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1
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knock knock joke award

A

The no-bell prize

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tough guy walking around the neighborhood thinking he’s got muscles …but really his nose is the biggest thing on him: he’s all nose and no body. What’s his name, ???

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oh …now, “nobody knows”!? ;-D

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I’m working on multiple streams of income. Most recent idea: coffins with glass tops. How do you think they’ll sell?

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hmm… yeah …remains to be seen…

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what did policeman say to his belly?

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You’re under a vest!

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why did scarecrow win award

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he was out-standing in his field

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why did invisible man turn down job offer?

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He couldn’t see himself doing the job

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why did invisible man turn down job offer?

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He couldn’t see himself doing the job

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8
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why was he fired from calendar factory

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took off too many days

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9
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why was he fired from calendar factory

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took off too many days

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10
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how do lumberjacks keep track of how many trees they cut

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keep a log

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how do lumberjacks keep track of how many trees they cut

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keep a log

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12
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why did painting go to jail?

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it was framed

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13
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what time to go to dentist

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just before tooth-hurty

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14
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best time to go to dentist?

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just before tooth-hurty

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15
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why did cannibal stop eating clown?

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tasted funny

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16
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why did cannibal stop eating clown?

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tasted funny

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17
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why did man fall into well

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he couldn’t see that well

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18
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why did man fall into well

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he couldn’t see that well

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19
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why fired from bank?

A

pus

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20
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why did bank teller push the customer over?

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pus

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21
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why did bank teller push the customer over?

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pus

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22
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why did bank teller push the customer over?

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asked to check his balance

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23
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why did bank teller push the customer over?

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asked to check his balance

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24
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why did bank teller push the man over?

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asked to check his balance

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25
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why did bank teller push the man over?

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he asked to if (s)he could check his balance

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why did bank teller push the man over?

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he asked to if (s)he could check his balance

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27
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what does a house wear

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address

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28
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what does a house wear

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address

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29
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what’s red and smells like south-african spotted-blue paint?

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south-african red paint

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30
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what’s red and smells like south-african spotted-blue paint?

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south-african red paint

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31
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why not write with broken pencil?

A

pointless

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32
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why not write with broken pencil?

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pointless

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33
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what do pirates say on their 80th birthday?

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Aye Matey

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34
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what do pirates say on their 80th birthday?

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Aye Matey

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35
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what undies do clouds wear

A

Thunderwear

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36
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what undies do clouds wear

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Thunderwear

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37
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where do you take a sick boat

A

The doc(k)

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38
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where do you take a sick boat

A

The doc(k)

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39
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mountains aren’t just funny…

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they’re hill areas!

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40
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mountains aren’t just funny…

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they’re hill areas!

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41
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make a water bed more bouncy?

A

fill it with spring water

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42
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make a water bed more bouncy?

A

fill it with spring water

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43
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a belt with a clock on it

A

a waist of time

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44
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a belt with a clock on it

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a waist of time

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45
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how does an Eskimo build his house?

A

Igloos it (mon’)

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46
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how does an Eskimo build his house?

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Igloos it (mon’)

47
Q

what to do if you’re attacked by a clown

A

go for the juggler

48
Q

what to do if you’re attacked by a clown

A

go for the juggler

49
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why hold the door for a clown?

A

it’s a nice jester

50
Q

why hold the door for a clown?

A

nice jester

51
Q

why hold the door for a clown?

A

nice jester

52
Q

how do plants comfort each other

A

they photo-sympathize

53
Q

how do plants comfort each other

A

they photo-sympathize

54
Q

why no reservations at the library?

A

they’re completely booked

55
Q

why can’t you make reservations at the library?

A

they’re completely booked

56
Q

why can’t pirates play cards

A

always standing on the deck

57
Q

why can’t pirates play cards

A

always standing on the deck

58
Q

why do traffic lights turn red

A

wouldn’t you if you had to change in the middle of the street?

