Der Die Das Flashcards
1
Q
Wood
A
das Holz
* Chemical element kinda
2
Q
Plastic
A
das Plastik
Chemical element
3
Q
Metal
A
das Metall
Most metals
4
Q
Glass
A
das Glas
* Chemical element kinda
5
Q
Rubber
A
das Gummi
* Chemical element kinda
6
Q
Cork
A
der Kork
Most one-syllable words
7
Q
Leather
A
das Leder
* Made of any sex of cattle
8
Q
Fabric
A
der Stoff
Most one-syllable words
9
Q
Silk
A
die Seide
Ends with -e
10
Q
Demin
A
der Jeansstoff
Ends with “stoff” which is a one-syllable word
11
Q
Wool
A
die Wolle
Ends with -e
12
Q
Stone
A
der Stein
Most one-syllable words
13
Q
Brick
A
der Backstein
Ends with “stein” which is a one-syllable word
14
Q
Clay
A
der Ton
Most one-syllable words
15
Q
Concrete
A
der Beton
* Men make stuff out of concrete
16
Q
Silver
A
das Silber
Most metals
17
Q
Gold
A
das Gold
Most metals
18
Q
Bread
A
das Brot
* everyone loves bread
19
Q
Salad
A
der Salat
* opposite of pizza
20
Q
Milk
A
die Milch
* girl cows make milk
21
Q
Cheese
A
der Käse
* boys cut the cheese (fart)
22
Q
Meat
A
das Fleisch
* meat in general
23
Q
Vegetables
A
das Gemüse
Most words starting with ge-
* veg in general
24
Q
Fruit
A
das Obst
* fruit in general
25
Soup
die Suppe
Ends with -e
26
Fish
der Fisch
Most one-syllable words
27
Rice
der Reis
Most one-syllable words
28
Butter
die Butter
* kaylee made butter
29
Cake / Pie
der Kuchen
* craig loves cake
30
Yogurt
der Joghurt
* craigs morning breakfast yogurt
31
Egg
das Ei
* we have eggs for weekend breakfast
32
Onion
die Zwiebel
* women cry a lot
33
Lemon
die Zitrone
Ends with -e
34
Ice Cream
das Eis
* we have ice cream every night for dessert
35
Carpet
der Teppich
Ends with -ich
36
Elephant
der Elefant
Ends with -ant
37
Chair
der Stuhl
Most one-syllable words
38
Table
der Tisch
Most one-syllable words
39
Wardrobe
der Schrank
* craigs clothes are kept neater than mine
40
Shelf
das Regal
* our pictures are on the shelf
41
Mirror
der Spiegel
* craig hogs the mirror when we're both in the bathroom
42
Picture
das Bild
*we are both in our pictures
43
Dresser
die Kommode
Ends with -e
44
Bed
das Bett
Ends with -ett
45
Sofa
das Sofa
* sofa is comfy for everyone
46
Couch
die Couch
* couch is hard and ladies must sit upright to be comfortable
47
Lamp
die Lampe
Ends with -e
48
Fridge
der Kühlschrank
Schrank is masculine
* craig cant tetris the fridge very well
49
Pen
der Stift
* phallic
50
Clock
die Uhr
* susan always watches the time
51
Backpack
der Rucksack
* rucksack is a manly word
52
Bottle
die Flasche
Ends with -e
53
Book
das Buch
* book in general
54
Cellphone
das Handy
* cellphone in general
55
Key
der Schlüssel
* phallic
56
Sweater
der Pullover
Ends with -er
57
Laptop
der Laptop
* only men should do coding
58
Computer
der Computer
Ends with -er
* only men should do coding
59
Camera
die Kamera
* our wedding photographer was a female
60
Potato
die Kartoffel
* women peel the potatoes
61
Hobby
das Hobby
* everyone has a hobby
62
Leisure time
die Freizeit
* women get a special holiday just for them
63
Football
der Fußball
* men play football
64
Sports
der Sport
* men play sport
65
Monday
der Montag
Days of the week
66
Tuesday
der Dienstag
Days of the week
67
Wednesday
der Mittwoch
Days of the week
68
Thursday
der Donnerstag
Days of the week
69
Friday
der Freitag
Days of the week
70
Saturday
der Samstag
