English Program Hadar's Method - Naruto Flashcards
Naruto why would you do that to the Hokage faces?
Yknow who they are don’t you?
Of course I do says Naruto they’re the greatest champs ever
Why would he do that?
That guy he wouldn’t hurt a fly he would never do such thing
shoot my girl is coming over I need to clean up my room.
let’s clean up the place before my mom gets home if she sees this she’ll kill me.
How did you get here so fast.
I just got home from work I got off work early today.
Now that’s some motivation I’ll clean it up in no time
next time you see smb whose job is to clean up after you your mom your janitor take a moment to say thank you
I’ll clean up the yard you do the dishes
25 years ago today I was born ..
A ninja rose up to defend their villages he faced the monster
It’s getting closer don’t let it near the village
The hokage sacrificed his life to capture the beast and seal him to a human body this ninja was known as the 4th Hokage
I’ll prove you wrong losers I’ll have my business off the ground in no time
this is how you start your freelance biz from
scratch
Can you believe it’s been 10 years since 2017 man time really flies it feels just like it was yesterday’’
Remember when you broke up with Eman that was a year ago man time flies
dude this is a date not a business meeting just throw on a casual black shirt and get ready
You guys’s break up was unexpected ngl nobody saw it coming
she can barely breathe! anyone has an inhaler?
Man when I started out I was barely making any money online
Ever since she broke up with that guy she changed she’s always in a bad mood she’s not fun to hang out with anymore
Get over here Naruto
naruto they’re coming after you …
You’ll never catch me ! You’re just pissed cuz you don’t have the guts to do what I do do you? Losers wanna be’s
I hope you’re not bothering me with some trivia and Don’t tell me it’s Naruto again
We caught the boy sir
I didn’t catch that come again?
years have passed and he’s still trynna capture the avatar
Idk about you but I love pissing off the neighbors they can’t stand seggs noises
your mom is so pissed
look Ik it ain’t a big deal that you ate my leftovers last night but …you just piss me off all the time get out of my room
It is Naruto again he climbed onto the great stone faces
He put graffitis all over the Hokage faces
.. well that was too easy HAA u scared the shit outta me
Where did you come from Sensei?
No what are you doing here you’re supposed to be in class.
Kid aren’t you supposed to be in class. I am but I skipped school I was a bit sick I caught the flu.
I can’t believe my roomate caught me redhanded jerking off
I gave you a chance and you screwed it up how many more chances do you want you keep screwing up every single time you never learn do you ?
Naruto I’ve had it up to here with you spoiled brat
I’m at the end of my rope Naruto
You failed the graduation test last time and the time before that
Tomorrow you’ve got another chance
And you’re messing up again
Ah cuz you missed it Naruto everyone will review the transformation tjutsu
what a bummer the same tjutsu again
Look dad I’ve had enough of your bullshit
ugh what a bummer it’s raining I thought it was just a passing cloud we really shouldv’e looked at the weather app before heading out
Maybe you’ve taken photos and they turn out flat they’re blurry and dull af
Ino: This is a total waste of time Naruto we always pay for your screw ups
he screwed up so bad he never should’ve dropped out of college ‘‘they said… you have to fuck up you have to fail cuz then you’ll fuck up less
the cops pulled him over he knew he fucked up
he screwed up stuttered in front of his crush and tripped over his feet lol just like a kids show like bro have you suddenly forgotten how to walk?
Quit lecturing me I have things to do and your advice is shit anyway
Naruto: like I care
Naruto do your best
Alright let’s jump
Last one in is a rotten egg ( they jumped in the pool)
Hey boss I’m calling to let you know that I’m feeling a lil sick today so I won’t be able to make it in so it’s best for me to stay home and rest
Rachel this is for the best yknow
This sucks (naruto cleaning the paint off the Hukage faces)
cuz doing the hard work sucks sometimes…
it sucks to get ghosted I got ghosted so many times
You’re not going home till you’ve cleaned off every single drop of paint
So what it’s not like there’s anybody is waiting at home for me
Naruto I was just thinking maybe after you clean this all up I could take you out for some ramen the good stuff what do ya think?
