#BANTER

Question 1

On a scale of 1 to 10 how drunk are you?

Answer 1

12

Question 2

What is a tree?

Answer 2

Ask Nick

Question 3

Does Dom.p get a discount at the Yue Wah?

Answer 3

No he just gets rejected

Question 4

Where do you put it?

Answer 4

Through the gap

Question 5

Why is Callan big, black and hairy?

Answer 5

Cuz he’s a terrorist

Question 6

Where does Cronie shop?

Answer 6

Nowhere, he scavenges

Question 7

Is Rudy fat?

Answer 7

yes

Question 8

Who is to blame?

Answer 8

I’m sorry to say again, but it’s Moyesie

Question 9

Does Dec work at McCains?

Answer 9

Probably

Question 10

Why is Sanchez so good?

Answer 10

He’s gay like Dec

Question 11

Why do people go to Buckingham Palace?

Answer 11

The Bright household is too expensive

Question 12

When is Dec in his best condition?

Answer 12

Either roasted or mashed

Question 13

How high is Dec’s starch content?

Answer 13

Fucking max bruh

Question 14

why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer 14

ask ed

Question 15

What is the perfect present for Dec?

Answer 15

Head massager

Question 16

How do you piss off Dec Bright?

Answer 16

You don’t need to he’s on his period

Question 17

how did callan get into the country?

Answer 17

ran in when it got dark

Question 18

How do you always win rock paper scissors?

Answer 18

Spuds

Question 19

when will dom get his answer from amy?

Answer 19

when nick runs

Question 20

What’s worse than the fish section at Morrisons?

Answer 20

Melissa

Question 21

How many people from G.E Brights does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer 21

None, you have to do it yourself.

Question 22

The true question, what’s worse, Greenhill close, or Wheelers orchard?

Answer 22

14, Greenhill close, Tenbury, WR15 8BG

Question 23

Chris

Answer 23

Brunt

Question 24

What do you call a West Brom player in prison?

Answer 24

aston villa

Question 25

Apparently Dom’s got a girlfriend…

Answer 25

But it might just be a Chinese whisper

Question 26

Why does Amy like Dom’s hair?

Answer 26

She doesn’t

Question 27

What turns Rudy on?

Answer 27

Bacon, cheese, pickle, beef, onions

Question 28

Why does Dec need an entire NEXT lorry?

Answer 28

Because he’s that rich the bastard

Question 29

What turns Dec on?

Answer 29

Pretty rocks, like Topaz

Question 30

aston

Answer 30

villa

Question 31

Why does dec support arsenal?

Answer 31

He likes arse.

Question 32

what country makes dom.p orgasmic?

Answer 32

china, they all look the same

Question 33

is dom.p rich?

Answer 33

yes, he has a fucking jag

Question 34

who is banksy?

Answer 34

not cronie he cant afford the paint

Question 35

what percentage are you at?

Answer 35

ask callan

Question 36

how many children has callan touched

Answer 36

countless

Question 37

why didn’t tenbury win?

Answer 37

cuz callan wasn’t playing

Question 38

how slippy is the golden valley pitch?

Answer 38

not very, its just callan is top heavy

Question 39

does callan rid horses?

Answer 39

no he just breaks their backs

Question 40

why don’t jews celebrate Christmas?

Answer 40

cuz they’re too tight

Question 41

will dom.p destroy amy?

Answer 41

no, his dick is tiny

Question 42

how do you get a discount at the yue wah?

Answer 42

just say you’re dom.p they can’t see you anyway

Question 43

how do you find out that your life is pointless?

Answer 43

find out if you’re related to Dom C

Question 44

Hey, hey, hey, guess what?

Answer 44

Banter…

Question 45

How did Rudy get into the country?

Answer 45

TNT lorry

Question 46

Why hasn’t Dom C got a job?`

Answer 46

All the polish people stole them.

Question 47

Where should Rudy live?

Answer 47

Baron’s cross.

Question 48

Why is Rudy scared of going home?

Answer 48

It reminds him of Hitler.

Question 49

How does Rudy get food?

Answer 49

Walkie Talkie

Question 50

is dec hench

Answer 50

yer

Question 51

is dec hench

Answer 51

yer

Question 52

is dec hench

Answer 52

yer

Question 53

where should cronie live

Answer 53

decs field

Question 54

Dom’s life quote?

Answer 54

Go back to the data

Question 55

how did Dave get so hench?

Answer 55

He ate loads of spuds

Question 56

What is the only thing bigger than cal?

Answer 56

Jo

Question 57

“we don’t need no education”

Answer 57

yes you do you dumb shits

Question 58

what’s the difference between Callan and Felilani?

Answer 58

Felilani gets picked

Question 59

why didn’t Tenbury win?

Answer 59

Cuz Cal wasn’t playing

Question 60

why is cal so good at football?

Answer 60

he’s not

Question 61

whats nicks favourite food?

Answer 61

all of it

Question 62

But what does he find the tastiest?

Answer 62

Lamb pussy pie

Question 63

Why do nick and cronie play farming sim

Answer 63

They like to play with each others animals

Question 64

Why is dec so hench

Answer 64

He takes protein

Question 65

Why does callan support chelsea

Answer 65

He doesn’t

Question 66

Whats the difference between dom and Annie

Answer 66

Annie has a good phone

Question 67

Is Dom going to paint his room?

Answer 67

Probably not

Question 68

What is the difference between Dom and Annie?

Answer 68

Annie has bigger balls

Question 69

Why doesn’t Cronie have a bed?

Answer 69

Nick and Rudy sat on it

Question 70

Go in the cupboard

Answer 70

I can’t fit in the cupboard

Question 71

Where is the secret button Dec?

Answer 71

We’re waiting

Question 72

Where is she Dec?

Answer 72

In the dungeon

Question 73

Why was dec sick?

Answer 73

Too much pussy juice