Football Gig Flashcards

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Roundabout

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Prostitute - pineapple - fruit polo - carboot

Sure enough, joking she wasn’t dead at that point, joking it was a prostitute it was my wife. Bad to worse

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Box tree nursery

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Gypsy

Before I start.

Fist full of the stuff and you are still a gypsy

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House

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Split condom

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Street

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Kleptomaniac

Couldn’t believe, me a klep….
That’s why I’m up here up yours gypsy, not you sir

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Gate posts

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Crucify yourself

Always welsh

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6

Garden

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Tesco
Able bodied no kids place?
This way up - autograph
wink - got to be careful, mentally case
meant as joke cos I'm a comedian 
Turning circle
Low&behold dilemma self-esteem 
Ambition
Began to arouse himself
Disgruntled
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Steps

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MeepMeep

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Front door

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Terrorist
Roof off
Years ago
Skallykieda
Arrr Larrr
Truth translated to Arabic 
Grand finale - bulging - stadium
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Porch

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Oral, prem, tell truth, great family, cat, observational

On top of all that I can do impressions.
Daddy daddy (face)
Writes all my material
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Landing Door

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Madmad
Fly
Beard 
Panky wanky wanky
Tomorrow today?
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Mirror

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Owl
Privacy
Midget
Nonse

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Table

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Knickers - don’t tasted right

What you see

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13

Couch

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Twist

3 great kids

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14

Fire place

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There at birth
Missed conception
One behind the video camera

Pretty end

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Chairs

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Buggered off the pub - much more fun

Lucky to have me

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Pictures

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Grey box

My wife doesn’t come to many of my gigs

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Q

17

Lounge door

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Wink, better at home

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18

Understairs

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Deaf dead

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19

Downstairs Loo

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Tesco tache

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Coat Hanger

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Popcorn
Surprise there is a willy
Flump