Der Die Das Flashcards
Wood
das Holz
* Chemical element kinda
Plastic
das Plastik
Chemical element
Metal
das Metall
Most metals
Glass
das Glas
* Chemical element kinda
Rubber
das Gummi
* Chemical element kinda
Cork
der Kork
Most one-syllable words
Leather
das Leder
* Made of any sex of cattle
Fabric
der Stoff
Most one-syllable words
Silk
die Seide
Ends with -e
Demin
der Jeansstoff
Ends with “stoff” which is a one-syllable word
Wool
die Wolle
Ends with -e
Stone
der Stein
Most one-syllable words
Brick
der Backstein
Ends with “stein” which is a one-syllable word
Clay
der Ton
Most one-syllable words
Concrete
der Beton
* Men make stuff out of concrete
Silver
das Silber
Most metals
Gold
das Gold
Most metals
Bread
das Brot
* everyone loves bread
Salad
der Salat
* opposite of pizza
Milk
die Milch
* girl cows make milk
Cheese
der Käse
* boys cut the cheese (fart)
Meat
das Fleisch
* meat in general
Vegetables
das Gemüse
Most words starting with ge-
* veg in general
Fruit
das Obst
* fruit in general
Soup
die Suppe
Ends with -e
Fish
der Fisch
Most one-syllable words
Rice
der Reis
Most one-syllable words
Butter
die Butter
* kaylee made butter
Cake / Pie
der Kuchen
* craig loves cake
Yogurt
der Joghurt
* craigs morning breakfast yogurt
Egg
das Ei
* we have eggs for weekend breakfast
Onion
die Zwiebel
* women cry a lot
Lemon
die Zitrone
Ends with -e
Ice Cream
das Eis
* we have ice cream every night for dessert
Carpet
der Teppich
Ends with -ich
Elephant
der Elefant
Ends with -ant
Chair
der Stuhl
Most one-syllable words
Table
der Tisch
Most one-syllable words
Wardrobe
der Schrank
* craigs clothes are kept neater than mine
Shelf
das Regal
* our pictures are on the shelf
Mirror
der Spiegel
* craig hogs the mirror when we’re both in the bathroom
Picture
das Bild
*we are both in our pictures
Dresser
die Kommode
Ends with -e
Bed
das Bett
Ends with -ett
Sofa
das Sofa
* sofa is comfy for everyone
Couch
die Couch
* couch is hard and ladies must sit upright to be comfortable
Lamp
die Lampe
Ends with -e
Fridge
der Kühlschrank
Schrank is masculine
* craig cant tetris the fridge very well
Pen
der Stift
* phallic
Clock
die Uhr
* susan always watches the time
Backpack
der Rucksack
* rucksack is a manly word
Bottle
die Flasche
Ends with -e
Book
das Buch
* book in general
Cellphone
das Handy
* cellphone in general
Key
der Schlüssel
* phallic
Sweater
der Pullover
Ends with -er
Laptop
der Laptop
* only men should do coding
Computer
der Computer
Ends with -er
* only men should do coding
Camera
die Kamera
* our wedding photographer was a female
Potato
die Kartoffel
* women peel the potatoes
Hobby
das Hobby
* everyone has a hobby
Leisure time
die Freizeit
* women get a special holiday just for them
Football
der Fußball
* men play football
Sports
der Sport
* men play sport
Monday
der Montag
Days of the week
Tuesday
der Dienstag
Days of the week
Wednesday
der Mittwoch
Days of the week
Thursday
der Donnerstag
Days of the week
Friday
der Freitag
Days of the week
Saturday
der Samstag
Days of the week
Sunday
der Sonntag
Days of the week
Day
der Tag
Days of the week
Week
die Woche
Ends with an -e
* not a day of the week but the whole week >.>
Weekend
das Wochenende
* everyone enjoys their weekend
Work day
der Werktag
Days of the week
Morning
der Morgen
Period of time of the day
Noon
der Mittag
Period of time of the day
Evening
der Abend
Period of time of the day
Night
die Nacht
Night is feminine
Marketplace
der Marktplatz
* all the scammers are male
Park
der Park
* male flasher in the park
Club
der Club / Klub
* men stand in line for the club
Bar
die Bar
* ladies get in and sit by the bar
Coffee Shop
das Café
* we both go to the cafe for some cake
Restaurant
das Restaurant
* we both go to the restaurant
Theatre
das Kino
Ends with -o
* we both go to the movie theatre
Museum
das Museum
Ends with -um
* we both go to the museum
Car
das Auto
Ends with -o
* car in general
Motorbike
das Motorrad
* motorbike in general
Bus
der Bus / der Linienbus
* big transport is male
Train
der Zug
Most one-syllable words
* big transport is male
Subway
die U-Bahn
* big transport is male except for -bahn
Tram
die StraßenBahn
* big transport is male except for -bahn
Airplane
das Flugzeug
* male pilots and female air-hostesses
Truck
der Lkw
* big transport is male
Airport
der Flughafen
* big transport is male
Taxi
das Taxi
* not big transport and everyone uses a taxi
Coach Bus
der Reisebus
* big transport is male
Station / Stop
die Haltestelle
Ends with -e
* fancier word than Halt so its a lady
Stop
der Halt
Most one-syllable words
