Dad Jokes

Question 1

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Answer 1

Nevermind it’s tearable.

Question 2

Why did the cookie cry?

Answer 2

Because his father was a wafer so long!

Question 3

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

Answer 3

A waist of time.

Question 4

How do you organize an outer space party?

Answer 4

You planet.

Question 5

I read a book on anti-gravity.

Answer 5

I couldn’t put it down.

Question 6

I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang

Answer 6

but it came back to me.

Question 7

What did the alien say to the pitcher of water?

Answer 7

Take me to your liter.

Question 8

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer 8

gummy bear.

Question 9

Why didn’t the lion win the race?

Answer 9

Because he was racing a cheetah.

Question 10

What kind of car does a sheep drive?

Answer 10

Their SuBAHHru.

Question 11

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Answer 11

Then it hit me.

Question 12

I owe a lot to the sidewalks.

Answer 12

They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.

Question 13

Why is a skeleton a bad liar?

Answer 13

You can see right through it.

Question 14

I got a master’s degree in being ignored;

Answer 14

no one seems to care.

Question 15

How does a penguin build its house?

Answer 15

Igloos it together.

Question 16

Time flies like an arrow.

Answer 16

Fruit flies like a banana.

Question 17

One hat says to the other,

Answer 17

“You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”

Question 18

When does a farmer dance?

Answer 18

When he drops the beet.

Question 19

Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.

Answer 19

It was otter chaos.

Question 20

You know why I like egg puns?

Answer 20

They crack me up!