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GUY. So nice to meet you.
PEARL. Likewise! Julia’s told me all about you.
GUY. You’ve been friends for a while, right?
PEARL. Yeah, a really long time.
GUY. How’d you meet again?
PEARL. We played youth soccer when we were, like, eight. And let me tell you: it was intense. Seriously, Julia is my favorite. And she’s got great taste, so when she told me about you, I was definitely on board.
GUY. That’s—great…
PEARL. No, really, I’ve been looking forward to this for a while.
GUY. I’m flattered.
PEARL. You hungry? I’m about ready.
GUY. I’m pretty hungry—you know, I can see that you’re stealing. You don’t have to play it off like you’re not.
PEARL. What are you talking about?
GUY. I’m sitting right here— You just stole that plate.
PEARL. Wow, that’s a cruel accusation.
GUY. Accusation? I’m watching you steal those sugar packets right now. You really think I don’t notice.
PEARL. Look, I don’t know what your problem is with me as a person, but this is really insulting. I’d better go.
GUY. Wait. Listen: if you’ll stop stealing things, I won’t get on your case. Okay?
PEARL. Okay…
GUY. Yeah?
PEARL. Yeah…
When is the FORK stolen?
GUY. You’ve been friends for a while, right?
When are the rest of the UTENSILS stolen?
GUY. How’d you meet again?
When is the NAPKIN stolen?
PEARL. We played youth soccer when we were, like, eight. And let me tell you: it was intense. (HERE) Seriously, Julia is my favorite. And she’s got great taste, so when she told me about you, I was definitely on board.
When is the GLASS and FLOWER stolen?
GUY. That’s—great…
(POUR CONTENTS OF GLASS INTO VASE, POCKET GLASS)
PEARL. No, really, I’ve been looking forward to this for a while.
(POCKET FLOWER, BEHIND EAR?)
GUY. I’m flattered.
PEARL. You hungry? I’m about ready.
When is the MENU stolen?
GUY. I’m pretty hungry—you know, I can see that you’re stealing. You don’t have to play it off like you’re not.
When is the PLATE stolen?
GUY. I’m sitting right here— You just stole that plate.
When is the SUGAR HOLDER stolen?
GUY. Accusation? I’m watching you steal those sugar packets right now. You really think I don’t notice.
When is the TABLECLOTH and CHAIR stolen?
GUY. Great. So where are you from—?
