Dad jokes Flashcards
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake
What do you call a Latino who lost his car?
Carlos
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The dark web
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Nobody nose
Have you ever heard of a shovel?
It was a groundbreaking invention
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
What do you call a cute door?
A-door-able
How do trees get online?
They log in
Why did the bike fall?
Because it was two tired
Why did the orange go blind?
Because he was low on vitamin C
I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates
Can February March?
No, but April May
I could tell you a joke about pizza
But it’s a little cheesy
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?
The Exterminator
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
How do celebrities stay cool?
Because they have many fans
