Crazy Thoughts Flashcards

1
Q

Is your mum fat

A

No, she’s too big for human words
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2
Q

If the sky has a rainbow, is the sky gay

A

No, because you aren’t the sky
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3
Q

What would happen if littering was illegal?

A

Your mum would be arrested after you were born

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4
Q

Did you call from heaven?

A

Yes, you must have fallen on your face

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