Find Outs Flashcards

1
Q

What is the hoe?

A

conclave thing with older members

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2
Q

What are crosswalks?

A

condoms of the roadway, they keep you safe

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3
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What is a Bubble Burster?

A

a drunk douche in a wife beater

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4
Q

Who is the KY model?

A

Matt Dohman

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5
Q

What happens when you fuck with Max?

A

sippin soup from the back of your neck

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6
Q

Who’s a bitch and don’t Kerr?

A

Amanda Kerr

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7
Q

Who has poop induced amnesia?

A

JB (jared)

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8
Q

What is syphilis?

A

Rabbit

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9
Q

What happened to syphilis?

A

Gave him to a kid in a wheelchair

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10
Q

How do you answer the KY phone?

A

“By the grace of God and the genius of Alexander Graham Bell, you have come into contact with the Beta Sigma chapter of Kappa Psi Pharmaceutical Fraternity incorporated. To which illustrious member do you wish to speak?”

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11
Q

How do you introduce smooth?

A

actions

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12
Q

How and to which song do you perform the titties dance?

A

Song: In da club

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13
Q

Who is the cum dumpster?

A

Shelli Faber

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14
Q

How many mullets are in the composites?

A

99

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15
Q

Who donated the couches in the meeting room?

A

Meritcare

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16
Q

What is the sock game?

A

roll up a pair of socks and throw them at a fan

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17
Q

What is the mini van game?

A

sit on roof, minivan drives past you drink

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18
Q

What is ‘operation blue balls’?

A

painted bison balls blue

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19
Q

What is the house flour?

A

gold metal

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20
Q

What is the circumference of the fireplace?

A

2piR

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21
Q

What is the limerick on the floor in room 11?

A

There once was a girl named Alice, who used a dynamite stick as a falice. They found her vagina in North Carolina, and half of her asshole in Dallas.

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22
Q

How many clocks are working in the house?

A

NONE

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23
Q

How many i-beams are in the house?

A

1

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24
Q

What is in the basketball pole?

A

feathers and 94 cents

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25
Q

Who is dirty?

A

Kristina Aguleria

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26
Q

Who is dirtier than that?

A

Brittney Spears

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27
Q

What is a wesky woman?

A

Fattest, ugliest, drunkest girl at the bar that you have to crisco to fit through the door and flour to find the wet spot

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28
Q

What is in a dead nazi?

A

Rumplemins and Jagermeister

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29
Q

What is buried under the sign?

A

A dead nazi and the bear that killed him (griz and nazi shot)

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30
Q

What would Kinsey do for a klondike bar?

A

fuck a polar bear

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31
Q

What would Andrew do for a klondike Bar?

A

fight satan with a flaming dildo

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32
Q

How high is the smoke stack on the KY chimney?

A

pretty fuckin high

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33
Q

Who steals spatulas?

A

Chadrick

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34
Q

What is the direct antagonist of silly string?

A

Southern comfort (whiskey)

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35
Q

What is this?

A

that

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36
Q

What is that?

A

this

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37
Q

Who is Pamela Anderson?

A

Berrites secret lover

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38
Q

What was the old mailbox’s color?

A

Red white blue and rust

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39
Q

Who stole the composite?

A

Sigma Chi

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40
Q

What never disappoints?

A

Hallway couch

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41
Q

What is apple pie?

A

drink

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42
Q

Who is the GCD?

A

Grand Counsel Deputy (Jesstina Mohl)

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43
Q

What did the GCD lick off some nipples?

A

nacho cheese

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44
Q

Who is excited?

A

everyone!

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45
Q

Why is everyone excited?

A

to see Lee!

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46
Q

What is operation president’s lawn?

A

bleached letters theta chi into presidents lawn (KDelta)

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47
Q

Who invented the titties dance?

A

Heath Dickleman

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48
Q

What is operation ‘alumni piss’?

A

piss in foundation of alumni center when it was being built

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49
Q

Who put the KY in the floor of the meeting room?

A

Dean from Drake

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50
Q

Who is the Drunken Shitter and what do they do?

A

Shelly Faber, leaves shit everywhere

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51
Q

Who is the drunkest man in western MN?

A

Shane Caslavka

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52
Q

Who is Yoda?

A

Jordan Westrum (J Dubs)

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53
Q

Who masturbates to the exorcist?

A

Eric Bombersbach

54
Q

What does Jordan use for toilet paper?

A

socks

55
Q

What is the Viagra of KY?

A

Everclear

56
Q

Who started the KY fight club?

A

Bombersbach

57
Q

Who is the destroyer of chairs?

A

Panda

58
Q

Who can get the Fargo fire dept to their apartment in less than 10 minutes?

A

Ashley Doeden

59
Q

Who does reverse snow angels?

A

Karen R.

60
Q

How do Mike’s abs taste?

A

salty

61
Q

Who is the Albany Mistress?

A

Dairy Queen

62
Q

What is operation Luol Deng?

A

conclave, guys shit in room 310, a girls room

63
Q

What do cougars drink?

A

Jagermeister

64
Q

Who is the sensation?

A

Matt Oswald

65
Q

Who came on Krissy’s shirt?

A

Barney

66
Q

Who is nerdy but dirty?

A

everybody

67
Q

Who is Mr. Thick Dick?

