Dad jokes Flashcards
Groans
1
Q
Why do nurses carry red pens?
A
To draw blood.
2
Q
My math teacher asked: “If you have 5 bottles in 1 hand and 6 bottles in the other hand, what do you have?”
A
A drinking problems.
3
Q
Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
A
They were cooked in Greece.
4
Q
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
A
Nobody knows.
5
Q
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
A
I’ll let you know
6
Q
Did you know that’s a popular cemetery?
A
Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
7
Q
MOM: “How do I look?”
A
DAD: “With your eyes.”
8
Q
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store
A
does that make you an iWitness?
