Ginger Lines

Question 1

The missing bottle of ketchup have you seen it ginger

Answer 1

If it was missing how could I see it

Question 2

Second greatest chef second greatest chef who could possibly be greater than me

Answer 2

This guy right here

Question 3

Pierre fromage I spit on his face

Answer 3

I don’t know the article says he’s the worlds greatest chef

Question 4

Oh yeah does he have his own tv show

Answer 4

No

Question 5

Does he have his own line of world class cookware

Answer 5

No

Question 6

It’s my latest creation the greatest most ingenious dish ever to grace the culinary world

Answer 6

It looks like Ants on a log

Question 7

Hello Ms Dujour

Answer 7

Hi boss

Question 8

How many times do I have to tell you don’t think of me as your boss think of me as your friend

Answer 8

Great can I borrow 100 bucks

Question 9

Shes been a bit touchy lately

Answer 9

Yeah I think she got up on the wrong side of the bed

Question 10

Well it doesn’t matter anyway we don’t have a single reservation tonight

Answer 10

Again

Question 11

I guess maybe that section of the menu has gotten us into a rut

Answer 11

That’s not a rut that’s the entire Grand Canyon

Question 12

It’s alright olive just please don’t let it happen again

Answer 12

Maybe you should hide the bottle

Question 13

That’s not bad news that horrible news they say he can shut down a restaurant with a single word

Answer 13

Oh really which word is that

Question 14

But if he gives us a good review we might start getting some customers

Answer 14

There’s no chance of that our head chef just quit

Question 15

But you shouldn’t set it on fire until after you’ve tossed the dough

Answer 15

Maybe we can find a new chef

Question 16

That would be nice Ginger but who could come on such short notice

Answer 16

Pierre Fromage this article says he’s in town tonight

Question 17

I’m shocked

Answer 17

What that Pierre is in town tonight

Question 18

How do we get in touch with him

Answer 18

The article doesn’t say

Question 19

It’s better owning 49 percent of something than 100 percent of nothing

Answer 19

Wow I wish I was a math whiz like you

Question 20

They are just like regular meatballs only Pierre adds a secret ingredient that makes them delicious

Answer 20

What’s the secret ingredient

Question 21

Ginger can you pick up some garlic bread

Answer 21

Sure I just have one question

Question 22

Yes?

Answer 22

What does garlics bread look like

Question 23

Never mind I’ll get it

Answer 23

What do you want me to do

Question 24

You stay here and let Pierre in

Answer 24

Then I’ve got another question

Question 25

Yes?

Answer 25

What does Pierre look like

Question 26

Oh for heavens sake Ginger his picture is in the paper

Answer 26

Yes but I can’t see it the pages are stuck together

Question 27

I told you not to eat peanut butter when you read

Answer 27

How else can I stop my lips from moving

Question 28

Well he’s got a great big mustache and he walks like this

Answer 28

What is he a man or a walrus

Question 29

Just wait for him

Answer 29

Oh boy a police chase