59
Q

why do traffic lights turn red

A

wouldn’t you if you had to change in the middle of the street?

60
Q

why did the elevator go to the doctor

A

coming down with something

61
Q

why did the elevator go to the doctor

A

coming down with something

62
Q

why are elevator jokes so good

A

they work on so many levels

63
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why are elevator jokes so good

A

they work on so many levels

64
Q

what’s a teacher who never passes gas in public?

A

a private tutor

65
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what’s a teacher who never passes gas in public?

A

a private tutor

66
Q

what happens when the fog lifts from los angeles

A

UCLA

67
Q

what happens when the fog lifts from los angeles

A

UCLA

68
Q

what has four wheels and flies

A

a garbage truck

69
Q

what has four wheels and flies

A

a garbage truck

70
Q

why shouldn’t you iron a 4-leaf clover

A

don’t want to press your luck

71
Q

why shouldn’t you iron a 4-leaf clover

A

don’t want to press your luck

72
Q

how’d the inventor of ballet skirts name them?

A

put tu and tu together

73
Q

how’d the inventor of ballet outfits name them?

A

put tu and tu together

74
Q

why’d plumber quit?

A

job was too draining

75
Q

why’d plumber quit?

A

job was too draining

76
Q

why couldn’t lumberjack think of a good tree-pun?

A

he was stumped

77
Q

why couldn’t lumberjack think of a good tree-pun?

A

he was stumped

78
Q

I just learned toasters arent waterproof

A

I was shocked

79
Q

I just learned toasters arent waterproof

A

I was shocked

80
Q

how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A

ten …ticles

81
Q

how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A

ten …ticles

82
Q

what kind of dog do magician’s own?

A

labracadabrador’s

83
Q

what kind of dog do magician’s own?

A

labracadabrador’s

84
Q

a deer with no eyes?

A

no idea

85
Q

a deer with no eyes?

A

no idea

86
Q

what’d the buffalo say to his son before going to work?

A

Bi-son

87
Q

what’d the buffalo say to his son before going to work?

A

Bi-son

88
Q

why don’t baby crabs share their toys?

A

they’re shellfish

89
Q

why don’t baby crabs share their toys?

A

they’re shellfish

90
Q

what do you call a cow with two-left, -right, -front or -back legs?

A

lean beef

91
Q

what do you call a cow with two-left, -right, -front or -back legs?

A

lean beef

92
Q

a cow with no legs

A

ground beef

93
Q

a cow with no legs

A

ground beef

94
Q

what’d horse say when he fell?

A

I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up

95
Q

what’d horse say when he fell?

A

I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up

96
Q

why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

A

if they had 4 they’d be chicken sedans

97
Q

why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

A

if they had 4 they’d be chicken sedans

98
Q

why’d the pony need a drink of water

A

it was a little horse

99
Q

why’d the pony need a drink of water

A

it was a little horse

100
Q

my wife actually told me to stop acting like a flamingo!!

A

that’s when I put my foot down!

101
Q

my wife actually told me to stop acting like a flamingo!!

A

that’s when I put my foot down!

102
Q

why couldn’t the puppies row the boat?

A

they needed a doggie paddle

103
Q

why couldn’t the puppies row the boat?

A

they needed a doggie paddle

104
Q

two octopuses that lookalike?

A

Itenticle

105
Q

two octopuses that lookalike?

A

Itenticle

106
Q

where does a sick fish go?

A

To see the sturgeon

107
Q

where does a sick fish go?

A

To see the sturgeon

108
Q

what does Loch Ness eat?

A

Fish and Ships

109
Q

what does Loch Ness eat?

A

Fish-n-Ships

110
Q

where can you find a crab with no legs

A

exactly where you left it

111
Q

where can you find a crab with no legs

A

exactly where you left it

112
Q

a lazy kangaroo is?

A

a pouch potato

113
Q

a lazy kangaroo is?

A

a pouch potato

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