FIFA THREE

Question 1

CAZ: Hail Mary Earps, hallowed be thy goal. But the no was to this one. You can thank me later.

Answer 1

So that’s how us two became we three.

Question 2

ASTRID: Weirdos / CAZ: Do me first please.

Answer 2

Caroline,

Question 3

Caroline,

Answer 3

Caz to her mates.

Question 4

Caz to her mates.

Answer 4

Playing position:

Question 5

Playing position:

Answer 5

Goalkeeper,

Question 6

Goalkeeper,

Answer 6

Current captain of our squad

Question 7

current captain of our squad

Answer 7

Shots stopped last season:

Question 8

Shots stopped last season:

Answer 8

68

Question 9

68

Answer 9

Goals conceded

Question 10

Goals conceded

Answer 10

Not important

Question 11

Not important

Answer 11

Plays with a number 1 on her back

Question 12

ASTRID: …which sounds like a serial killer’s pizza place

Answer 12

You’re not wrong Astrid,

Question 13

You’re not wrong, Astrid

Answer 13

But our Caz won’t serve pizza forever,

Question 14

But our Caz won’t serve pizza forever,

Answer 14

she’s on the path to stardom baby!

Question 15

she’s on the path to stardom baby!

Answer 15

Trial number three next month

Question 16

ASTRID: Some say the next Mary Earps or Pauline Cope

Answer 16

Some?

Question 17

ASTRID: Her gran but it counts

Answer 17

Caz is from pure footballing stock,

Question 18

Caz is from pure footballing stock.

Answer 18

her gran was even a referee in the 80s.

Question 19

CAZ: Grans are mint. But this is not your bit.

Answer 19

Me next!

Question 20

ASTRID: Up for trials
but secretly wants to be an astrophysicist.

Answer 20

Shh, don’t tell coach!

Question 21

CAZ: She’s going to find out.

Answer 21

Not today.

Question 22

Not today.

Answer 22

And what else about me?

Question 23

CAZ: a little known club in the North West,
the ones in blue.

Answer 23

Highlight of last season:

Question 24

Highlight of last season:

Answer 24

sweet, sweet goal from thirty yards out.

Question 25

sweet, sweet goal from thirty yards out.

Answer 25

And getting sent off in the same game.

Question 26

*CAZ: For what offence I hear you ask?*

Answer 26

For throwing a meat pie at a racist homophobe.

Question 27

For throwing a meat pie at a racist homophobe.

Answer 27

And now for my chant?

Question 28

For throwing a meat pie at a racist homophobe.

Answer 28

And now for my chant?

Question 29

And now for my chant?

Answer 29

For THE Mary Queen of Stops.

Question 30

*CAZ: I do. They will/*

Answer 30

I can be silenced no longer. MARY EARPS DO DO *2