Be More Chill

Question 1

Chloe: oh my god, he was like, getting off on that Jeremy bumps into Rich

Answer 1

Yo, don’t touch me Tall-ass!

Question 2

Jeremy: Sorry, I was just… trying to get to my…

Answer 2

Writes something on backpack w marker You wash that off, you’re dead. Jakey D! what’s the story with Madeline?

Question 3

Jeremy: ILL DO THE SAME / I GRAB THE PEN, I WRITE MY NAME

Answer 3

Gay! haha!

Question 4

…THAT CHRISTIKKE IS AWARE I’M ALIVE scene change to bathroom

Answer 4

I told you not to wash that off.

Question 5

Jeremy: where’s my homework?

Answer 5

I’m talking to you, tall-ass!

Question 6

Jeremy: why do you keep calling me that? I’m not even that tall!

Answer 6

go to urinal you could be, if you weren’t hunched over and scared all the time. the only thing more pathetic is the way you’re sneaking of to a stall to get away from me. Stall’s for girls. You a girl, Jeremy?

Question 7

Jeremy: How can you talk to people while youre… Y’know..

Answer 7

Confidence

Question 8

Jeremy: You might wanna.. watch the floor…

Answer 8

twitches

Question 9

Jeremy: Uh… I just remembered I don’t have to pee after all–

Answer 9

Don’t move.

Question 10

Jeremy: what? that’s not even possible.

Answer 10

Shut up, tall-ass!… Sorry, old habbits. Look, I apologize for treating you like human garbage all the time I only did it ‘cuz my squip said I had to, But now it’s saying you’re not a bad guy. that you might want a squip of your own. ‘Course, if you’re not interested…

Question 11

YEAH, WHEN YOU BUY A SQUIP

Answer 11

I got a hook-up, this guy works as payless shoes at the menlo park mall. it’s six hundred

Question 12

Jeremy: Dollars?

Answer 12

It’s worth it. bring the money on monday. you’ll see. starts to exit

Question 13

Jeremy: aren’t you gonna wash your hands?

Answer 13

RICH: aw, man, Jeremy. you know what you need?

Question 14

NOW THAT SOMEONE’S HELPING ME OUT J arrives @ school

Answer 14

Yo, tall-ass. Where’s my money?

Question 15

Squip: Up down left right A

Answer 15

Jolts You got one!

Question 16

J: sorry I meant to go through you but– don’t hit me!

Answer 16

Jeremy! This is awesome! I mean, I coulda used the money. Things are kinda rough at home if you know what I’m sayin’

Question 17

J: Yeah…my dad…drinks too?

Answer 17

Yo, fucking dads, right?! He usually passes out by nine, you should come over, play x-box. You know, with a squip, the only controller you need…is your mind? exit

Question 18

CHLOE: I GOT A FLASK

Answer 18

I STOLE MY BROTHER’S JASON MASK AND I DON’T HAVE A MACHETE BUT A LOAF OF BREAD WILL DOOOO

Question 19

J, Brooke: EVERYBODY’S LIKE “SUP”

Answer 19

YO MAN, SUP?!

Question 20

JAKE, BROOK, CHLOE: LOOK HOW MANY DRINK’S I’VE DOWNED

Answer 20

EVERY SINGLE SONG’S ALL LIKE WHUP!, THEY’RE ALL WHUP! WE’RE LIKE YUP!, TURN IT UP!
AS WE STUMBLE TO THE SOUND

Question 21

CUZ I’M HALOWEEN PARTYING HARD TONIGHT

Answer 21

IT’S HALLOWEEN, IT’S HALOWEEN…. DANCE CRAZY

Question 22

AWESOME PARTY I’M SO GLAD I CAME back to party

Answer 22

jumping from person to person You got any mountain dew red?

Question 23

Christine: Don’t be. I dumped him.

Answer 23

It looks like normal mountain dew? but red?

Question 24

Christine: And, he’s kind of a jerk, so…

Answer 24

Seriously! Where the fuck can I get some mountain dew red?

Question 25

Christine: …until I know who I am. I know thats not what you wanted to.. Im sorry.

Answer 25

BAAAAAAA…. got any mountain dew red?

Question 26

J: Okay, this whole no-drinking-while-squipping thing? Would it have killed you to give me a warning? …Rich?

