#BANTER Flashcards
Banterise
On a scale of 1 to 10 how drunk are you?
12
What is a tree?
Ask Nick
Does Dom.p get a discount at the Yue Wah?
No he just gets rejected
Where do you put it?
Through the gap
Why is Callan big, black and hairy?
Cuz he’s a terrorist
Where does Cronie shop?
Nowhere, he scavenges
Is Rudy fat?
yes
Who is to blame?
I’m sorry to say again, but it’s Moyesie
Does Dec work at McCains?
Probably
Why is Sanchez so good?
He’s gay like Dec
Why do people go to Buckingham Palace?
The Bright household is too expensive
When is Dec in his best condition?
Either roasted or mashed
How high is Dec’s starch content?
Fucking max bruh
why did the chicken cross the road?
ask ed
What is the perfect present for Dec?
Head massager
How do you piss off Dec Bright?
You don’t need to he’s on his period
how did callan get into the country?
ran in when it got dark
How do you always win rock paper scissors?
Spuds
when will dom get his answer from amy?
when nick runs
What’s worse than the fish section at Morrisons?
Melissa
How many people from G.E Brights does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, you have to do it yourself.
The true question, what’s worse, Greenhill close, or Wheelers orchard?
14, Greenhill close, Tenbury, WR15 8BG
Chris
Brunt
What do you call a West Brom player in prison?
aston villa
Apparently Dom’s got a girlfriend…
But it might just be a Chinese whisper
Why does Amy like Dom’s hair?
She doesn’t
What turns Rudy on?
Bacon, cheese, pickle, beef, onions
Why does Dec need an entire NEXT lorry?
Because he’s that rich the bastard
What turns Dec on?
Pretty rocks, like Topaz
aston
villa
Why does dec support arsenal?
He likes arse.
what country makes dom.p orgasmic?
china, they all look the same
is dom.p rich?
yes, he has a fucking jag
who is banksy?
not cronie he cant afford the paint
what percentage are you at?
ask callan
how many children has callan touched
countless
why didn’t tenbury win?
cuz callan wasn’t playing
how slippy is the golden valley pitch?
not very, its just callan is top heavy
does callan rid horses?
no he just breaks their backs
why don’t jews celebrate Christmas?
cuz they’re too tight
will dom.p destroy amy?
no, his dick is tiny
how do you get a discount at the yue wah?
just say you’re dom.p they can’t see you anyway
how do you find out that your life is pointless?
find out if you’re related to Dom C
Hey, hey, hey, guess what?
Banter…
How did Rudy get into the country?
TNT lorry
Why hasn’t Dom C got a job?`
All the polish people stole them.
Where should Rudy live?
Baron’s cross.
Why is Rudy scared of going home?
It reminds him of Hitler.
How does Rudy get food?
Walkie Talkie
is dec hench
yer
is dec hench
yer
is dec hench
yer
where should cronie live
decs field
Dom’s life quote?
Go back to the data
how did Dave get so hench?
He ate loads of spuds
What is the only thing bigger than cal?
Jo
“we don’t need no education”
yes you do you dumb shits
what’s the difference between Callan and Felilani?
Felilani gets picked
why didn’t Tenbury win?
Cuz Cal wasn’t playing
why is cal so good at football?
he’s not
whats nicks favourite food?
all of it
But what does he find the tastiest?
Lamb pussy pie
Why do nick and cronie play farming sim
They like to play with each others animals
Why is dec so hench
He takes protein
Why does callan support chelsea
He doesn’t
Whats the difference between dom and Annie
Annie has a good phone
Is Dom going to paint his room?
Probably not
What is the difference between Dom and Annie?
Annie has bigger balls
Why doesn’t Cronie have a bed?
Nick and Rudy sat on it
Go in the cupboard
I can’t fit in the cupboard
Where is the secret button Dec?
We’re waiting
Where is she Dec?
In the dungeon
Why was dec sick?
Too much pussy juice
