Football Gig Flashcards
2
Roundabout
Prostitute - pineapple - fruit polo - carboot
Sure enough, joking she wasn’t dead at that point, joking it was a prostitute it was my wife. Bad to worse
1
Box tree nursery
Gypsy
Before I start.
Fist full of the stuff and you are still a gypsy
3
House
Split condom
4
Street
Kleptomaniac
Couldn’t believe, me a klep….
That’s why I’m up here up yours gypsy, not you sir
5
Gate posts
Crucify yourself
Always welsh
6
Garden
Tesco Able bodied no kids place? This way up - autograph wink - got to be careful, mentally case meant as joke cos I'm a comedian Turning circle Low&behold dilemma self-esteem Ambition Began to arouse himself Disgruntled
7
Steps
MeepMeep
8
Front door
Terrorist Roof off Years ago Skallykieda Arrr Larrr Truth translated to Arabic Grand finale - bulging - stadium
9
Porch
Oral, prem, tell truth, great family, cat, observational
On top of all that I can do impressions. Daddy daddy (face) Writes all my material
10
Landing Door
Madmad Fly Beard Panky wanky wanky Tomorrow today?
11
Mirror
Owl
Privacy
Midget
Nonse
12
Table
Knickers - don’t tasted right
What you see
13
Couch
Twist
3 great kids
14
Fire place
There at birth
Missed conception
One behind the video camera
Pretty end
15
Chairs
Buggered off the pub - much more fun
Lucky to have me