Dad jokes

Question 1

What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?

Answer 1

Nacho cheese

Question 2

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer 2

A gummy bear

Question 3

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

Answer 3

A milkshake

Question 4

What do you call a Latino who lost his car?

Answer 4

Carlos

Question 5

Where do spiders commit crimes?

Answer 5

The dark web

Question 6

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Answer 6

Nobody nose

Question 7

Have you ever heard of a shovel?

Answer 7

It was a groundbreaking invention

Question 8

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

Answer 8

A palm tree

Question 9

What do you call a cute door?

Answer 9

A-door-able

Question 10

How do trees get online?

Answer 10

They log in

Question 11

Why did the bike fall?

Answer 11

Because it was two tired

Question 12

Why did the orange go blind?

Answer 12

Because he was low on vitamin C

Question 13

I’m on a seafood diet.

Answer 13

I see food and I eat it

Question 14

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Answer 14

Prime mates

Question 15

Can February March?

Answer 15

No, but April May

Question 16

I could tell you a joke about pizza

Answer 16

But it’s a little cheesy

Question 17

What do you call a fake noodle?

Answer 17

An impasta

Question 18

What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?

Answer 18

The Exterminator

Question 19

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Answer 19

Because he Neverlands

Question 20

How do celebrities stay cool?

Answer 20

Because they have many fans