Find Outs Flashcards
What is the hoe?
conclave thing with older members
What are crosswalks?
condoms of the roadway, they keep you safe
What is a Bubble Burster?
a drunk douche in a wife beater
Who is the KY model?
Matt Dohman
What happens when you fuck with Max?
sippin soup from the back of your neck
Who’s a bitch and don’t Kerr?
Amanda Kerr
Who has poop induced amnesia?
JB (jared)
What is syphilis?
Rabbit
What happened to syphilis?
Gave him to a kid in a wheelchair
How do you answer the KY phone?
“By the grace of God and the genius of Alexander Graham Bell, you have come into contact with the Beta Sigma chapter of Kappa Psi Pharmaceutical Fraternity incorporated. To which illustrious member do you wish to speak?”
How do you introduce smooth?
actions
How and to which song do you perform the titties dance?
Song: In da club
Who is the cum dumpster?
Shelli Faber
How many mullets are in the composites?
99
Who donated the couches in the meeting room?
Meritcare
What is the sock game?
roll up a pair of socks and throw them at a fan
What is the mini van game?
sit on roof, minivan drives past you drink
What is ‘operation blue balls’?
painted bison balls blue
What is the house flour?
gold metal
What is the circumference of the fireplace?
2piR
What is the limerick on the floor in room 11?
There once was a girl named Alice, who used a dynamite stick as a falice. They found her vagina in North Carolina, and half of her asshole in Dallas.
How many clocks are working in the house?
NONE
How many i-beams are in the house?
1
What is in the basketball pole?
feathers and 94 cents
Who is dirty?
Kristina Aguleria
Who is dirtier than that?
Brittney Spears
What is a wesky woman?
Fattest, ugliest, drunkest girl at the bar that you have to crisco to fit through the door and flour to find the wet spot
What is in a dead nazi?
Rumplemins and Jagermeister
What is buried under the sign?
A dead nazi and the bear that killed him (griz and nazi shot)
What would Kinsey do for a klondike bar?
fuck a polar bear
What would Andrew do for a klondike Bar?
fight satan with a flaming dildo
How high is the smoke stack on the KY chimney?
pretty fuckin high
Who steals spatulas?
Chadrick
What is the direct antagonist of silly string?
Southern comfort (whiskey)
What is this?
that
What is that?
this
Who is Pamela Anderson?
Berrites secret lover
What was the old mailbox’s color?
Red white blue and rust
Who stole the composite?
Sigma Chi
What never disappoints?
Hallway couch
What is apple pie?
drink
Who is the GCD?
Grand Counsel Deputy (Jesstina Mohl)
What did the GCD lick off some nipples?
nacho cheese
Who is excited?
everyone!
Why is everyone excited?
to see Lee!
What is operation president’s lawn?
bleached letters theta chi into presidents lawn (KDelta)
Who invented the titties dance?
Heath Dickleman
What is operation ‘alumni piss’?
piss in foundation of alumni center when it was being built
Who put the KY in the floor of the meeting room?
Dean from Drake
Who is the Drunken Shitter and what do they do?
Shelly Faber, leaves shit everywhere
Who is the drunkest man in western MN?
Shane Caslavka
Who is Yoda?
Jordan Westrum (J Dubs)