Funny Flashcards
Banana hammock
Banana hammock
So much magic up in this bitch
So much magic up in this bitch
Chaggaron
Chaggaron
“geez Janet Reno, you fight dirty!” “then how comes my conscience is so clean??”
“geez Janet Reno, you fight dirty!” “then how comes my conscience is so clean??”
“it’s starting to look like a triple rainbow!”
“it’s starting to look like a triple rainbow!”
“if god was a city planner, then why would he put a playground next to a sewage system?”
“if god was a city planner, then why would he put a playground next to a sewage system?”
“the price is wrong, bitch”
“the price is wrong, bitch”
“I thought about it long and hard”. “Well maybe I wanted to trap you and come all over the top”
“I thought about it long and hard”. “Well maybe I wanted to trap you and come all over the top”
This woman is as loose as clown pockets
This woman is as loose as clown pockets
“Don’t you dare pinch off a pencil-thin stool, drop the kids off at the pool”
“Don’t you dare pinch off a pencil-thin stool, drop the kids off at the pool”
“I took a test this morning. At the free clinic for hepatitis. I kicked ass too - I got an A, two Bs and a C. But don’t tell the 6th street blood bank!”
“I took a test this morning. At the free clinic for hepatitis. I kicked ass too - I got an A, two Bs and a C. But don’t tell the 6th street blood bank!”
“You’re like school in July - no class”
“You’re like school in July - no class”
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do”
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do”
“Here’s to the breeze that blows through the trees and lifts all the skirts above the girls’ knees, that shows us the spot that teases and pleases and spreads no diseases, whoa jeezus. Here’s to the snatch, now down the hatch”
“Here’s to the breeze that blows through the trees and lifts all the skirts above the girls’ knees, that shows us the spot that teases and pleases and spreads no diseases, whoa jeezus. Here’s to the snatch, now down the hatch”
“Im’a tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks”
“Im’a tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks”
