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Gwendolyn: Hallo!
Cecily: Hallo
Gwen: I do hope we’re not late
Oscar: No, no. You timed it perfectly. Come on in. Er, Felix, I’d like you to meet two very good friends of mine, Gwendolyn and Cecily –
Cecily: (pointing out mistake) Cecily and Gwendolyn.
Oscar: Oh, yes. Cecily and Gwendolyn…er…Er…Don’t tell me…Robin? …No, no…Cardinal?
Gwen: Wrong both times. It’s Pigeon.
Oscar: Pigeon. Right. Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon.
Gwen: You don’t spell it like Walter Pidgeon, you spell it like ‘Coo Coo’ Pigeon.
Oscar: We’ll remember that if it comes up…Cecily and Gwendolyn, I’d like you to meet my roommate and our chef for the evening…Felix Unger.
Cecily: Heh d’yew dew?
Felix: How do you do? Gwen: Heh d'yew do? Felix: How do you do? (greeting Chaos) Oscar: Well, we did that beautifully...Why don't we sit down and make ourselves comfortable? (Seating chaos)
Cecily: This is ever so nice, isn’t it, Gwen?
Gwen: Lovely. and much nicer than our flat.
Oscar: Er, yes. I have a man who comes in every night.
Cecily: Well aren’t you the lucky one? girls laugh
Oscar: Well isn’t this nice…I was telling Felix Yesterday about how we happened to meet.
Gwen: Oh? …Who’s Felix?
Oscar: He is!
Gwen: Oh, yes, of course. I’m so sorry.
Cecily: You know, it happened to us again this morning.
Oscar: What did?
Gwen: Stuck in the elevator again.
Oscar: Really? Just the two of you?
Cecily: And poor old Mr. Kessler from the third floor. We were in there half an hour.
Oscar: No kidding? What happened?
Gwen: Nothing, much, i’m afraid. girls laugh
Oscar: Well, this really is nice.
Cecily: And ever so much cooler than our place.
Gwen: It’s like equatorial Africa on our side of the building.
Cecily: Last night it was so bad Gwen and I sat there in Nature’s Own cooling ourselves in front of the open frig. Can you imagine such a thing?
Oscar: Er..I’m working on it.
Gwen: Actually, it’s impossible to get a night’s sleep. Cec and I really don’t know what to do.
Oscar: why don’t you sleep with an air conditioner?
Gwen: We haven’t got one.
Oscar: I know. But we have.
Gwen: Oh you! I told you about that one, didn’t I, Cec?
Felix: They say it may rain Friday
Gwen: Oh?
Cecily: That should cool things off a bit.
Oscar: I wouldn’t be surprised.
Felix: Although sometimes it gets hotter after it rains.
Gwen: Yes, it does, doesn’t it?
Felix: Dinner is served!
Oscar: No it isn’t!
Felix: Yes it is!
Oscar: No it isn’t! I’m sure the girls would like a cocktail first. Wouldn’t you, girls?
Gwen: Well I certainly wouldn’t put up a struggle
Oscar: There you are. to Cecily What would you like?
Cecily: Oh, I really don’t know. What have you got?
Felix: London broil.
Oscar: She means to drink…We have everything, and what we don’t have, I mix in the medicine cabinet. What’ll it be?
Cecily: Oh…a double vodka.
Gwen: Cecily…not before dinner.
Cecily: My sister…She watches over me like a mother hen…make it a /small/ double vodka.
Oscar: A small double vodka! …and for the beautiful mother hen?
Gwen: Oh…I’d like something cool. I think I would like to have a double Drambuie with some crushed ice…unless you don’t have the crushed ice.
Oscar: I was up all night with a sledge hammer, I shall return.
Felix: Where are you going?
Oscar: To get refreshments
Felix: Inside? What’ll I do?
Oscar: You can finish the weather report.
Felix: Don’t forget to look at my meat!…Er…Oscar tells me you’re sisters.
Cecily: Yes. That’s right (looks at Gwen)
Felix: From England
Gwen: Yes. That’s right. (looks at Cec)
Felix: I see…We’re not brothers.
Cecily: Yes. We know.
Felix: Although, I am a brother. I have a brother who’s a doctor. He lives in Bufalo. that’s upstate in New York.
Gwen: Yes, We know.
Felix: You know my brother?
Gwen: No. We know that Buffalo is upstate in New York.
Felix: Oh! Lights Gwen’s cigarette
Cecily: We’ve been there! …Have you?
Felix: No! Is it nice?
Cecily: Lovely.
Felix: Isn’t that interesting. How long have you been in the USA?
Cecily: Almost four years now.
Felix: Uh-huh…just visiting?
Gwen: No! We live here.
Felix: And you work here too, do you?
Cecily: Yes. We’re secretaries for Slenderama.
Gwen: You know. The health club.
Cecily: People bring us their bodies and we do wonderful things with them.
Gwen: Actually, if you’re interested, we can get you ten percent off.
Cecily: Off the price, not your body.
Felix: Yes. I see. Oscar, where’s the drinks
Oscar: Coming! Coming!
Cecily: What field of endeavor are you engaged in?