#BANTER Flashcards

Banterise

1
Q

On a scale of 1 to 10 how drunk are you?

A

12

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2
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What is a tree?

A

Ask Nick

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3
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Does Dom.p get a discount at the Yue Wah?

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No he just gets rejected

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4
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Where do you put it?

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Through the gap

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5
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Why is Callan big, black and hairy?

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Cuz he’s a terrorist

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6
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Where does Cronie shop?

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Nowhere, he scavenges

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7
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Is Rudy fat?

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yes

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8
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Who is to blame?

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I’m sorry to say again, but it’s Moyesie

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9
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Does Dec work at McCains?

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Probably

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10
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Why is Sanchez so good?

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He’s gay like Dec

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11
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Why do people go to Buckingham Palace?

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The Bright household is too expensive

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12
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When is Dec in his best condition?

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Either roasted or mashed

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13
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How high is Dec’s starch content?

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Fucking max bruh

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14
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why did the chicken cross the road?

A

ask ed

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15
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What is the perfect present for Dec?

A

Head massager

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16
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How do you piss off Dec Bright?

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You don’t need to he’s on his period

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17
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how did callan get into the country?

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ran in when it got dark

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18
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How do you always win rock paper scissors?

A

Spuds

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19
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when will dom get his answer from amy?

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when nick runs

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20
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What’s worse than the fish section at Morrisons?

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Melissa

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21
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How many people from G.E Brights does it take to change a lightbulb?

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None, you have to do it yourself.

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22
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The true question, what’s worse, Greenhill close, or Wheelers orchard?

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14, Greenhill close, Tenbury, WR15 8BG

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23
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Chris

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Brunt

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24
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What do you call a West Brom player in prison?

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aston villa

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Apparently Dom's got a girlfriend...
But it might just be a Chinese whisper
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Why does Amy like Dom's hair?
She doesn't
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What turns Rudy on?
Bacon, cheese, pickle, beef, onions
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Why does Dec need an entire NEXT lorry?
Because he's that rich the bastard
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What turns Dec on?
Pretty rocks, like Topaz
30
aston
villa
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Why does dec support arsenal?
He likes arse.
32
what country makes dom.p orgasmic?
china, they all look the same
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is dom.p rich?
yes, he has a fucking jag
34
who is banksy?
not cronie he cant afford the paint
35
what percentage are you at?
ask callan
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how many children has callan touched
countless
37
why didn't tenbury win?
cuz callan wasn't playing
38
how slippy is the golden valley pitch?
not very, its just callan is top heavy
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does callan rid horses?
no he just breaks their backs
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why don't jews celebrate Christmas?
cuz they're too tight
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will dom.p destroy amy?
no, his dick is tiny
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how do you get a discount at the yue wah?
just say you're dom.p they can't see you anyway
43
how do you find out that your life is pointless?
find out if you're related to Dom C
44
Hey, hey, hey, guess what?
Banter...
45
How did Rudy get into the country?
TNT lorry
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Why hasn't Dom C got a job?`
All the polish people stole them.
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Where should Rudy live?
Baron's cross.
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Why is Rudy scared of going home?
It reminds him of Hitler.
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How does Rudy get food?
Walkie Talkie
50
is dec hench
yer
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is dec hench
yer
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is dec hench
yer
53
where should cronie live
decs field
54
Dom's life quote?
Go back to the data
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how did Dave get so hench?
He ate loads of spuds
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What is the only thing bigger than cal?
Jo
57
"we don't need no education"
yes you do you dumb shits
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what's the difference between Callan and Felilani?
Felilani gets picked
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why didn't Tenbury win?
Cuz Cal wasn't playing
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why is cal so good at football?
he's not
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whats nicks favourite food?
all of it
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But what does he find the tastiest?
Lamb pussy pie
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Why do nick and cronie play farming sim
They like to play with each others animals
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Why is dec so hench
He takes protein
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Why does callan support chelsea
He doesn't
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Whats the difference between dom and Annie
Annie has a good phone
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Is Dom going to paint his room?
Probably not
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What is the difference between Dom and Annie?
Annie has bigger balls
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Why doesn't Cronie have a bed?
Nick and Rudy sat on it
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Go in the cupboard
I can't fit in the cupboard
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Where is the secret button Dec?
We're waiting
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Where is she Dec?
In the dungeon
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Why was dec sick?
Too much pussy juice