Boom! Roasted Flashcards
1
Q
You’re 6’11’, and you weigh 90 pounds, Gumby has a better body than you
A
Jim
2
Q
You’re a kiss ass
A
Dwight
3
Q
You failed art school
A
Pam
4
Q
You slept with so many guys you’re starting to look like one
A
Meredith
5
Q
I can’t decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke
A
Kevin
6
Q
Your teeth called, and your breath stinks
A
Creed
7
Q
There you are, I didn’t see you behind that grain of rice
A
Angela
8
Q
You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks
A
Stanley
9
Q
You’re gay
A
Oscar
10
Q
Cornell called, and they think you suck! And you’re gayer than Oscar
A
Andy
