brothers grimm lines

Question 1

enchantress: I vanish again!

girl: What a nice lady.

Answer 1

Hey there hot stuff— Oh wait, that’s me! ha ha haa

Question 2

girl: Are you a prince?

Answer 2

—Of darkness! hahaha! Ooh that’s clever! Now, I happened to overhear your tale of misery and woe and I’m here to help ✨.

Question 3

girl: Well actually I just—

Answer 3

Just sign this one contract and you shall conceive a daughter so beautiful she will be selected to be in a game show with 22 other attractive women competing for the love of—

Question 4

girl: Done. (signs contract)

Answer 4

MOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Question 5

narrator 1: And just then…

Enchantress: I have returned

Answer 5

(enter stage left)
Your time is UP.

Question 6

Girl: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Answer 6

Your child!!! >:3
(start arguing with enchantress & rumpelstiltskin)

Question 7

Rapunzel: This is why I’m in therapy!

Girl: Oh honey you’re not in therapy because of my deals, you’re in therapy because we’re terrible parents.

Answer 7

you heard what i said— WITCH.

Question 8

rumpelstiltskin: SERIOUSLY? That’s how I die? I get my foot caught and break in half trying to get it out??

narrator 1: Yep.

Answer 8

HA HA

Question 9

rapunzel: I’m not cleaning that up.

enchantress: now that that horrid little man is gone, i will take rapunzel!

Answer 9

UM.. EXCUSE ME?? i’m the DEVIL. I’ve got more claim than some stupid little witch.

Question 10

enchantress: ENCHANTRESS!

Answer 10

whatever. WITCH.

Question 11

enchantress: That’s it, Let’s go!

Answer 11

OH YOU WANT SOME, huh??

Question 12

rapunzel: mom, let’s get out of here!!

girl: quiet honey, I’m watching this. GO DEVIL!

enchantress: expelliarmus!

Answer 12

THATS A WITCH SPELL!

Question 13

enchantress: fine i curse you!

Answer 13

you know what, this is stupid. tell ya what, if you sign this contract here, i will let you take rapunzel.

Question 14

enchantress: oh this seems legit.

Answer 14

MOOA HAHAHAHA !! and i disappear i to a cloud of brimstone ! ✨

Question 15

narrator 1: And the action is hot here in the Bass-master 1300, with me as always is chet dobray, the most exciting personality in fishing.

Answer 15

aYUP.

Question 16

narrator 1: Chet, you’ve seen a lot of fishing action, can you give us a sense of the explosive display of fishing we’re about to witness today?

Answer 16

They’re gonna fish..

Question 17

narrator 1: and what kind of lures are they using out there?

Answer 17

looks like worms.. yup. definitely worms.

Question 18

narrator 1: and why would you use worms?

Answer 18

ain’t got nothin else.

Question 19

narrator 1: let’s watch the thrilling action!!

Answer 19

(stare at makoto)
…nothing happenin right now
…
right now she’s fishin.
…
still nothin happenin.

Question 20

narrator 1: and when would you expect something to happen, Chet?

Answer 20

right before she catches a fish.
..
like now.
(makoto tugs on the line)
looks like a big’un

Question 21

talking fish: please! if you let me live i’ll give you a wish!

…

narrator 1: and she appears to have caught a wish-granting fish, Chet.

Answer 21

aYup, those are bonus points. plus the wish part.

Question 22

narrator 1: what do you think she would wish for?

Answer 22

uhhhmm… i’m gonna say a burger. cuz those are tasty.

Question 23

narrator 1: let’s listen in!

fishergirl: i wish… for three more wishes.

narrator 1: oh! brilliant move!!

Answer 23

chet: that’s a good wish. I wish i would thoughta that when I caught one.

Question 24

talking fish: DONE! You still had one left!

Answer 24

…
DANG IT!!!

Question 25

talking fish: wait! how about two wishes? fishergirl: okay. narrator 1: wow! that took guts!

Answer 25

now i feel bad cuz i didn’t think of any of this.

Question 26

narrator 1: let’s see what the judge says. ~buzz~ Oooh..

Answer 26

good idea, though.

Question 27

narrator 1: which witch? narrator 2: the witch which watched walt’s wish. narrator 1: what? narrator 2: watch.

Answer 27

it’s tough being a prince. i wish i was something else, like a frog!

Question 28

witch 2: done.

Answer 28

walt: yay! i’m a talking frog!! … dang it!!

Question 29

prince: what’s going on here? snow white: i’m an emancipated princess and i’m here to take what i want: you.

Answer 29

hi, my name is walt and i haven’t appeared in this play yet but i have a big dramatic monologue here that’s three pages long and i can’t wait to—

Question 30

witch: i’m rising from the dead and cursing you.

Answer 30

. . . DANG IT

Question 31

girl: somehow i’m poor… Ah, the Devil, an Enchantress and a weird guy! rumpelstiltskin: rumpelstiltskin… DANG IT (dies)

Answer 31

deal?

Question 32

girl: tough cause i already sold you to the devil and the enchantress and the weird guy! enchantress: come along rapunzel i have a nice tower for you

Answer 32

you can have her as long as you sign this contract.

Question 33

enchantress: fine! girl: bye! prince: bye! rapunzel: bye!

Answer 33

bye~

Question 34

narrator 1: and they lived. happily ever after. narrator 2: and. enchantress: i hope that contract i signed with the devil doesn’t have any repercussions

Answer 34

you’ll find out! 😉