Frankie Flashcards
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I have been on a lot of bad dates, but I think this one might take the cake.
RIVER: Or the time you got catfished by your cous-
FRANKIE: YES. Yes I’ve been on a lot of bad dates. But I’m telling you this one was waaaayy worse than all of them. Two words. Creepy. Twin.
QUINN: we’ll we decided to meet together at the clam shack. You know, the quaint little diner next to the aquarium? The one father loves so much?
FRANKIE: First of all, she chose a place called the crab shack for dinner, which gross - shellfish, but also it was literal shack.
QUINN: She loved it. Her mouth fell open at the sight of it. We of course sat outside so we could feed the gulls, and she kept doing this adorable gull call whenever they came near us. It was a sort of does screeching gull call
FRANKIE: she insisted we sit outside to “feed the gulls.”
SAM: No way. Does she know you have a thing about birds?
FRANKIE: of course. It’s in my dating profile. BIGGEST FEAR: BIRDS. I literally screamed every time one of those disgusting things came near us.
QUINCY: I did also enjoy the fish and your stories.
FRANKIE: that’s not even the worst part! I swear her twin was following and watching us the entire time we were on this date.
SAM & RIVER: NO!
FRANKIE: YES!
SAM & RIVER: NO!
FRANKIE: I met him when he dropped her off at the restaurant and it was DEFINITELY him. I don’t know how she didn’t see him. He was even dressed as an employee feeding the sharks at one point.
SAM & RIVER: NO (3)
FRANKIE: YES! [freeze]
QUINN: I didn’t pay much attention to them. She’s so gorgeous I could hardly take my eyes off of her. Those big wide eyes? Swoon!!
FRANKIE: she kept staring at me the whole time too. All the whole going on about her favorite bathrooms in the city. Like actively eating every bathroom she’s ever been in and asking me if I knew which ones she was talking about.
SAM: What? They’re surprisingly nice.
FRANKIE: she didn’t but if I ever see her again I’ll be sure to recommend them. By the time we got to the gift shop I was so ready to leave and so wigged out when her brother was literally stocking the shelves staring at us the whole time. [freeze]
RIVER: well I’ve got hand it to you. This might be one of the worst dates you’ve been in.
FRANKIE: not one of. THE WORST. Her twin brother literally stalked us the whole time! Including costume changes. She didn’t even notice him!
SAM: what dating site are you even finding these people on?
FRANKIE: I’ll show you. pulls out cell phone oh. She texted me.
SAM & RIVER: you have her your real
Number?! JINX!
FRANKIE: she’s asking if I want to do dinner again tomorrow. With her family.
SAM: obviously
FRANKIE: I should. Right?