* less fancier word than Haltestelle so its a man
Car Rental
der Mietwagen
* meat wagon for mens bits
Drivers license
der Führerschein
* men are ‘better’ drivers
Destination
das Ziel
* we all go to the destination together
Trip / Ride/ Journey
die Fahrt
* women complain during the trip about mens driving
Season
die Jahreszeit
* mother nature controls the male seasons
Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall
der Frühling, Sommer, Winter, Herbst
The names of seasons
Sun
die Sonne
Ends with -e
* women like to sun tan
Rain
der Regen
Precipitation types
Snow
der Schnee
Precipitation types
Fog/Mist
der Nebel
Precipitation types
Wind
der Wind
Precipitation types
Storm
der Sturm
Precipitation types
Thunderstorm
das Gewitter
Most words starting with ge-
Lightning
der Blitz
Precipitation types
Thunder
der Donner
Precipitation types
Ends with -er
die E-mail
* fe-male
Letter
der Brief
* men wear briefs ;)
Movie
der Film
* male directors are better known
House
das Haus
* our house we share
Car rental company
die Autovermietung
Ends with -ung
ATM
der Geldautomat
* men draw the money from ATM to pay hooker
Church
die Kirche
Ends with -e
* all the grannies go to church
Bank
die Bank
* all the grannies take money from the bank
Hospital
das Krankenhaus
* male doctors and female nurses work here
Post Office
die Post
* all the grannies post money to the church
Police Station
die Polizei
Ends with -ei
* all the grannies report their money was a church scam
Petrol Station
die Tankstelle
Ends with -e
* all the grannies stop at the petrol station before going to church
Train Station / Main Train Station
der Bahnhof / Hauptbahnhof
* big transport is male
Bedroom
das Schlafzimmer
Room is always neuter
Livingroom
das Wohnzimmer
Room is always neuter
Ground Floor
das Erdgeschoss
Room is always neuter
Kitchen
die Küche
Ends with -e
* a woman’s places is in the kitchen
Bathroom
das Badezimmer
Room is always neuter
1st Floor
der erster (1) Stock
Most one-syllable words
Office / Study
das Arbeitszimmer
Room is always neuter
Elevator
der Aufzug
Ends with ‘zug’ which is
a one-syllable words
House
das Haus
* we both live in the house
Basement
der Keller
Ends in -er
Terrace
die Terrasse
Ends in -e
Door
die Tür
* doors are open for a lady
Garden
der Garten
* garden boy
Garage
die Garage
Ends with -e
Window
das Fenster
* we look out the winder
Balcony
der Balkon
* craig wants a balcony view
Printer
der Drucker
* craig wants to buy ink for the printer
Electricity
der Strom
Most one-syllable words
die Elektrizität
Ends with -tät
Garbage
der Müll
Most one-syllable words
Light
das Licht
* we all turn on the light
Shower
die Dusche
Ends with -e
* susan cleans the shower
Heating
die Heizung
Ends with -ung
* women are always cold
Appointment
der Termin
* craig loves making appointments
Break (on a break)
die Pause
Ends with -e
Breakfast
das Frühstück
* we all eat breakfast
Hairdryer
der Föhn
Most one-syllable words
Airconditioner
die Klimaanlage
Ends with -e
Coffee
der Kaffee
* craig loves coffee
Bag
die Tasche
Ends with -e
* woman have handbags
Pharmacy
die Apotheke
Ends with -e
* the granny goes to get her meds from the pharmacy
Practice (medical)
die Praxis
* the granny gets her prescription at the medical practice
Medicine
das Medikament
Ends with -ment
* everyone needs medicine
Cough
der Husten
* man flu
Policeman
der Polizist
Ends with -ist
Male gender profession
Sniff
der Schnupfen
* man flu
Fever
das Fieber
* everyone gets a fever
Pain
das Schmerz
* man flu
Eye
das Auge
* 2 of them
Nose
die Nase
Ends with -e
Finger
der Finger
Ends with -er
Hand
die Hand
* engagement ring on her finger
Arm
der Arm
Most one-syllable words
* his arm is strong
Hips
die Hüfte
Ends with -e
* her hips don’t lie
Knee
das Knie
* 2 of them
Head
der Kopf
Most one-syllable words
* men are hard headed
Ear
das Ohr
* 2 of them
Mouth
der Mund
* people listen when men speak
Neck / Throat
der Hals
Most one-syllable words
* men want strong looking necks
Breast / Chest
die Brust
* her breasts
Belly
der Bauch
* beer belly
Leg
das Bein
* 2 of them
Foot
der Fuß
Most one-syllable words
* men play football
Lips
die Lippe
Ends with -e
* women wear lipstick
Teeth
der Zahn
Most one-syllable words
* craigs teeth are in better condition than susans
Back (body part)
der Rücken
* men hurt their backs doing silly things
Toe
der Zeh
Most one-syllable words
* men stub their toes on their hobbit feet
Common cold
die Erkältung
Ends with -ung
* women get this, men get man flu
Prescription
das Rezept
* everyone gets a prescription (also means recipe?)
Beard
der Bard
* men have them