brothers grimm lines Flashcards
enchantress: I vanish again!
girl: What a nice lady.
Hey there hot stuff— Oh wait, that’s me! ha ha haa
girl: Are you a prince?
—Of darkness! hahaha! Ooh that’s clever! Now, I happened to overhear your tale of misery and woe and I’m here to help ✨.
girl: Well actually I just—
Just sign this one contract and you shall conceive a daughter so beautiful she will be selected to be in a game show with 22 other attractive women competing for the love of—
girl: Done. (signs contract)
MOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
narrator 1: And just then…
Enchantress: I have returned
(enter stage left)
Your time is UP.
Girl: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Your child!!! >:3
(start arguing with enchantress & rumpelstiltskin)
Rapunzel: This is why I’m in therapy!
Girl: Oh honey you’re not in therapy because of my deals, you’re in therapy because we’re terrible parents.
you heard what i said— WITCH.
rumpelstiltskin: SERIOUSLY? That’s how I die? I get my foot caught and break in half trying to get it out??
narrator 1: Yep.
HA HA
rapunzel: I’m not cleaning that up.
enchantress: now that that horrid little man is gone, i will take rapunzel!
UM.. EXCUSE ME?? i’m the DEVIL. I’ve got more claim than some stupid little witch.
enchantress: ENCHANTRESS!
whatever. WITCH.
enchantress: That’s it, Let’s go!
OH YOU WANT SOME, huh??
rapunzel: mom, let’s get out of here!!
girl: quiet honey, I’m watching this. GO DEVIL!
enchantress: expelliarmus!
THATS A WITCH SPELL!
enchantress: fine i curse you!
you know what, this is stupid. tell ya what, if you sign this contract here, i will let you take rapunzel.
enchantress: oh this seems legit.
MOOA HAHAHAHA !! and i disappear i to a cloud of brimstone ! ✨
narrator 1: And the action is hot here in the Bass-master 1300, with me as always is chet dobray, the most exciting personality in fishing.
aYUP.