Days of the week
71
Sunday
der Sonntag
Days of the week
72
Day
der Tag
Days of the week
73
Week
die Woche
Ends with an -e
* not a day of the week but the whole week >.>
74
Weekend
das Wochenende
* everyone enjoys their weekend
75
Work day
der Werktag
Days of the week
76
Morning
der Morgen
Period of time of the day
77
Noon
der Mittag
Period of time of the day
78
Evening
der Abend
Period of time of the day
79
Night
die Nacht
Night is feminine
80
Marketplace
der Marktplatz
* all the scammers are male
81
Park
der Park
* male flasher in the park
82
Club
der Club / Klub
* men stand in line for the club
83
Bar
die Bar
* ladies get in and sit by the bar
84
Coffee Shop
das Café
* we both go to the cafe for some cake
85
Restaurant
das Restaurant
* we both go to the restaurant
86
Theatre
das Kino
Ends with -o
* we both go to the movie theatre
87
Museum
das Museum
Ends with -um
* we both go to the museum
88
Car
das Auto
Ends with -o
* car in general
89
Motorbike
das Motorrad
* motorbike in general
90
Bus
der Bus / der Linienbus
* big transport is male
91
Train
der Zug
Most one-syllable words
* big transport is male
92
Subway
die U-Bahn
* big transport is male except for -bahn
93
Tram
die StraßenBahn
* big transport is male except for -bahn
94
Airplane
das Flugzeug
* male pilots and female air-hostesses
95
Truck
der Lkw
* big transport is male
96
Airport
der Flughafen
* big transport is male
97
Taxi
das Taxi
* not big transport and everyone uses a taxi
98
Coach Bus
der Reisebus
* big transport is male
99
Station / Stop
die Haltestelle
Ends with -e
* fancier word than Halt so its a lady
100
Stop
der Halt
Most one-syllable words
* less fancier word than Haltestelle so its a man
101
Car Rental
der Mietwagen
* meat wagon for mens bits
102
Drivers license
der Führerschein
* men are 'better' drivers
103
Destination
das Ziel
* we all go to the destination together
104
Trip / Ride/ Journey
die Fahrt
* women complain during the trip about mens driving
105
Season
die Jahreszeit
* mother nature controls the male seasons
106
Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall
der Frühling, Sommer, Winter, Herbst
The names of seasons
107
Sun
die Sonne
Ends with -e
* women like to sun tan
108
Rain
der Regen
Precipitation types
109
Snow
der Schnee
Precipitation types
110
Fog/Mist
der Nebel
Precipitation types
111
Wind
der Wind
Precipitation types
112
Storm
der Sturm
Precipitation types
113
Thunderstorm
das Gewitter
Most words starting with ge-
114
Lightning
der Blitz
Precipitation types
115
Thunder
der Donner
Precipitation types
Ends with -er
116
Email
die E-mail
* fe-male
117
Letter
der Brief
* men wear briefs ;)
118
Movie
der Film
* male directors are better known
119
House
das Haus
* our house we share
120
Car rental company
die Autovermietung
Ends with -ung
121
ATM
der Geldautomat
* men draw the money from ATM to pay hooker
122
Church
die Kirche
Ends with -e
* all the grannies go to church
123
Bank
die Bank
* all the grannies take money from the bank
124
Hospital
das Krankenhaus
* male doctors and female nurses work here
125
Post Office
die Post
* all the grannies post money to the church
126
Police Station
die Polizei
Ends with -ei
* all the grannies report their money was a church scam
127
Petrol Station
die Tankstelle
Ends with -e
