Comedies Flashcards
I’ve actually turned up.
turned up = appear
So we’ve got all the pedigrees for miles around. A big passing-out parade.
passing-out = graduation from a military course
Do you like being carried around by elderly homosexuals?
elderly = old
I don’t care about the backlash.
backlash = reaction, retaliation, repercussion, response
My girlfriend, Jane, she worries, so I wind her up.
wind somebody up = annoy and upset
They release more presenters, I take my pick
take my pick = choose
“You’re hunting lions”, - “No, we’re not. Look lions? we’ll get fucking mashed!”
mashed = crashed
Even on the day, on the way to the red carpet, in the limo.
limo = limousine
people going, “It was transphobic.” It wasn’t transphobic in the slightest.
sligh = insult
A celebrity kiling someone in their car, running home and popping on a dress.
popping on = putting on (clothing) quickly
It was clickbait, I rose to the bait.
bait = food on a hook to catch fish with a rod
They tweeted a different headline, and they @-ed me in.
@-ed = mention on twitter
I found out my crime, was that I dead-named her.
dead name = a name that was used in the past for a trans person.
He was on telly all the time, you know?
telly = television
All right, Bruce Jenner, how you doing, you fucker? You big old lunk.
lunk = stupid, awkward
They tweeted that and @-ed me in, because they want a celebrity feud.
feud = an argument
But you should have left your shot puts outside.
shot puts = a heavy metal sphere used in athleticism
I’m a medical man. You’re a big bloke.
bloke = a man.
You would have a big old… cock and.. balls. They’re beautiful. Bit familiar, innit?
innit = short form of isn’t it.
I’m not a bigot who thinks having all that done is science going too far.
bigot = a person with strong beliefs who doesn’t like persons who have another beliefs
I’m halfway there. I’m short, with short legs and long arms. I stoop.
stoop = bend forwards and down.
I’m not a doctor! but that is… the gist of it.
the gist = the main piece of information.
You’ve gotta learn. Stop crying. Any more grizzling and this party’s cancelled.
grizzling = weeping and moaning.
If I say I’m a chimp. I am a chimp. Pre-op.
Pre-op = short for pre operatory
We’ll be all in love. Maybe matching jumpers.
jumpers = sweaters
That’s why the skull is in parts and supple.
supple = flexible, not stiff
Then we go on gestating outside the womb.
womb = uterus
A giraffe is walking along. It goes, “I’m proper pregnant.” Right?
proper = real, satisfactory, suitable or correct.
My school was on my street and I ran there every day, so I didn’t get mugged or molested.
mugged = to attack a person and steal their money.
I saw a knife once in Hampstead. It was a palette knife.
palette knife = a rounded end, knife used to mix paint together.
Just a bloke, oil painting, Broad daylight, no-one gobbing on it
gobbing on = spit
And there’s no one calling him bender
bender = insult (gay)
One thing kept cropping up, even as I prepared for this tour.
cropping up = happening, appearing unexpectadly
He’s out of touch. He’s rich. He’s mega rich.
out of touch = not informed, don’t have the same ideas
How can he say things that relate to ordinary scum.
scum = rubbish and waste
But even the papers, they try and get around to it.
get around to something = do something you have been intending to do
Do you know how much a pint of milk is?
pint = 1/2 liter
Next time a journalist asks me, I’ll say, “I don’t know. But there’s a grand. Runa and get me one.”
grand = 1.000 dollars
Another question I always get, particularly with the posh Sundays.
posh = expensive and with high quality.
They are doing a profile piece, and yet, they’re still trying to alienate you.
profile piece = one journalist article describing the life of public figure.
Kids are scroungers. Aren’t they? I mean, from day one, it’s all “me, me, me”
scrounger = someone who tries to get things asking instead of working to buy them.
