brothers grimm lines Flashcards

1
Q

enchantress: I vanish again!

girl: What a nice lady.

A

Hey there hot stuff— Oh wait, that’s me! ha ha haa

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girl: Are you a prince?

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—Of darkness! hahaha! Ooh that’s clever! Now, I happened to overhear your tale of misery and woe and I’m here to help ✨.

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girl: Well actually I just—

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Just sign this one contract and you shall conceive a daughter so beautiful she will be selected to be in a game show with 22 other attractive women competing for the love of—

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4
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girl: Done. (signs contract)

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MOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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5
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narrator 1: And just then…

Enchantress: I have returned

A

(enter stage left)
Your time is UP.

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6
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Girl: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

A

Your child!!! >:3
(start arguing with enchantress & rumpelstiltskin)

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7
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Rapunzel: This is why I’m in therapy!

Girl: Oh honey you’re not in therapy because of my deals, you’re in therapy because we’re terrible parents.

A

you heard what i said— WITCH.

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8
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rumpelstiltskin: SERIOUSLY? That’s how I die? I get my foot caught and break in half trying to get it out??

narrator 1: Yep.

A

HA HA

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9
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rapunzel: I’m not cleaning that up.

enchantress: now that that horrid little man is gone, i will take rapunzel!

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UM.. EXCUSE ME?? i’m the DEVIL. I’ve got more claim than some stupid little witch.

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10
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enchantress: ENCHANTRESS!

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whatever. WITCH.

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enchantress: That’s it, Let’s go!

A

OH YOU WANT SOME, huh??

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12
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rapunzel: mom, let’s get out of here!!

girl: quiet honey, I’m watching this. GO DEVIL!

enchantress: expelliarmus!

A

THATS A WITCH SPELL!

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13
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enchantress: fine i curse you!

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you know what, this is stupid. tell ya what, if you sign this contract here, i will let you take rapunzel.

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14
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enchantress: oh this seems legit.

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MOOA HAHAHAHA !! and i disappear i to a cloud of brimstone ! ✨

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15
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narrator 1: And the action is hot here in the Bass-master 1300, with me as always is chet dobray, the most exciting personality in fishing.

A

aYUP.

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16
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narrator 1: Chet, you’ve seen a lot of fishing action, can you give us a sense of the explosive display of fishing we’re about to witness today?

A

They’re gonna fish..

17
Q

narrator 1: and what kind of lures are they using out there?

A

looks like worms.. yup. definitely worms.

18
Q

narrator 1: and why would you use worms?

A

ain’t got nothin else.

19
Q

narrator 1: let’s watch the thrilling action!!

A

(stare at makoto)
…nothing happenin right now

right now she’s fishin.

still nothin happenin.

20
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narrator 1: and when would you expect something to happen, Chet?

A

right before she catches a fish.
..
like now.
(makoto tugs on the line)
looks like a big’un

21
Q

talking fish: please! if you let me live i’ll give you a wish!

narrator 1: and she appears to have caught a wish-granting fish, Chet.

A

aYup, those are bonus points. plus the wish part.

22
Q

narrator 1: what do you think she would wish for?

A

uhhhmm… i’m gonna say a burger. cuz those are tasty.

23
Q

narrator 1: let’s listen in!

fishergirl: i wish… for three more wishes.

narrator 1: oh! brilliant move!!

A

chet: that’s a good wish. I wish i would thoughta that when I caught one.

24
Q

talking fish: DONE! You still had one left!

A


DANG IT!!!

25
Q

talking fish: wait! how about two wishes?

fishergirl: okay.

narrator 1: wow! that took guts!

A

now i feel bad cuz i didn’t think of any of this.

26
Q

narrator 1: let’s see what the judge says.
~buzz~
Oooh..

A

good idea, though.

27
Q

narrator 1: which witch?

narrator 2: the witch which watched walt’s wish.

narrator 1: what?

narrator 2: watch.

A

it’s tough being a prince. i wish i was something else, like a frog!

28
Q

witch 2: done.

A

walt: yay! i’m a talking frog!!

dang it!!

29
Q

prince: what’s going on here?

snow white: i’m an emancipated princess and i’m here to take what i want: you.

A

hi, my name is walt and i haven’t appeared in this play yet but i have a big dramatic monologue here that’s three pages long and i can’t wait to—

30
Q

witch: i’m rising from the dead and cursing you.

A

. . . DANG IT

31
Q

girl: somehow i’m poor… Ah, the Devil, an Enchantress and a weird guy!

rumpelstiltskin: rumpelstiltskin… DANG IT (dies)

A

deal?

32
Q

girl: tough cause i already sold you to the devil and the enchantress and the weird guy!

enchantress: come along rapunzel i have a nice tower for you

A

you can have her as long as you sign this contract.

33
Q

enchantress: fine!

girl: bye!

prince: bye!

rapunzel: bye!

A

bye~

34
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narrator 1: and they lived. happily ever after.

narrator 2: and.

enchantress: i hope that contract i signed with the devil doesn’t have any repercussions

A

you’ll find out! 😉