Find Outs Flashcards
What is the hoe?
conclave thing with older members
What are crosswalks?
condoms of the roadway, they keep you safe
What is a Bubble Burster?
a drunk douche in a wife beater
Who is the KY model?
Matt Dohman
What happens when you fuck with Max?
sippin soup from the back of your neck
Who’s a bitch and don’t Kerr?
Amanda Kerr
Who has poop induced amnesia?
JB (jared)
What is syphilis?
Rabbit
What happened to syphilis?
Gave him to a kid in a wheelchair
How do you answer the KY phone?
“By the grace of God and the genius of Alexander Graham Bell, you have come into contact with the Beta Sigma chapter of Kappa Psi Pharmaceutical Fraternity incorporated. To which illustrious member do you wish to speak?”
How do you introduce smooth?
actions
How and to which song do you perform the titties dance?
Song: In da club
Who is the cum dumpster?
Shelli Faber
How many mullets are in the composites?
99
Who donated the couches in the meeting room?
Meritcare
What is the sock game?
roll up a pair of socks and throw them at a fan
What is the mini van game?
sit on roof, minivan drives past you drink
What is ‘operation blue balls’?
painted bison balls blue
What is the house flour?
gold metal
What is the circumference of the fireplace?
2piR
What is the limerick on the floor in room 11?
There once was a girl named Alice, who used a dynamite stick as a falice. They found her vagina in North Carolina, and half of her asshole in Dallas.
How many clocks are working in the house?
NONE
How many i-beams are in the house?
1
What is in the basketball pole?
feathers and 94 cents
Who is dirty?
Kristina Aguleria
Who is dirtier than that?
Brittney Spears
What is a wesky woman?
Fattest, ugliest, drunkest girl at the bar that you have to crisco to fit through the door and flour to find the wet spot
What is in a dead nazi?
Rumplemins and Jagermeister
What is buried under the sign?
A dead nazi and the bear that killed him (griz and nazi shot)
What would Kinsey do for a klondike bar?
fuck a polar bear
What would Andrew do for a klondike Bar?
fight satan with a flaming dildo
How high is the smoke stack on the KY chimney?
pretty fuckin high
Who steals spatulas?
Chadrick
What is the direct antagonist of silly string?
Southern comfort (whiskey)
What is this?
that
What is that?
this
Who is Pamela Anderson?
Berrites secret lover
What was the old mailbox’s color?
Red white blue and rust
Who stole the composite?
Sigma Chi
What never disappoints?
Hallway couch
What is apple pie?
drink
Who is the GCD?
Grand Counsel Deputy (Jesstina Mohl)
What did the GCD lick off some nipples?
nacho cheese
Who is excited?
everyone!
Why is everyone excited?
to see Lee!
What is operation president’s lawn?
bleached letters theta chi into presidents lawn (KDelta)
Who invented the titties dance?
Heath Dickleman
What is operation ‘alumni piss’?
piss in foundation of alumni center when it was being built
Who put the KY in the floor of the meeting room?
Dean from Drake
Who is the Drunken Shitter and what do they do?
Shelly Faber, leaves shit everywhere
Who is the drunkest man in western MN?
Shane Caslavka
Who is Yoda?
Jordan Westrum (J Dubs)
Who masturbates to the exorcist?
Eric Bombersbach
What does Jordan use for toilet paper?
socks
What is the Viagra of KY?
Everclear
Who started the KY fight club?
Bombersbach
Who is the destroyer of chairs?
Panda
Who can get the Fargo fire dept to their apartment in less than 10 minutes?
Ashley Doeden
Who does reverse snow angels?
Karen R.
How do Mike’s abs taste?
salty
Who is the Albany Mistress?
Dairy Queen
What is operation Luol Deng?
conclave, guys shit in room 310, a girls room
What do cougars drink?
Jagermeister
Who is the sensation?
Matt Oswald
Who came on Krissy’s shirt?
Barney
Who is nerdy but dirty?
everybody
Who is Mr. Thick Dick?
JB
Who bakes me a damn cake?
Sadie
Who’s frosting a damn cake?
