Eric’s Lines Flashcards
Brett (played by Sara): What’s going on? Eric! (I step on-stage) Is there a problem?
(Sound frustrated) Working on it. (Step off-stage, whilst talking into headset)
Inspector Bradshaw [aka Gary] (played by Jim): Good afternoon. I’m inspector Bradshaw. I hope I’m not interrupting -
(I step on-stage, and I cut him off, hard[verbally, ofc]): Not now, officer. False alarm
Gary (played by Jim): but the doorbell rang
I know, just a little mistake. But the problems solved now. Come with me, and ill explain everything (step off-stage, taking Gary along with me)
Brett (played by Sara): Eric!
(Step on-stage): What now?
Brett (played by Sara): officer Ferguson seems to think there’s a problem. Handle it.
Right (cross over from Brett to Gary). Officer, I witnessed everything. I can tell you everything you need to know so you can crack the case.
Gary (played by Jim): Aha! Now we’re getting somewhere. We’ve got a talker. But why should i trust you?
I have nothing to hide. Like i said, ill tell you all you need to know.
Gary (played by Jim): what about these ppl?
They wont tell you a thing. They’re you’re primary suspects.
Gary (played by Jim): just as i thought.
Come with me, officer (step off-stage, leading Gary off w/me)
Brett (played by Sara): perfect. Now, can we get back to rehearsing the show? I’m so glad we refused to let the critics in for a preview we tonight.
(Step on-stage, give thumbs up): were all set.
Brett (played by Sara): are we sure were ready to go on?
Doorbell works. Garys refocused. Everyone who needs to be on stage is on stage. Let’s go before any of that changes.
Brett (played by Sara): and it wont happen again?
Not a chance. (Step off-stage after Tom [played by Dan] finishes talking)
Misty (played by Yana): he’s right. The lines have been perfect.
(Step on-stage) Sorry. There seems to have been a brief power surge.
Holly (played by Shirley): you mean that was real?
Yes.
Richard (played by Karinveer): we thought the crew was just replaying the cue from earlier when Mr. Black dies.
No, I didn’t call for a cue, so the crew didn’t take one.
Sandy (played by Brenda): just when everything was finally going right. Ooh, this is so exciting! But…I hope it doesn’t happen opening night, ofc.
What happened?
Brett (played by Sara): can you just convince Gary that he’s not Mr. Black?
I don’t think he’s confused. You know Gary. It’s impossible to get him out of character.
Brett (played by Sara): lets just do something so we can keep going, okay? It’s time to get up, Gary. You know as well as the rest of us that the show must go on. Gary!
No, Brett. Let me handle this. You’ve got to be gentle with him. (Over to Gary) officer. Officer Ferguson. I just heard that there’s an illegal gambling ring being run just down the street from here. We really need yogurt assistance to shut them down. (Wait a few seconds) Wow! I’ve been saving that one. I thought for sure it would come in handy when he’s at his worst.
Susan (played by Judith): sorry. I think I’m starting to get confused now, is this part of the show?
No, Susan.
Holly (played by Shirley) (speaking to Susan): you’ve got that right.
(Speaking to Susan): No. we stopped the rehearsal a while ago. You can stop playing. Take a break
Scott (played by Dave): when you think about it, what’s the difference really?
(Step on-stage holding binder): the cops are on their way, and I’ve instructed the crew to let them in (smile after being thanked)
Brett (played by Sara): I…well, I’m just the director, not the stage manager. I dont keep track of all the notes! Eric, your notes, please
Not on your life
Brett (played by Sara): hand them over
No. What if something happens to them?
Holly (played by Shirley) (talking to Brett, played by Sara): thats what you keep saying, but lots of things keep happening and everything’s not fine
These never leave my sight
Brett (played by Sara): you dont have to leave the room. You can supervise.
(Sound grumpy) Fine. (Hand over binder)
Misty (played by Yana): it makes sense. No one would really suspect her.
Are we seriously doing this right now? Why dont we just let the police handle this?
Misty (played by Yana): what if she’s out there plotting who’s next?
Misty, I’m serious! It’s not good for us to be questioning each other. We’ve got to trust each other. We have a show tomorrow. Real people who actually paid for their tickets are coming.
Inspector wright (played by Don): good evening. Is this the emryville mystery playhouse?
Yes, officers.
Inspector wright (played by Don): okay. Sorry about that. As i was saying, we got a call down at the station.
That was me.
Inspector wright (played by Don): just what is the meaning of this! Is this some kind of practical joke?
No, sir. That’s not it at all.
Inspector wright (played by Don): no. Not just yet. I need to know exactly what happened in the moments leading up to Mr…
Ferguson. Gary Ferguson.
Brett (played by Sara): okay, lets take it from hollys line, “drink up Mr. Black”
Wait. Is this the original death scene, the one that the characters replay? Well need Tom for that.