Fazlaka Arabia: Syrian Comedy Show

Question 1

هلق رح يشرّفنا يا مفتّش و بتمنى, بتمنى من كل قلبي أنو ما تسوّدو وشي

Answer 1

Now we’re going to be honored with an inspection and I hope with all of my heart that you don’t embarrass me.

Question 2

ما تسوّدو وشي

Answer 2

literally means “don’t blacken my face

Question 3

حاضر آنسة

Answer 3

Yes, miss.

Question 4

لنشوف… اهلا وسهلا

Answer 4

We’ll see. Hello and welcome!

Question 5

يعطيكي العافية. جلوس. كيف المستوى؟ ان شاء الله عم بيتحسّن بالنطق عندهن

Answer 5

God give you health. Sit. How is the level? Hopefully their pronunciation is improving.

Question 6

تمام التمام و النطق عندهن سليم

Answer 6

It’s great, their pronunciation is correct.

Question 7

طيب. رح اختبر انا بنفسي شوف. وقف حبيبي لشوف. انت اي انت. شو اسم الكلب الصغير؟

Answer 7

Ok. I’m going to test it myself to see. Stand, my dear, let’s see. You, yes, you. What do you call a young dog?

Question 8

معنتها لازم تبذلي جهد اكبر معهم. يا آنسة هذا مو معقول

Answer 8

This means you have to exert more effort with them. Miss, this is unbelievable.

Question 9

بصراحة يا أستاذ عم ببذل معهم أقصى طاقة ممكنة بس هالولد بالذات غبي و رح يدنني

Answer 9

Frankly, sir, I’m exerting the maximum effort possible but this boy specifically is stupid and he’s going to drive me crazy!