Beat 10 Flashcards
I hate it when people bring weapons into my shop.
How did you get Daddy’s gun away from him?
You see our backyard is full of fruit trees…
Which are full of birds. Daddy’s been trying to frighten the birds out of the trees by making loud noises. I didn’t want the guests at my reception to spend all night dodging bird doo.
All I know is my poor animal has to be sedated. He has a condition.
Are you sure that’s true? Rhett is a very old dog.
Whitney black is a moron. I’m not even sure he has opposable thumbs.
Miss ousier, Daddy is not trying to drive you crazy. He’s just trying to make my reception nice. His hearts in the right place.
His colors good. His skin is real pink.
I know for a fact there will be no more gunshots. So why don’t you relax miss Ousier? Have some coffee.
Of course they can.
You are so brave.
I’m totally alone. Checks are bouncing everywhere. Everything is going wrong. I keep asking myself, why me?
We are awful. We are all hateful, awful people. Here all we’ve been talking about is weddings and psychotic animals. We’ve been tearing you up inside haven’t we? I can’t tell you how sorry I am. And you’ve had such a terrible time. Sometimes we don’t know how lucky we are.
What can we do to help?
I know one thing I can do. Tonight, you are going to drop by my house and have some bleeding armadillo grooms cake. It’s going to be a great party.
Oh I couldn’t. I get real emotional sometimes…
I can’t stand the thought of someone being unhappy or alone tonight. And if you feel yourself start getting sad, just watch my husband dance. It’s very funny.
But I don’t have anything to wear.
No problem. I’ll bet I have something that’ll do. I’ll call the house.
