Dominic System Flashcards
00
Person: DEATH
Action: taking someone’s soul
Object: scythe
01
Person: Marcel Duchamp
Action: urination
Object: urinal
02
Person: Gandhi
Action: pooping
Object: poop
03
OZ - Wizard of Oz
Action: doing magic tricks
Object: Emerald City
04
Person: Otto Chriek
Action: sucking blood
Object: blood
05
Person: married couple
Action: getting married
Object: wedding dress
06
Person: Eeyore
Action: eating thistles
Object: thistle
07
Person: James Bond
Action: shooting a gun
Object: martini
08
Person: a spider
Action: eating bugs
Object: spiderweb
09
Person: the Supreme Court
Action: issuing a judgment
Object: opinion
10
Person: Pythagoras
Action: solving right triangle
Object: triangle
11
Person: Alexander
Action: Getting revelations
Object: Mystical revelation
12
Person: baker
Action: baking bread
Object: a dozen bread rolls
13
Person: Bar Mitzvah boy
Action: reading Torah
Object: Torah pointer
14
Person: Jeffrey Dahmer
Action: eating people
Object: human meat
15
Person: ship captain
Action: sailing a ship
Object: sailing ship
16
Person: student driver
Action: driving very badly
Object: beater car
17
Person: Rapunzel
Action: growing out her hair
Object: really long hair
18
Person: Moses
Action: leading Jewish people out of slavery
Object: staff that turns into a snake
19
Person: Queen Victoria
Action: displaying table manners
Object: crown
20
Person: A COVID patient
Action: infecting with COVID
Object: Face mask
21
Person: a drunk
Action: getting drunk
Object: bottle of wine
22
Person: Donald Duck
Action: quacking
Object: webbed feet
23
Person: Dizzy Gillespie
Action: play jazz trumpet
Object: jazz trumpet
24
Person: hang glider pilot
Action: flying in a hang glider
Object: hang glider
25
Person: Betty at the laundromat
Action: wash laundry
Object: washing machine
26
Person: Dr Seuss
Action: write children’s books
Object: book about Cat in the Hat
27
Person: a dog
Action: barking
Object: leash
28
Person: menstruating woman
Action: menstruating
Object: used pad
29
Person: dentist
Action: dentistry
Object: dental tools
30
Person: a zookeeper
Action: feeding a lion
Object: lion in a cage
31
Person: Cinderella
Action: losing glass slipper
Object: glass slipper
32
Person: Jesus
Action: get crucified
Object: cross
33
Person: Dante Alighieri
Action: go to Hell
Object: Hell
34
Person: Charles Dickens
Action: write novels
Object: novels
35
Person: JFK
Action: get assassinated
Object: Oval Office
36
Person: Abraham
Action: attempt to sacrifice his son to God
Object: Israel
37
Person: Pushkin
Action: writing poetry
Object: poem
38
Person: NRA member
Action: join the NRA
Object: collection of guns
39
Person: a pregnant woman
Action: giving birth
Object: baby
40
Person: Florence Foster Jenkins
Action: singing awful opera
Object: Carnegie Hall
41
Person: Chip
Action: host a ragtime party
Object: ragtime party house
42
Person: Douglas Adams
Action: traveling in space
Object: towel
43
Person: Tiffany Aching
Action: making cheese
Object: cheese
44
Person: Charlie Chaplin
Action: making a silent movie
Object: silent movie
45
Person: Donald Trump
Action: Tweeting
Object: MAGA hat
46
Person: Gary Kasparov
Action: play chess
Object: chess
47
Person: a tourist
Action: flying to Hawaii
Object: suitcase
48
Person: David Ben-Gurion
Action: be Prime Minister of Israel
Object: Israel
49
Person: Florence Nightingale
Action: nurse a patient
Object: nurse cap
50
Person: King Midas
Action: turn everything to gold
Object: gold
51
Person: Cleopatra
Action: bathe in asses’ milk
Object: bath full of milk
52
Person: Queen of Hearts
Action: decapitate someone
Object: pack of cards
53
Person: The Godfather
Action: making an offer you can’t refuse
Object: cement overshoes
54
Person: Isaac
Action: get sacrificed to God
Object: sacrificial altar
55
Person: the Pope
Action: bestow a papal blessing
Object: papal blessing
56
Person: fluffy teddy bear
Action: have a picnic
Object: teddy bear picnic
57
Person: bottle of ketchup
Action: squirting ketchup
Object: ketchup
58
Person: Evander Holyfield
Action: boxing
Object: boxing gloves
59
Person: an accountant
Action: preparing a tax return
Object: tax return
60
Person: a ghost
Action: haunting
Object: “Boo!”
61
Person: Scott Joplin
Action: playing ragtime
Object: piano
62
Person: Hesiod
Action: milking a cow
Object: farm
63
Person: pointy haired boss
Action: managing people
Object: pointy hair
64
Person: the Beatles
Action: singing “When I’m 64”
Object: electric guitar
65
Person: retiree
Action: retiring
Object: Social Security check
66
Person: The Beast
Action: roaring
Object: claws
67
Person: Debra
Action: fostering kittens
Object: kitten
68
Person: Sam Vimes
Action: arresting a criminal
Object: police badge
69
Person: amorous couple
Action: 69
Object: orgasm
70
Person: Gary Oliver
Action: live downstairs from me
Object: downstairs apartment
71
Person: a soldier
Action: going to war
Object: army uniform
72
Person: Jacob
Action: wrestle with the angel
Object: angel
73
Person: Gordon Ramsey
Action: cooking
Object: chef’s hat
74
Person: Joseph Stalin
Action: send to the Gulag
Object: dictatorship
75
Person: Gustave Eiffel
Action: build a tower
Object: Eiffel Tower
76
Person: newborn baby
Action: breastfeeding
Object: diaper
77
Person: gambler in a casino
Action: play the slots
Object: slot machine
78
Person : Granny Weatherwax
Action: flying on a broomstick
Object: witch’s hat
79
Person: Martha Stewart
Action: decorate with decoupage
Object: fancy decor
80
Person: Santa Claus
Action: giving presents
Object: Christmas present
81
Person: Winnie the Pooh
Action: eat honey and get stuck in door
Object: jar of honey
82
Person: Humpty Dumpty
Action: falling off a wall
Object: wall
83
Person: Steve Wozniak
Action: start a high tech startup
Object: high tech startup
84
Person: a chicken
Action: laying an egg
Object: egg
85
Person: Bach
Action: composing a fugue
Object: church organ
86
Person: a waiter
Action: bringing food to someone
Object: tray of food
87
Person: matryoshka
Action: open up to reveal another one inside
Object: small matryoshka
88
Person: Adolf Hitler
Action: killing Jews
Object: swastika
89
Person: an immigrant
Action: immigrating
Object: broken English
90
Person: Nanny Ogg
Action: singing the Hedgehog Song
Object: jar of scumble
91
Person: Niobe
Action: crying
Object: tears
92
Person: nudist
Action: get naked
Object: nakedness
93
Person: the Big Bad Wolf
Action: eat the three little pigs
Object: big teeth
94
Person: magic goldfish
Action: grant three wishes
Object: magic
95
Person: Niccolo Paganini
Action: play the violin
Object: violin
96
Person: divorcing couple
Action: divorcing
Object: divorce papers
97
Person: Baba Yaga
Action: eat children
Object: house on chicken legs
98
Person: Nero Wolfe
Action: solve crimes while looking at orchids
Object: orchid
99
Person: God
Action: strike with a thunderbolt
Object: thunderbolt
