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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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A gummy bear

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2
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How do you organize a space party?

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You planet

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

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A crookodile

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

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Thunderwear

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How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

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You rocket

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

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A pouch potato

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What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

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Hoodini

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What do you call a talkative potato

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A commentator

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Ground beef

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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He wasn’t peeling well

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

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They can’t break the ice

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What kind of shoes do spies wear?

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Sneakers

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13
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What’s a soldiers favorite month?

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March

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14
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What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?

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Wrong

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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

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Because it’s pointless

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16
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

A

Sue

17
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Why did the tomato turn red?

A

He saw the salad dressing

18
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What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?

A

The polar bear

19
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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

A

Names

20
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Where did Mary go after the explosion?

A

Everywhere

21
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What do you get when you mix and a clock and a chicken?

A

An alarm cluck

22
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What’s colorful and smart?

A

A brainbow

23
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

A

Roberto

24
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What type of music do mummies listen to?

A

Wrap music

25
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

A

All the fans left

26
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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

A

Give me my quarterback

27
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How did the dinosaurs pay their bills?

A

With tyrannosaurus checks

28
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Where does a sick horse go?

A

A horsepital

29
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What do ducks wear to weddings

A

Duxedos

30
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Why can’t zoo animals take tests?

A

Too many cheetahs

31
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Why did the boy throw the butter outside

A

To see a butterfly

32
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What do ghosts ride at an amusement park

A

A roller ghoaster

33
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

A

It was intense

34
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What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?

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A blazer

35
Q

What’s an astronauts favorite game?

A

Moonopoly

36
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I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?

A

Ugly

37
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What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?

A

Eggstensions

38
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What language do billboards speak

A

Sign language

39
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I hurt my foot driving. Who did I call?

A

The toe company

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