General Comesy

Question 1

Pointing at windows. These are Venetian blinds. Do you know how to make a Venetian blind?

Answer 1

You poke him in the eye.

Question 2

Pure evil

Answer 2

Darth baby
King baby
Queen baby
Baby Hitler

Question 3

Robot jokes

Answer 3

So I said super collider? I just met her!

This one is from John Quincy adding machine

Question 4

Sexy learning disability

Answer 4

Sex lexia

Question 5

Speed

Answer 5

Your so fast that you make speedy Gonzales look like regular Gonzales

Question 6

Hungry

Answer 6

I’m hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field

Question 7

Wormy guys

Answer 7

Look at slim Hitler over there

Question 8

Hungry

Answer 8

I’m hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field

Question 9

Man wandering

Answer 9

He’s like a traveling youth minister

Question 10

Man with beard

Answer 10

The human snauser

Question 11

Competitive mushroom

Answer 11

Start running shroom

Your going down mushroom boy, you mincing little fungus

Question 12

Jakov Smirnoff : bank

Answer 12

In your country you wait at line at bank

In my country we wait in line for bread

Question 13

Your career

Answer 13

I’m a welder by day and a dancer by night

Question 14

If yah nasty

Answer 14

You can call me _______ or miss Jackson if yah nasty

Question 15

Take that!!

Answer 15

-hamburgler
-which celebrity he/she looks like
Or Fake!

Question 16

The look alike game

Answer 16

Name what celebrity he she looks closest too:
Mongoloid half brother_______
Less sexy _________

Question 17

Shrimp

Answer 17

Sunken chest & String beanie arms

Question 18

You walk like…

Answer 18

You got butt raped by harambe

Question 19

It stinks in here..

Answer 19

It smells like pickle juice and Hot Dog water

Question 20

This is disgusting, It tastes like…

Answer 20

It tastes like the bottom of a hamster cage

Like the inside of a Halloween mask

Question 21

You so ugly…

Answer 21

You make me want to throw dead kittens at orphans

Question 22

Your so fake

Answer 22

You make Barbie jealous

Question 23

You don’t like my jokes

Answer 23

Well I don’t like your stupidity

If I wanted to kill myself id climb your ego and jump to your IQ

Question 24

New person comes in

Answer 24

Look who just blew in from stupid town

Question 25

Sexy Girl

Answer 25

She’s a real trouser arouser

Question 26

A guys face

Answer 26

He looks like (Name if celebrity) jimmy Stewart
Bing crosby
Caught his head caught in a taffy pulling machine

Question 27

It’s so hot

Answer 27

I’m sweating like j Edgar Hoover trying to squeeze into a gurtel

Question 28

Old man

Answer 28

You dusty mummy

Question 29

Do you know how to say brazzer in German?

Answer 29

Das-shuld-shtop-em-vom-floppin

Question 30

He’s a menace

Answer 30

Dennis the menace

Question 31

Something fishy

Answer 31

I’ve got a weird feeling in my fat basket

Question 32

Where do ugly people find dates?

Answer 32

At the institute for the blind

Question 33

Spazzy

Answer 33

Take your meds

Question 34

Weird feeling so

Answer 34

I’ve got a weird feeling in my fat basket

Question 35

The best way to spend your life

Answer 35

Sit in front of the television. Chain smoke and master bate.

Question 36

Drinking while pregnant

Answer 36

It’s selfish not to drink while pregnant

Question 37

Dude doesn’t know what’s going on

Answer 37

Have you been living under a Dwayne Johnson?

Question 38

Dirty

Answer 38

It hasn’t been cleaned since viruses were invented

Question 39

Made in the image of (Blank)

Answer 39

Made in the image of egg noodles

Question 40

Killed himself

Answer 40

He committed Sudoku

Question 41

Mountain of Matthew

Answer 41

You, you have way about you you cray cray beezwax

Question 42

Playboy

Answer 42

Pube Hefner

Question 43

Rubbing

Answer 43

Snail trail

Question 44

Something that requires deep thinking.
You’re in a situation and somebody

Answer 44

Give me a minute to mull that one over,
Gotta think about that one.
Give me a second while my weasel brain kicks in