First half

Question 1

Chug red bull*

Answer 1

What’s up Jess?

Question 2

SW- Hey man

Answer 2

I didn’t know you were doing this one.

Question 3

Sw-Yeah… it’s crazy. Third party today.

Answer 3

That’s insane

Question 4

SW-Tell me about it. I got six parties this weekend. I’m playing Elsa for the next one and they got me doing balloon animals, which is nuts.

Answer 4

I didn’t know you could do multiple characters.

Question 5

SW- I’m with two different agencies.

Answer 5

Woah.

Question 6

SW- Student loans, man. It’s like killing me. I’m up to four Red Bulls a day just to get through these. If I start hallucination, slap me in the face or something.

Answer 6

This party should be pretty chill. There’s like no kids here. Homeschooled for the win.

Question 7

Fairy- what’s up ladies

Answer 7

You’re doing this one too.

Question 8

Fairy-No doubt

Answer 8

Jess, this is Ella, we’ve worked a couple gigs together.

Question 9

Fairy-Remember that Hanson party?

Answer 9

Oh don’t even get me started.

Question 10

Fairy- I stress ate for like a week, I gained like 20 pounds

Answer 10

I couldn’t sleep, I used to hear them at night. Paint my face next, paint my face

Question 11

Fairy- I was like twitching. I had a mental breakdown

Answer 11

This one wont be that bad. This party is cake.

Question 12

SW- I can’t believe she hired 3 of us

Answer 12

Momma’s rich

Question 13

Fairy-Now get your butt off my property before I call the cops.

Answer 13

No doubt

Question 14

Fairy-I’m Ella. This is Jess and this is morgan

Answer 14

Hey, Are you with the especial days events?

Question 15

Bunny- No I’m with magical journeys. We’re off-brand. My characters name is bunny.

Answer 15

That’s it?

Question 16

What’s up? Adorable baby horse in the house.

Answer 16

Man, they are all over the place with the theme on this thing.

Question 17

ABH- I just freeze up sometimes–

Answer 17

No worries. Stick with us. We’re pros. Jess has done like a hundred of these.

Question 18

SW- It’s probably the same thing the real snow white felt.

Answer 18

I wish I could do that. I’m a perfectionist. I want to make sure my portrayal or cinderella is accurate.

Question 19

SW-Are you saying I’m not doing that?

Answer 19

I just care about my craft that’s all

Question 20

SW- I care about my craft.

Answer 20

No it’s cool, you’re snow white in the morning, Elsa in the afternoon. You do you. I mean, obviously you are just in this for the money so…

Question 21

Fairy- guys

Answer 21

I’ve just seen you main it on some parties, that’s all

Question 22

Fairy- And I’m like, “that’s personal”

Answer 22

I’m not judging you

Question 23

SW- you kinda are

Answer 23

Whatever

Question 24

Bunny- and then I say “yes, and the tornado is made out of piranhas!”

Answer 24

That makes no sense. Why would there be a tornado or piranhas?

Question 25

Fairy- You just go with it. If it happens, you go with it.

Answer 25

You need to come up with reasonable stuff though.

Question 26

Oob-Sorry I’m late, what?

Answer 26

This is a princess party

Question 27

Oob- Mostly i’m just here to enslave and devour humans

Answer 27

Joey, is that you?

Question 28

Oob-Morgan? I totally didn’t recognize you you in that outfit.

Answer 28

I thought I told you to never come near me again.

Question 29

Oob- What a coincidence? here we are. Working the same party.

Answer 29

We’re not working the same party. You are leaving. Get out.

Question 30

Oob-I got hired to be here

Answer 30

You are not going on that stage

Question 31

Oob- Um… I have as much of a right to be on the stage as everyone else–

Answer 31

You get out there I’m gonna kill you. You are human garbage.

Question 32

Oob- You can’t stop me, morgan. You don’t own birthday parties–

Answer 32

This is my show. all right? You can’t just show up to me gigs–