Chadwick Memorization

Question 1

Start scene 11

Answer 1

Okay. So how about this: a town populated only by tomatoes-

Question 2

Walter: Tomatoes.

Answer 2

Little tomato people. They are busily preparing for Christmas, but little do they know, the mean tomato who lives at the top of the mountain is planning to steal Christmas this year.

Question 3

Walter: you are describing the grinch

Answer 3

But with tomatoes!

Question 4

Walter: … Where is Matthews?

Answer 4

He’s working a lead.

Question 5

Matthews: I got it!

Answer 5

You got it?

Question 6

Matthews: We got something better than an idea!

Answer 6

We got a book.

Question 7

Walter: Are you kidding? Christopher Smith was the greatest writer of Christmas stories who ever lived. When you think of Christmas you think of Chris Smith

Answer 7

So, you would be happy if we brought him in?

Question 8

Matthews Mr. Hobbs, I met this guy who deals in used furniture; high end stuff, from the homes of prominent dead writers. So, he recently acquired a desk once owned by one Christopher Smith.

Answer 8

And in this desk he finds a secret drawer-

Question 9

Matthews: -and in this secret drawer he finds a manuscript.

Answer 9

A lost Chris Smith Christmas story!

Question 10

Matthew’s: Isn’t it? The illustrations-

Answer 10

And the story will make you cry.

Question 11

Matthews: Careful. It’s the only copy.

Answer 11

Are you nuts? What if someone spills coffee on it? Make a copy!

Question 12

Walter: What?

Answer 12

It’s a small price to pay Mr. Hobbs…

Question 13

Walter: I don’t know. That’s a lot of money.

Answer 13

Mr. Hobbs, we’ve been trying to come up with an idea for a story but we got nothing.

Question 14

Matthews: We’re idiots!

Answer 14

And then this comes along: it’s a gift from god!

Question 15

Matthews: And god gets mad when you don’t accept his…

Answer 15

Or her!

Question 16

Walter: You have to work on Christmas Eve, tough luck, so do I. Get it through your heads, Greenway’s on his way and if he doesn’t buy our pitch, we’re all fired.

Answer 16

But we’ve been trying all night.

Question 17

Walter: I’m painfully aware of that! Just keep thinking.

Answer 17

What about this: a poor family of asparagus children, eagerly awaiting Santa but they’re self-conscious about the way their pee smells.

Question 18

Matthews: What a loser.

Answer 18

You should fire that guy.

Question 19

Greenway: I want to make it a horse instead of an elf.

Answer 19

You mean, a horse like-

Question 20

Matthews: Genius!

Answer 20

It’s outside the box.