Columbian Golds Flashcards
1
Q
It’s just sometimes I feel guilty.
A
Ha ha ha. I used to feel the saaaaame way.
2
Q
How did you get over the guilt and shame?
A
It was easy!
3
Q
Booze?
A
I won’t lie the liquor does help.
4
Q
Honestly?
A
Absolutely not!
5
Q
Well what Ken?
A
I discovered Colombian gold cigarettes.
6
Q
How can a cigarette make me less light in the loafers?
A
I’ll let you on a little secret. Colombian golds are chopped full of vitamins, minerals and specially imported Peruvian frisky flakes.
7
Q
As musky as the Florida glades.
A
That’s the patented power crystals working their magic. You’ll still be a confirmed bachelor, you just might get into more bar fights over sports scores.
8
Q
Taxes to file
A
That’s my man!
9
Q
And now a message from Colombian gold cigarettes
A
What’s wrong ken? Didn’t you have a good time?