* all the grannies stop at the petrol station before going to church
128
Train Station / Main Train Station
der Bahnhof / Hauptbahnhof
* big transport is male
129
Bedroom
das Schlafzimmer
Room is always neuter
130
Livingroom
das Wohnzimmer
Room is always neuter
131
Ground Floor
das Erdgeschoss
Room is always neuter
132
Kitchen
die Küche
Ends with -e
* a woman's places is in the kitchen
133
Bathroom
das Badezimmer
Room is always neuter
134
1st Floor
der erster (1) Stock
Most one-syllable words
135
Office / Study
das Arbeitszimmer
Room is always neuter
136
Elevator
der Aufzug
Ends with 'zug' which is
a one-syllable words
137
House
das Haus
* we both live in the house
138
Basement
der Keller
Ends in -er
139
Terrace
die Terrasse
Ends in -e
140
Door
die Tür
* doors are open for a lady
141
Garden
der Garten
* garden boy
142
Garage
die Garage
Ends with -e
143
Window
das Fenster
* we look out the winder
144
Balcony
der Balkon
* craig wants a balcony view
145
Printer
der Drucker
* craig wants to buy ink for the printer
146
Electricity
der Strom
Most one-syllable words
die Elektrizität
Ends with -tät
147
Garbage
der Müll
Most one-syllable words
148
Light
das Licht
* we all turn on the light
149
Shower
die Dusche
Ends with -e
* susan cleans the shower
150
Heating
die Heizung
Ends with -ung
* women are always cold
151
Appointment
der Termin
* craig loves making appointments
152
Break (on a break)
die Pause
Ends with -e
153
Breakfast
das Frühstück
* we all eat breakfast
154
Hairdryer
der Föhn
Most one-syllable words
155
Airconditioner
die Klimaanlage
Ends with -e
156
Coffee
der Kaffee
* craig loves coffee
157
Bag
die Tasche
Ends with -e
* woman have handbags
158
Pharmacy
die Apotheke
Ends with -e
* the granny goes to get her meds from the pharmacy
159
Practice (medical)
die Praxis
* the granny gets her prescription at the medical practice
160
Medicine
das Medikament
Ends with -ment
* everyone needs medicine
161
Cough
der Husten
* man flu
162
Policeman
der Polizist
Ends with -ist
Male gender profession
163
Sniff
der Schnupfen
* man flu
164
Fever
das Fieber
* everyone gets a fever
165
Pain
das Schmerz
* man flu
166
Eye
das Auge
* 2 of them
167
Nose
die Nase
Ends with -e
168
Finger
der Finger
Ends with -er
169
Hand
die Hand
* engagement ring on her finger
170
Arm
der Arm
Most one-syllable words
* his arm is strong
171
Hips
die Hüfte
Ends with -e
* her hips don't lie
172
Knee
das Knie
* 2 of them
173
Head
der Kopf
Most one-syllable words
* men are hard headed
174
Ear
das Ohr
* 2 of them
175
Mouth
der Mund
* people listen when men speak
176
Neck / Throat
der Hals
Most one-syllable words
* men want strong looking necks
177
Breast / Chest
die Brust
* her breasts
178
Belly
der Bauch
* beer belly
179
Leg
das Bein
* 2 of them
180
Foot
der Fuß
Most one-syllable words
* men play football
181
Lips
die Lippe
Ends with -e
* women wear lipstick
182
Teeth
der Zahn
Most one-syllable words
* craigs teeth are in better condition than susans
183
Back (body part)
der Rücken
* men hurt their backs doing silly things
184
Toe
der Zeh
Most one-syllable words
* men stub their toes on their hobbit feet
185
Common cold
die Erkältung
Ends with -ung
* women get this, men get man flu
186
Prescription
das Rezept
* everyone gets a prescription (also means recipe?)
187
Beard
der Bard
* men have them
