C3

Question 1

F

My name’s not Smith.

Answer 1

*Character shift

Question 2

F

Something weird is going on here. You say I’m just an actor playing the part of a director?

Answer 2

So am I.

Question 3

B4

No, that’s a fake play. Who is directing the real play?

Answer 3

What do you mean the real play?

Question 4

TECHIE

Hey, that stinking Fresnel I’ve been trying to get you to replace for the last two weeks just burned up the last of the blue gels. Whaddya want me to do?

Answer 4

Why are you talking to me?

*Confused

Question 5

TECHIE

You’re the director aren’t you?

Answer 5

Oh, no. I’m just playing the part of the director in the second fake play.

Question 6

TECHIE

Second fake play?

Answer 6

Yes.

Question 7

B4

My name isn’t Brad. It’s Steve.

Answer 7

No it’s not. Your name is Bob. Steve is the character you play in the second play.

Question 8

B4

Oh. Right. I knew that. Thanks Scott.

Answer 8

My name isn’t Scott.

Question 9

B4

Oh. Uh… what is it?

Answer 9

Uuuummm… Carol?

*Flips through script

Question 10

E2

Does anyone know where I live?

Answer 10

*Flip through script

Question 11

E2

Anyone else?

Answer 11

You live at the State Hospital for the Criminally Insane where you were committed after shooting six people at the mall.

Question 12

H

You might call me that. I do indeed direct events. However, unlike your pathetic little playacting, my direction takes place in the realm of the real. I deal with lives, not parts.

Answer 12

Are you God?

Question 13

E3

Oh shut up already!

Answer 13

And lose the cheesy accent while you’re at it.