COMEDY - "SLOW SHOPPER"

Question 1

B: Yes!

Answer 1

B: No way…

Question 2

SS: So, you’re saying it relieves itching, but it doesn’t kill the fungus.

Answer 2

C: What does it say on the back of the box?

Question 3

S: It doesn’t say if it kills the fungus or not. It just says it relieves the itching.

Answer 3

C: Perhaps you would like to come back tomorrow when the pharmacist is on duty?

Question 4

S: If I purchase this, then the pharmacist tells me I need something else, could I return this?

Answer 4

C: If it hasn’t been used.

Question 5

S: Why would I purchase this and not use it?

Answer 5

B: Could you ring this up along with his…ointment?

Question 6

B: Merry Christmas.

Answer 6

S: I would like to return this. It has not been used.