Funny Flashcards
Banana hammock
Banana hammock
So much magic up in this bitch
So much magic up in this bitch
Chaggaron
Chaggaron
“geez Janet Reno, you fight dirty!” “then how comes my conscience is so clean??”
“geez Janet Reno, you fight dirty!” “then how comes my conscience is so clean??”
“it’s starting to look like a triple rainbow!”
“it’s starting to look like a triple rainbow!”
“if god was a city planner, then why would he put a playground next to a sewage system?”
“if god was a city planner, then why would he put a playground next to a sewage system?”
“the price is wrong, bitch”
“the price is wrong, bitch”
“I thought about it long and hard”. “Well maybe I wanted to trap you and come all over the top”
“I thought about it long and hard”. “Well maybe I wanted to trap you and come all over the top”
This woman is as loose as clown pockets
This woman is as loose as clown pockets
“Don’t you dare pinch off a pencil-thin stool, drop the kids off at the pool”
“Don’t you dare pinch off a pencil-thin stool, drop the kids off at the pool”
“I took a test this morning. At the free clinic for hepatitis. I kicked ass too - I got an A, two Bs and a C. But don’t tell the 6th street blood bank!”
“I took a test this morning. At the free clinic for hepatitis. I kicked ass too - I got an A, two Bs and a C. But don’t tell the 6th street blood bank!”
“You’re like school in July - no class”
“You’re like school in July - no class”
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do”
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do”
“Here’s to the breeze that blows through the trees and lifts all the skirts above the girls’ knees, that shows us the spot that teases and pleases and spreads no diseases, whoa jeezus. Here’s to the snatch, now down the hatch”
“Here’s to the breeze that blows through the trees and lifts all the skirts above the girls’ knees, that shows us the spot that teases and pleases and spreads no diseases, whoa jeezus. Here’s to the snatch, now down the hatch”
“Im’a tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks”
“Im’a tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks”
“I’ll have a Samuel Jackson” “Good motherfuckin’ choice motherfucker! Samuel Jackson, made by me, Samuel Jackson! It’ll get you drunk! You’ll be fucking fat bitches in no time!”
“I’ll have a Samuel Jackson” “Good motherfuckin’ choice motherfucker! Samuel Jackson, made by me, Samuel Jackson! It’ll get you drunk! You’ll be fucking fat bitches in no time!”
Every guy has a ‘crazy girlfriend’ story. Why doesn’t every girl have a crazy guy story? … Cause if you have a crazy boyfriend, you gon’ die.
Every guy has a ‘crazy girlfriend’ story. Why doesn’t every girl have a crazy guy story? … Cause if you have a crazy boyfriend, you gon’ die.
Howd’he: a guy who dates a girl who is way hotter than he is. As in, how did he get that girl?
Howd’he: a guy who dates a girl who is way hotter than he is. As in, how did he get that girl?
Dime piece: hot girl
Dime piece: hot girl
Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I’ve been seeing people behind your back.
Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I’ve been seeing people behind your back.
I didn’t know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that’s because this angel’s gained a little weight since we started going out.
I didn’t know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that’s because this angel’s gained a little weight since we started going out.
Hey I was just wondering, are you doing pushups with your knees down? Because I’m not sure if this is working out
Hey I was just wondering, are you doing pushups with your knees down? Because I’m not sure if this is working out
Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been stomping on my dreams for a few months now.
Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been stomping on my dreams for a few months now.
I think it would suck to get a rugburn during a fire. “aww man, now im gonna get 2 kinds of burn? you gotta be kidding me”. And then somebody says something sassy to you? That’s a triple burn right there
I think it would suck to get a rugburn during a fire. “aww man, now im gonna get 2 kinds of burn? you gotta be kidding me”. And then somebody says something sassy to you? That’s a triple burn right there
What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she’s making love? “Honey, I’m home!”
What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she’s making love? “Honey, I’m home!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “I’m going to crush a copy of Million Dollar Baby because it makes me cry. Haha - I don’t cry.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “I’m going to crush a copy of Million Dollar Baby because it makes me cry. Haha - I don’t cry.”