A

JB

68
Q

Who bakes me a damn cake?

A

Sadie

69
Q

Who’s frosting a damn cake?

A

Kevin

70
Q

Who is Mr. Thin Dick?

A

Soup: David Campbell

71
Q

Who is Elongated?

A

Eric Nelson

72
Q

Who is Debbie Downer

A

Danielle Fritz

73
Q

Who does Jack and Alan “Tebow” for?

A

Brendy (Brenden Patrick)

74
Q

Who is Purple Star Fucker?

A

Kelsey Loew (shot name)

75
Q

Why is Mr. Thin Dick so thin?

A

He is condensed, add water

76
Q

How do you play surprise pumpkin toss?

A

throw a pumpkin at someone and yell surprise pumpkin toss

77
Q

How much water is needed to uncondense soup?

A

2 cans

78
Q

If you have one mole of an Ideal gas at st. temp and 2 atm of pressure, what volume of space does it occupy?

A

11.21 Liters

79
Q

Who ruins Christmas?

A

Chadrick

80
Q

Who is “Me-No-Monie”?

A

Sarah Hillestad

81
Q

Who is Snapshot?

A

Sayuri Yang

82
Q

Who do we love to lather and with what?

A

Karen, and with Holy Water

83
Q

Who gets reverse colds?

A

Jordan

84
Q

How do you get a reverse cold?

A

Use dirty kleenex to wipe butt

85
Q

What does a reverse cold look like?

A

action: fingers by butt

86
Q

Who is a Hot Shot National Guardsman?

A

Allan Patterson

87
Q

What is operation banana poke?

A

Bombersbach- broke into room and took everything else out of his room, rearranged it exactly in a different room. He ran around and poked everyone with a banana.

88
Q

What is operation ghost protocol?

A

Kim was terrified of the dryer. So they got the dryer into the 9th floor of thompson in 2 minutes, with Jerome inside of it

89
Q

What is operation sweet dreams larry?

A

Mike took pics of Jerome and taped thousands of them in Larry’s Room

90
Q

Who is Jerome?

A

Black Doll

91
Q

How do you do the Brown Squirrel Dance?

A

brown squirrel camp song

92
Q

Who is brown squirrel?

A

Sten

93
Q

What is the sticky scale

A

sticky up to 5 stickys

94
Q

Whose family tree lost all of its branches in one night?

A

Alan Patterson

95
Q

Who shoves beer cans up their butt to get drunk?

A

Tim

96
Q

Who is the voice of God?

A

Tim

97
Q

Who doesn’t pay child support?

A

Tony

98
Q

What is the Scootour de Franzia?

A

Race on scooters, laps around in circle, must drink two cups of franzia

99
Q

Who doesn’t tell Jack Shit?

A

Dominoes

100
Q

What is the scratch pad of KY?

A

Franzia Box

101
Q

Who is big spoon when riding a scooter?

A

Jack (kevin = little spoon)

102
Q

Who gets old man dick picks?

A

Kim

103
Q

Where did we get the ‘Kappa Psi Fraternity’?

A

SDSU (sign is from)

104
Q

Who is Vag-Dazzled?

A

Danielle Fritz

105
Q

How many fucks do we give?

A

not a single one

106
Q

Who are the past 4 regents?

A

Kyrsten, Matt, Krissy, JB, Erica

107
Q

Who is Jill?

A

Brock’s Right Hand

108
Q

Who loves hugs?

A

LEe

109
Q

What are the 12 nights of yulebachen?

A
12 nights on brown couch
11 socks for wiping
10 penis cakes
9 pills a poppin
8 thetas milkin
7 squirrels a playin
6 red crayons
"THE TITTIES DANCE"
4 pledge points
3 french whores
2 lbs of bacon
and some beer underneath the beer tree
110
Q

Who sucks on toes?

A

Paige Leclar (Chris Hardwood’s)

111
Q

Who sits in the old gum tree”

A

Devin

112
Q

What is the KY Northern Plains Province song?

A

Pianoman

113
Q

What do the men do during this song?

A

drop their pants and sway

114
Q

What is Tony’s motto?

A

shit happens

115
Q

How does one say pineapple in Dakotan

A

Fuck you tony

116
Q

How long is Panda’s dick?

A

1.45 inches (5.5/10 -2)

117
Q

Who is Totes Adorbs?

A

Siera

118
Q

Who sits heavier than Tim Weighs?

A

Tanner or Jack

119
Q

What color are the mountains?

A

red

120
Q

Who is the worst guide dog?

A

Mason

121
Q

What is the most important thing to remember when being the pledge master?

A

get more bacon

122
Q

What are you if you forget bacon?

A

Fuckin Cunt Monkey

123
Q

Who is ass-dazzled?

A

Brock and Patrick

124
Q

What is the roof made of?

A

Brock’s semen

125
Q

What is Brock obsessed with?

A

Walruses

126
Q

Who is the spanker?

A

Hannah Flock

127
Q

Who has a sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky butt?

A

Texas

128
Q

Wat never disappoints Andrew?

A

Bigger blacker dick

129
Q

Who can’t blow?

A

Scott Fransen

130
Q

Who just had sex?

A

Win and Scott

131
Q

Who tried to assassinate the historian?

A

Sweeto Burrito