Answer 26

Warning. Warning. Warning. exits

Question 27

J: Hello? ow ow ow ow ow

Answer 27

Feels like you’re missing a part of yourself, doesn’t it?

Question 28

J:… Rich?

Answer 28

Hurts like a motherfucker too. Be honest: what are they saying about me at school (beat) that bad?

Question 29

J: Sorry…

Answer 29

Sorry? I’m finally out of that shiny happy hive mind! When I get out of here, the ladies are gonna learn to love the real richard Goranski. And the dudes. Oh my god, I’m totally BI!

Question 30

J: Your squip’s gone? but how?

Answer 30

Ask you budy. Anti-social headphones kid? He’s been by like, a ton, by the way. What is he, your boyfriend? No judgement. Just curious. Totally Bi now.

Question 31

Michael: I’m sure someone will be lucky to have you, Rich

Answer 31

You think?

Question 32

SAY THAT YOU APPRECIATE THAT SHE’S SMART

Answer 32

NO, MAN, YOU TELL HER THAT SHE EXCITES YOU SEXUALLY / AND THAT’S THE WAY YOU GET TO HER HEART / TRUST ME, I KNOW / HOW IT’S GONNA GO LISTEN AND, OH-

Question 33

J: Aw, Gah! (r)

Answer 33

Oh, thank god, the popular students have arrived. Helooooo everyone! My name is Mr. Reyes. You may recognize me from drama class, or my full time job, at hobby lobby. (moved) Thank you. I’ve been dreaming of the day I get to stage William shakespear’s classic “a midsummer night’s dream”–

Question 34

Christine: YES (r)

Answer 34

And today, that dream dies.

Question 35

Christine: What?

Answer 35

And is reborn! Just… slightly mutated. The school has informed me that, unless I increase our popularity, our funds will be diverted. To the frisbee golf team. Which is why OUR production will be set, not in a pastoral forest, but a post apocalyptic future. Instead of frolicking with faries, there will be felling. From zombies.

Question 36

Christine: Don’t you care about Shakespeare? (R)

Answer 36

The man is dead. Let it go. We will dow take a five-minute break so I can eat a hot pocket.

Question 37

Jake: Woo hoo! (R)

Answer 37

(to Brooke) So what’s the story with Jake and Madeline?

Question 38

J: performance art. Ch: oh. Cool. (R)

Answer 38

Lets begin, people! curtains rise on athens… georgia. the center for disease control.

Question 39

CH: no– J: REALLY?????

Answer 39

Mr. Heere! your script is closed. which I can only assume means you’ve memorizes your entire part please: regale us. Or perhaps you’re simply wasting out–

Question 40

J: .. No more yielding but a dream… or is it? (R)

Answer 40

Well! it seems the rest of you can learn from Mr. Heere’s commitmwent to the craft. (beat) Hot pocket break!

Question 41

CH: I GUESS A PART OF ME LIKES TO HANG WITH YOU I GUESS A PART OF ME– (R)

Answer 41

enters Hot pocket break over, people.

Question 42

CH: “Go our and ashow everyone the relevant power of live theater! (R)

Answer 42

Off stage cough costumes.

Question 43

CH: What’s wrong with me? (R)

Answer 43

enters Miss canigula! props has whipped up a fresh beaker of Puck’s pansy serum. (Beat) Oh…Mr. Heere. I suppose you’ll be wanting your costume back.

Question 44

Squip: I anticipated your resistance too, Jeremy, so I took the decision out of your hands. (R)

Answer 44

Places for scene two, people! Remember, onece puck gives you the fansy serum you have to really sell that you’re transforming into a zombie! (To chloe) Excelent work, Miss valentine

Question 45

Mr. Reyes… what’s in the pansy serum? (R)

Answer 45

Oh, dont worry about the color. Its perfectly non-toxic. We dont want a repeat of last year’s aresnic and old lace debacle. Its just plain mountain dew! Also Jenna rollan put those wintergreen tictacs at the bottom.

Question 46

J: NO! you can’t let anyone drink from that beaker! (R)

Answer 46

Don’t be silly, it’s more than safe. I should know… I tried it myself.

Question 47

J: I have to get out there– (R)

Answer 47

I cant let you do that, Jeremy

Question 48

J: Mr. Reyes?

Answer 48

You needy, pathetic, self centered students. You think I wanted to teach highschool drama? in new jersey? My squip says I can go all the way to broadway. I just have to make sure you dont ruin my big night. Exits