First half Flashcards
Chug red bull*
What’s up Jess?
SW- Hey man
I didn’t know you were doing this one.
Sw-Yeah… it’s crazy. Third party today.
That’s insane
SW-Tell me about it. I got six parties this weekend. I’m playing Elsa for the next one and they got me doing balloon animals, which is nuts.
I didn’t know you could do multiple characters.
SW- I’m with two different agencies.
Woah.
SW- Student loans, man. It’s like killing me. I’m up to four Red Bulls a day just to get through these. If I start hallucination, slap me in the face or something.
This party should be pretty chill. There’s like no kids here. Homeschooled for the win.
Fairy- what’s up ladies
You’re doing this one too.
Fairy-No doubt
Jess, this is Ella, we’ve worked a couple gigs together.
Fairy-Remember that Hanson party?
Oh don’t even get me started.
Fairy- I stress ate for like a week, I gained like 20 pounds
I couldn’t sleep, I used to hear them at night. Paint my face next, paint my face
Fairy- I was like twitching. I had a mental breakdown
This one wont be that bad. This party is cake.
SW- I can’t believe she hired 3 of us
Momma’s rich
Fairy-Now get your butt off my property before I call the cops.
No doubt
Fairy-I’m Ella. This is Jess and this is morgan
Hey, Are you with the especial days events?
Bunny- No I’m with magical journeys. We’re off-brand. My characters name is bunny.
That’s it?
What’s up? Adorable baby horse in the house.
Man, they are all over the place with the theme on this thing.
ABH- I just freeze up sometimes–
No worries. Stick with us. We’re pros. Jess has done like a hundred of these.
SW- It’s probably the same thing the real snow white felt.
I wish I could do that. I’m a perfectionist. I want to make sure my portrayal or cinderella is accurate.
SW-Are you saying I’m not doing that?
I just care about my craft that’s all
SW- I care about my craft.
No it’s cool, you’re snow white in the morning, Elsa in the afternoon. You do you. I mean, obviously you are just in this for the money so…
Fairy- guys
I’ve just seen you main it on some parties, that’s all
Fairy- And I’m like, “that’s personal”
I’m not judging you
SW- you kinda are
Whatever
Bunny- and then I say “yes, and the tornado is made out of piranhas!”
That makes no sense. Why would there be a tornado or piranhas?
Fairy- You just go with it. If it happens, you go with it.
You need to come up with reasonable stuff though.
Oob-Sorry I’m late, what?
This is a princess party
Oob- Mostly i’m just here to enslave and devour humans
Joey, is that you?
Oob-Morgan? I totally didn’t recognize you you in that outfit.
I thought I told you to never come near me again.
Oob- What a coincidence? here we are. Working the same party.
We’re not working the same party. You are leaving. Get out.
Oob-I got hired to be here
You are not going on that stage
Oob- Um… I have as much of a right to be on the stage as everyone else–
You get out there I’m gonna kill you. You are human garbage.
Oob- You can’t stop me, morgan. You don’t own birthday parties–
This is my show. all right? You can’t just show up to me gigs–
