Character Drill Flashcards
Moses
Exodus 34:8
Moses is in a haste as part of a tremendous mass exodus, to save himself he guilds on to a tree and hangs there for such a long time that he gets sore, his muscles stop holding and and he falls right into the arms of a maid.
Adam
1 chronicles 1:1
Adam steels the wheelchair from one chronic eel and says to Eva to woman: here one for you, and one for me
Paul
Romans 1:1
Paul is under Roman trial and he says it again: Jesus is Gods son. Jesus is God’s son.
Sarah
Romans 9:9
A Roman soldier is in the Sahara desert and is extremely thirsty he says I need my wine, I need my wine.
Jesús
John 2:11
Jesus takes of his shoe and walks into the water to John the Baptist. He hears the father say: son! Son!
Peter
1 Peter 1:1
Ananias
Acts 5:5
Ananias is perplex over Paul seeing again, but he want to make sure and brings an axe close to his face. Paul jump back. Ananias can’t stop dancing a jive joyful over Paul being able to see again
James
James 1:1
Job
Job 1:1
Steve Jobs sits in the land of IOS and looks at the business reports stating he ranks nr. 1 in everything
Lazarus
John 11:11
To wake up a dead Lazarus this can only be done by God´ son, son, son, son!!!
Nicodemus
John 3:1
John the Baptist´s super cool Nikes get wet while he baptizes so he hangs them over a tree to dry, stops and returns to the son
Judas
Matthew 1:2
A Jew stands on the doormat and is surprised when the son opens for him, he stops and decides to become brand new
Abraham
Matthew 1:2
Seth
Genesis 5:7
Seth also gets a traffic ticket from Gen’s Sis for a drive that was 7 miles over the speed limit
Abel
Genesis 4:4
Seth is able to escape the Gen’s Sis by breaking through the police door and then through his door back into his car and rushes off
Jacob
Matthew 1:2
Noah
1 Chronicles 1:4
Noah needs to add a special ramp for his ark so that one chronic eel can board on his wheelchair but time is running out and he screams just run - I need to close the door
Ham
1 Chronicles 1:4
John
Revelation 1:1
Rebekah
Genesis 27:6
Gen’s Sis is still on traffic duty is shouting everybody to back up because cow (mooooo) needs to have an emergency landing from heaven. She places stop signs all around and grabs the light sticks to help the helicopter land
Luke
2 Timothy 4:11
A moth with 2 ties gets out of control and smashes against Luke’s door again. Luke steps out ready to fight again with his light saber screaming I will get you all one by one
Ishmael
Genesis 16:16
Born when Abram did 4x4
Shem
1 Chronicles 1:4
Esau
Malachi 1:3
The Zebra that thinks it’s a donkey took its kite to mail, but got blinded by the sun, came off the path and the kite got stuck in a tree. He screams eeeeeeeee-sauuuuuuuu eeeeeesaaaaaauuuuuu
Terah
Joshua 24:2
Joshua had just rescued the judo mommy when the next adventure awaited: a crew of terror mice declared war, stopped them and took the, captive in a zoo.
Laban
Genesis 30:40
Gen’s Sis is measuring speeds and sees “la van” going from 30 to 40.
Amos
Amos 1:1
Cornelius
Acts 10:1
A hen is cutting corn with an ax having lots of fun
Isaac
Matthew 1:2
Cain
Génesis 4:5
Genesis 4:4 + 1