Hel’lish show)
Nebraska
Lincoln
(‘Bras’ have a ‘Linc’ ‘oln’ the back)
New Hampshire
Concord
(the ‘Concord’ was a ‘New’ plane)
New Jersey
Trenton
(You can make a ‘Tent’ out of a ‘Jersey’)
North Dakota
Bismarck
(‘North’’s father Kanye made his ‘Marck’ on the music industry)
Oregan
Salem
(The ‘Salem’ witches used ‘Oregan’o in their spells/potions)
Pennsylvania
Harrisburg
(Sean ‘Penn’ likes his ‘burg’ers)
South Carolina
Columbia
(‘Carolina’ reaper chilis are from ‘Columbia’ which is ‘South’ of the US)