Gotta Remember These Flashcards
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
How do you organize a space party?
You planet
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
Hoodini
What do you call a talkative potato
A commentator
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
He wasn’t peeling well
Why are penguins socially awkward?
They can’t break the ice
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers
What’s a soldiers favorite month?
March
What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue
Why did the tomato turn red?
He saw the salad dressing
What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear
What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?
Names
Where did Mary go after the explosion?
Everywhere
What do you get when you mix and a clock and a chicken?
An alarm cluck
What’s colorful and smart?
A brainbow
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
What type of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback
How did the dinosaurs pay their bills?
With tyrannosaurus checks
Where does a sick horse go?
A horsepital
What do ducks wear to weddings
Duxedos
Why can’t zoo animals take tests?
Too many cheetahs
Why did the boy throw the butter outside
To see a butterfly
What do ghosts ride at an amusement park
A roller ghoaster
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense
What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?
A blazer
What’s an astronauts favorite game?
Moonopoly
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly
What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?
Eggstensions
What language do billboards speak
Sign language
I hurt my foot driving. Who did I call?
The toe company
