EARLY SIGNS OF UNHEALTHY MARRIAGES

Question 1

Make sure your daughter goes to a boys house who will take good care of your daughter.

Question 2

Kudiyan Lahore Diyan Song.

Question 3

You as boy will get zero respect from girl’s side if you agree to marry the girl in the second year of meeting.

Question 4

Until you find Ms. Right go behind girls.

Question 5

Sanu Tere Naal Song.

Question 6

make sure the girl you find her family agrees to sit on the floor to eat food even though they have dinning table.

Question 7

Never get married if your grandparents are alive unless your grandparents are between 91-100 years and it has to be their last wish to see you and your girl doll get married.

Question 8

Never say no to arranged marriages unless you have a girl and let your folks do the further research.

Question 9

Incase you introduce her to your family make sure no one in your family bugs her or annoys her or your girl does the same to you behind your back.

Question 10

Incase your girl’s parent is ‘single’ or ‘widowed’ make sure that your girl’s mother or father are not looking out for a spouce. This includes your girl’s grandparents are not looking out for a spouce for your mother in law or father in law.

Question 11

Behind your back make sure the girl is speaking good about you. Its true your girl won’t speak bad about you or her own family. Just in case.

Question 12

Same goes for everyone.

Question 13

Make sure the girl doesn’t call herself a begger.

Question 14

In case you have liked a girl in India and not your parents get a part time fulltime job in India and work there for five years and know what is your reaction to her?

Question 15

Remember when you provide a house for your girl she will provide you with a home.

Question 16

When it comes to money make sure your girl brings minimum half the amount of money with her that you have in your bank account.

Question 17

When you are seeing a girl make sure no adult from your side or the girl’s side is sitting between you and her.

Question 18

When you are seeing your girl make sure that widowed woman from your girl’s side asks you “what are you doing with my daughter in private?” and smiles. Next the woman will ask you to take her for a “movie”, “tea”, “coffee” behind your girl’s back. If this happens address this issue to your girl. Incase she is happy you run unless you agree.

Question 19

Incase a woman older to you has her eye on you tell her get yourself Dharmendra “Who will sing to you “Hum Tum Ek Kamare Mein Baand Ho Aur Chavy Kho Jaye” song. But askingyou the question “Mere beti ke sath band kamre mein kya kar rahe ho?” i.e. “What are you doing in closed room with my daughter?”. Run or ask them to leave your house. It means she wants you John Abharam

Question 20

Never cheat on any girl. Only smoke one at a time

Question 21

Boys make a list of girls you like then speak to them and cut down the girls you don’t like but make sure you won’t repent in future of having her or not having her.

Question 22

Boys be well groomed for marriage. Make sure you get your respect from your girls side

Question 23

Always give respect to girls and women. Even if your daughter make sure your daughter goes to a boys house who will take good care of your daughter