Die Hard-Holly

Question 1

ELLIS: What about dinner?

Answer 1

Ellis, it’s Christmas Eve…Families…Stockings…Chestnuts…Rudolph and Frosty… Those things ring a bell?

Question 2

ELLIS:….Holy shit! Who the fuck is this?

Answer 2

You know damn well who that is.

Question 3

ELLIS:…you don’t wear a ring and you don’t have the same last name.

Answer 3

Your point?

Question 4

GINNY: Oh my God! I am so sorry!

Answer 4

John! That’s great news. I’ll go down and get him. Ginny, it’s 6:40 and you’re still working! You’re making me feel like a real Jeff Bezos over here. Go on, join the party, have some champagne.

Question 5

GINNY: Do you think the baby can handle a little sip?

Answer 5

Ginny, that baby’s ready to tend bar.

Question 6

TAKAGI: 80’s racism!

Answer 6

All set, Joe. The contracts went over the wire and… John! (beat) I was hoping you made that flight.

Question 7

MCCLANE: Is there a place I can wash up?

Answer 7

Sure. Right back here.

Question 8

MCCLANE: This is a big bathroom.

Answer 8

Well, Ellis is our number one salesman.

Question 9

MCCLANE: You know, I think that Ellis has his eye on you.

Answer 9

That’s okay… I have an eye on his private bathroom. (beat) So, how long are you staying?

Question 10

MCCLANE: Well, Cappy Roberts retired out here…

Answer 10

Look, let’s make this easy. I have a spare bedroom. It’s not huge, but the kids would love to have you at the house.

Question 11

MCCLANE: They would, huh?

Answer 11

I would too. I’ve missed you.

Question 12

MCCLANE: …When did you start calling yourself “Ms. Gennero”?

Answer 12

This is a Japanese company, you know? They figure a married woman, she’s on the way out the door…

Question 13

MCCLANE: …she went the door so fast there was practically a jet wash.

Answer 13

I told you then and I will tell you again.

Question 14

(song ends)

Answer 14

Didn’t have we have this same conversation in July? Damn it, John, there was an opportunity out here and I had to take it.

Question 15

MCCLANE: No matter what it did to our marriage?

Answer 15

My job and my title and my salary did nothing to our marriage except change your idea of what it should be.

Question 16

TAKAGI: 80’s Sexism!

Answer 16

You want to know my idea of a marriage? It’s a partnership where people help each other over the rough spots…and where there’s an up, well, hell, a little Goddamn applause or an attaboy wouldn’t be too bad. I needed that, John. I deserved that.

Question 17

GINNY: …he wants you to say something to the troops…

Answer 17

Thanks Ginny, I’ll be a second.

Question 18

GINNY: Did you guys just fight?

Answer 18

Ginny!

Question 19

GINNY: Just so you know, someone threw up in the hallway and it wasn’t me.

Answer 19

Wait here-

Question 20

MCCLANE: Fucking California.

Answer 20

Hello everyone. Thank you so much for a wonderful year.

Question 21

ELLIS: HOLLYYYYYYY!

Answer 21

Hello… Ellis. I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank all the men and the two women who made this year so memorable. Christmas is a…

Question 22

MCCLANE: Holy shit, it’s me.

Answer 22

Come on John, let’s go decorate for Christmas.

Question 23

YOUNG JOHN: Who gives a shit about Christmas?

Answer 23

I do. cries

Question 24

JESUS: You had just graduated the academy when you met her.

Answer 24

What’s your name?

Question 25

TEENAGE JOHN: John. What's your name?

Answer 25

Holly.

Question 26

JESUS: It's my birthday. We do what I want!

Answer 26

It's a great opportunity for us.

Question 27

MCCLANE: You. I think you meant to say you.

Answer 27

It's also that.

Question 28

MCCLANE: I can't just pick up and move to LA, Holly! I have a career too. I have a life here.

Answer 28

No one is saying it will be easy-

Question 29

MCCLANE: Listen, I'm Nobody's Fool-

Answer 29

No John, you're the last boy scout. Come to prove you're unbreakable.

Question 30

MCCLANE: Look who's talking?

Answer 30

Look who's talking too!

Question 31

MCCLANE: ...we have water, fire, earth, and air. What else do we need?

Answer 31

The Fifth Element, John. Love! I don't want to be the last man standing here, It's like you have a death wish.

Question 32

MCCLANE: ...I'm waging my hearts war catching bandits.

Answer 32

What a cop out. You sound like some trashy pulp fiction novel. You're not G.I. Joe. Retaliation is your only real weapon.

Question 33

MCCLANE: You're making me see red.

Answer 33

You're making me see red too!

Question 34

MCCLANE: I don't want to go the whole nine yards with you.

Answer 34

I don't want to go to the whole ten yards.

Question 35

MCCLANE: Not even 16 blocks. But that's the story of us.

Answer 35

It was... now I feel like I'm a hostage during Armageddon.

Question 36

MCCLANE: That's a little over the hedge now.

Answer 36

You're a perfect stranger to me now.

Question 37

MCCLANE: ...I'm not made of glass... tell me what you want to say.

Answer 37

I think me and the kid are gonna go to Los Angeles... without you.

Question 38

MCCLANE: Wait, are you saying I'm expendable?

Answer 38

Not just you... This relationship is expendable, too.

Question 39

MCCLANE: Holly?

Answer 39

I... have a request.

Question 40

HANS: Oh? What idiot put you in charge?

Answer 40

You did. You murdered my boss.

Question 41

SANTA: Oh, snap!

Answer 41

Now... they're looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.

Question 42

HANS: Go on.

Answer 42

We have a pregnant woman out there-

Question 43

HANS: Ew, gross! YUCKY!

Answer 43

-relax, she's not due for two weeks, but a marble floor isn't doing her back any good. I'd like permission for her to-

Question 44

HANS: To kill her? Karl go kill that pregnant lady!

Answer 44

WHAT?! No!

Question 45

HANS: Wait, Karl. The lady has changed her mind.

Answer 45

I just want to move her to a room with a sofa.

Question 46

HANS: No. But I'll have a sofa brought out to you. Good enough?

Answer 46

Good enough. And unless you like it messy, you better start taking us in groups to the bathroom.

Question 47

HANS: Yes, you're right. It will be done. Mr. Takagi chose his people well, Mrs...?

Answer 47

Gennero. Miss Gennero. Uh, one more thing. Maybe don't look at that picture.

Question 48

HANS: Oh, don't look at this picture that is face down right in front of me?

Answer 48

Yes.

Question 49

HANS:...do not look at this face down picture right here?! Is that what you're saying?

Answer 49

Yes.

Question 50

MCCLANE: ...To the roof!

Answer 50

After all your posturing, all your speeches... you're nothing but a common thief and a liar!

Question 51

HANS: That's right, we looked at the picture!

Answer 51

Awww, you said you wouldn't look!

Question 52

THEO: I don't even die in this film!

Answer 52

JOHN!

Question 53

MCCLANE: Hey, this is my wife...Holly Gennero.

Answer 53

Holly McClane.

Question 54

POWELL: A pleasure. I guess John doesn't need me to give you that message anymore.

Answer 54

Message? What message?

Question 55

MCCLANE: ... I couldn't have made it without a little help from my friends.

Answer 55

Merry Christmas, John.