Gotta Remember These

Question 1

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer 1

A gummy bear

Question 2

How do you organize a space party?

Answer 2

You planet

Question 3

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Answer 3

A crookodile

Question 4

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Answer 4

Thunderwear

Question 5

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

Answer 5

You rocket

Question 6

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

Answer 6

A pouch potato

Question 7

What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

Answer 7

Hoodini

Question 8

What do you call a talkative potato

Answer 8

A commentator

Question 9

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Answer 9

Ground beef

Question 10

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Answer 10

He wasn’t peeling well

Question 11

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Answer 11

They can’t break the ice

Question 12

What kind of shoes do spies wear?

Answer 12

Sneakers

Question 13

What’s a soldiers favorite month?

Answer 13

March

Question 14

What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?

Answer 14

Wrong

Question 15

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Answer 15

Because it’s pointless

Question 16

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Answer 16

Sue

Question 17

Why did the tomato turn red?

Answer 17

He saw the salad dressing

Question 18

What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?

Answer 18

The polar bear

Question 19

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Answer 19

Names

Question 20

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Answer 20

Everywhere

Question 21

What do you get when you mix and a clock and a chicken?

Answer 21

An alarm cluck

Question 22

What’s colorful and smart?

Answer 22

A brainbow

Question 23

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Answer 23

Roberto

Question 24

What type of music do mummies listen to?

Answer 24

Wrap music

Question 25

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

Answer 25

All the fans left

Question 26

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Answer 26

Give me my quarterback

Question 27

How did the dinosaurs pay their bills?

Answer 27

With tyrannosaurus checks

Question 28

Where does a sick horse go?

Answer 28

A horsepital

Question 29

What do ducks wear to weddings

Answer 29

Duxedos

Question 30

Why can't zoo animals take tests?

Answer 30

Too many cheetahs

Question 31

Why did the boy throw the butter outside

Answer 31

To see a butterfly

Question 32

What do ghosts ride at an amusement park

Answer 32

A roller ghoaster

Question 33

Did you hear about the circus fire?

Answer 33

It was intense

Question 34

What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?

Answer 34

A blazer

Question 35

What's an astronauts favorite game?

Answer 35

Moonopoly

Question 36

I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?

Answer 36

Ugly

Question 37

What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?

Answer 37

Eggstensions

Question 38

What language do billboards speak

Answer 38

Sign language

Question 39

I hurt my foot driving. Who did I call?

Answer 39

The toe company