Guiding Seminar 7 Flashcards
1
Q
How to make a million in the stock market?
A
Start with two!
2
Q
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?
A
He liked cold cash.
3
Q
What’s another name for long term investment?
A
A failed short term investment!
4
Q
Why did God create stock analysts?
A
In order to make weather forecasters look good.
5
Q
Where should I invest my money?
A
Put it on booze. Where else you get forty percent?
6
Q
Why did the boy eat his cash?
A
Because it was his dinner money!
7
Q
What does IPO stand for?
A
IPO: it’s probably overpriced
8
Q
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
A
Depreciation.
9
Q
Where do homeless accountants live?
A
In a tax shelter.
10
Q
Why don’t old accountants die?
A
They just lose their balance!