Aight bet I’ll have this clean in no time then
My sister is so stressed cuz of her exams I’m thinking of taking her out for dinner to take some time off
I’m taking some time off this month I’m going on a trip with the boys
I screwed up my exams … now I’m failing they might even kick me out
Everybody knows who they are
They were the best of the best undefeated ninja champs
And the 4th Hukage is the one who saved the village from the nine tail fox he was the most amazing
Then why did you ….
Because I’m going to be greater than any of them
And everyone will stop disrespecting me and start looking up to me
Btw I wanna ask a favor Sensei
You want another bowl (of ramen)? X instead do you want another bowl?
I want to try your headband cmon please
Oh this noway you can only wear the leaf head band when you finally graduate from the academy and become a ninja
You’ve gotta pass the test tomorrow
I like Zayn’s headband even tho it looks a bit girly
We will now start the final exam
When your name is called proceed to the testing room
The final test will be on … The clone tjutsu
Ugh thats my worse technique great I’m never gonna pass
Alright get it together Naruto you can do it
Pull yourself together it’s just a client
Man the game is on tonight
Friends is on rn it’s pretty cool
There u see him it’s that boy he’s the only one who failed hmm well it serves him right
Just imagine what would happen if he became a ninja..
shoot what a bummer the photos turned out blurry
Hey what’s up I’m here to interview your daughter
Hey what’s up come on in alright let’s do it:!!
let’s gooo
sorry to interrupt your practicing
it’s all good how are you can’t believe you’re here I’m so excited to see you
so what are you playing rn ?
I’m just seeing if I can come up with any song ideas
it’s the next hit
I didn’t come up with anything good
do you have to be in a certain mood to write?
Uruka seinsei is tough but he’s not against you
I know it feels he has it out for you like he’s got a grudge or smth
But why only me?
He wants you to be strong with all his heart
That’ll never happen if he goes easy on you he’s like you yknow no parents no family
But this time I really wanted to graduated
i guess i have to tell you its a secret but I’m gonna let you in on it
I guess some things never change
There’s a secret in sales that well it’s not rlly a secret but its smth everybody overlook it’s not scarcity it’s not being charismatic … Join my webinar and I’ll let you in on a little trick thatll chabge everything
Mom the teacher has it out for me
You might think that the matrix is out to get you everybody’s trying to take you down …
Let me let you in on a lil something if you do this technique …
But the truth is the world doesn’t revolve around us
no one gives a shit you’re a fat fuck that’s it
I dont give a fuck man im sick of you thinking you always know whats best for me dog you aint my fucking father im a grown man
Rach this is really for the best
Hes been comparing the bible and the quran for hours on end..
And then his mom started arguing about it for hours on end about how harsh he was on me…
long story short they’ve got a divorce but u know what
my dad sacrificed his marriage to raise us right
this tool will make you sound like you were born and raised in America baby jk it won’t
his mom raised him right
I was born and raised in Oran not the best place to be born in big city unemployment …
David laid’s program is pretty expensive is it available on sale rn?
Bro Timberland boots are on sale grab it while you can
when I found my 1st client I got bullied for it by my peers a coach told me it was beginner’s luck and
that I lucked out he tried to pitch that’s why he tried to bring me down to get me to buy his bs course how can I have seen it thru till now?
You always do this
Name one time I’d done that
so Harry named his kid with Ginny after Snape and Dumbledore two traitors
I’ll name ever single time you did it alright
she named her daughter Jasmin so it sounds arab and american at the same time lol
Gumball you were named after you great great grandfather
it feels so good to finally have your nose unstuffed it’s magical
Having a stuffy nose is the worst
just take a pill of ibuprofen and a saline spray is good too
Sudafed is the best although it’s not recommended for ppl with high blood pressure
that’s when nasal steroids sprays come in handy they’re prescription only tho but they do a good job fighting inflammation
What were you doing out past ten that’s past your curfew you’re grounded
Yo keep it down I’m studying here Ik you’re excited about your stupid game
just when I thought you couldn’t be more annoying
Jack can I borrow your car?
can I borrow the phone?
sure but make it quick
hurry up man I’ve got a date in 30min so let’s finish this game quickly
I wish my grandma was still here with us I miss her
dude you should’ve seen the look on her face when she found out it was a prank
quit messing around at work