Kevin
Who is Mr. Thin Dick?
Soup: David Campbell
Who is Elongated?
Eric Nelson
Who is Debbie Downer
Danielle Fritz
Who does Jack and Alan “Tebow” for?
Brendy (Brenden Patrick)
Who is Purple Star Fucker?
Kelsey Loew (shot name)
Why is Mr. Thin Dick so thin?
He is condensed, add water
How do you play surprise pumpkin toss?
throw a pumpkin at someone and yell surprise pumpkin toss
How much water is needed to uncondense soup?
2 cans
If you have one mole of an Ideal gas at st. temp and 2 atm of pressure, what volume of space does it occupy?
11.21 Liters
Who ruins Christmas?
Chadrick
Who is “Me-No-Monie”?
Sarah Hillestad
Who is Snapshot?
Sayuri Yang
Who do we love to lather and with what?
Karen, and with Holy Water
Who gets reverse colds?
Jordan
How do you get a reverse cold?
Use dirty kleenex to wipe butt
What does a reverse cold look like?
action: fingers by butt
Who is a Hot Shot National Guardsman?
Allan Patterson
What is operation banana poke?
Bombersbach- broke into room and took everything else out of his room, rearranged it exactly in a different room. He ran around and poked everyone with a banana.
What is operation ghost protocol?
Kim was terrified of the dryer. So they got the dryer into the 9th floor of thompson in 2 minutes, with Jerome inside of it
What is operation sweet dreams larry?
Mike took pics of Jerome and taped thousands of them in Larry’s Room
Who is Jerome?
Black Doll
How do you do the Brown Squirrel Dance?
brown squirrel camp song
Who is brown squirrel?
Sten
What is the sticky scale
sticky up to 5 stickys
Whose family tree lost all of its branches in one night?
Alan Patterson
Who shoves beer cans up their butt to get drunk?
Tim
Who is the voice of God?
Tim
Who doesn’t pay child support?
Tony
What is the Scootour de Franzia?
Race on scooters, laps around in circle, must drink two cups of franzia
Who doesn’t tell Jack Shit?
Dominoes
What is the scratch pad of KY?
Franzia Box
Who is big spoon when riding a scooter?
Jack (kevin = little spoon)
Who gets old man dick picks?
Kim
Where did we get the ‘Kappa Psi Fraternity’?
SDSU (sign is from)
Who is Vag-Dazzled?
Danielle Fritz
How many fucks do we give?
not a single one
Who are the past 4 regents?
Kyrsten, Matt, Krissy, JB, Erica
Who is Jill?
Brock’s Right Hand
Who loves hugs?
LEe
What are the 12 nights of yulebachen?
12 nights on brown couch 11 socks for wiping 10 penis cakes 9 pills a poppin 8 thetas milkin 7 squirrels a playin 6 red crayons "THE TITTIES DANCE" 4 pledge points 3 french whores 2 lbs of bacon and some beer underneath the beer tree
Who sucks on toes?
Paige Leclar (Chris Hardwood’s)
Who sits in the old gum tree”
Devin
What is the KY Northern Plains Province song?
Pianoman
What do the men do during this song?
drop their pants and sway
What is Tony’s motto?
shit happens
How does one say pineapple in Dakotan
Fuck you tony
How long is Panda’s dick?
1.45 inches (5.5/10 -2)
Who is Totes Adorbs?
Siera
Who sits heavier than Tim Weighs?
Tanner or Jack
What color are the mountains?
red
Who is the worst guide dog?
Mason
What is the most important thing to remember when being the pledge master?
get more bacon
What are you if you forget bacon?
Fuckin Cunt Monkey
Who is ass-dazzled?
Brock and Patrick
What is the roof made of?
Brock’s semen
What is Brock obsessed with?
Walruses
Who is the spanker?
Hannah Flock
Who has a sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky butt?
Texas
Wat never disappoints Andrew?
Bigger blacker dick
Who can’t blow?
Scott Fransen
Who just had sex?
Win and Scott
Who tried to assassinate the historian?
Sweeto Burrito